confessionals 'n' sh*t

[Joe (hey)]

why is pepper the most annoying human being on the planet earth when i'm honest with him he calls me a lying a** when i'm lying to him he calls me a lying a** he just always assumes i'm lying and it's rly f*cking annoying like bruh you need to f*cking stop

[Joe (hey)]

ugh this vote is annoying

on one hand, i could just shut up and vote for pepper, which would be easy, but given that i've heard my name was thrown out, i feel like voting pepper could be a bad idea

my gut is screaming at me to do something about this but my brain is telling me to chill lmao f*ck this

[Joe (hey)]

i've been making gifs in my voting confessionals idk if nate posts them in the vl or not

so here a couple i've made

[Joe (hey)]

i'm lowkey fine with phil getting idoled out because it means i'm in a better spot in that group than i was before pepper honestly did me a massive favor

anyway i hope that stupid f*cking cockroach pepper doesn't have another idol like how many idols can you f*cking have

[Joe (hey)]

[Joe (hey)]

it's hard to consider working with people that are close with pepper because if you can tolerate pepper for a month that alone is deserving of a win

[Joe (hey)]

but yeah i'm done w/ don/vova/pepper in general

i've given them countless chances to try and work w/ me but
- they literally voted me at final 9
- pepper is a little c*nt and constantly accuses me of lying even when i'm not
- don/vova have both kissed my a** to get me to stay on good terms with them and that's kinda pathetic because it shows me they feel like they can do whatever the f*ck they want and i won't care

so what i intend on doing, in case they whip another idol out of their asses is tell them that my side is voting for don and then vote for pepper because f*ck pepper, and hopefully they waste any potential idols on don

don't f*ck w/ me

[Joe (hey)]

so ash had the same idea i had but voting someone other than pepper because that's too obvious and i'm fine w/ that i'm glad we were on the same wavelength

i'm so f*cking tired of those three they can go

[Joe (hey)]

i just want an archive of my voting confessional gifs to exist

[Joe (hey)]

if any of these losers think i'm going down w/o a fight they're dead wrong lmao

[Joe (hey)]

anyway here's an in depth explanation as to why jimmy flipping was by far the WRONG move

since jimmy flipped on us this round, let's say he flips back, it's 3-3 and we go to rocks implying he stays loyal, and it's a complete crapshoot what happens at the end game

let's say he doesn't flip back to us this round, he makes final 4 but he's trash at challs so he'll 100% get 4th because their 3 is super tight knit

had he gotten vova to save his extra vote and flipped this round instead, he'd be in a position of power at final 5 where he could choose which group he goes to final 3 with, but instead he f*cked over himself ash kait and i because "ash was going to walk to the end"

flop a** b*tch

[Joe (hey)]

so kait or myself are very likely leaving tonight because of jimmy's boneheaded move last tribal, but jimmy should hopefully be voting w/ us and that's all we can hope for at this point

on one hand i hope i'm receiving votes tonight so that i'm safe from the rock draw, but on the other hand i don't know how willing either of them actually are to go to rocks, but not going to rocks at this point would be moronic as that 33% chance of making f3 is better than like a 1% chance of winning out

[Joe (hey)]

here's a quick summary of what it's like playing w/ vova:

vova: "pepper sucks omg!"
me: "yeah i agree let's vote him out!"
vova: "let's not vote pepper we can do it later"

this happens
every
single
f*cking
round

[Joe (hey)]

honestly jimmy probably doesn't have the backbone to go to rocks so i'm either gonna leave 4-2 or he'll flip on the revote and i'll leave 3-1 then unless nate responds to my merged idol guess w/ a "congratulations you've found the idol" and i whip that sh*t out of my a** and send pepper's trash a** packing

it's quite sad honestly that this game is just being handed to those 3 but what can ya do

i've done everything i can at this point and if i leave i can't really say i did anything wrong other than maybe waiting like forever to talk with jimmy but he was waiting as well because we both felt awkward since we had been waiting so long so that's not even completely my fault either

vova can say whatever the f*ck he wants about "wanting to go to finals w/ me" or whatever it's complete bullsh*t and i can see through that i ain't stupid maybe i'll see his confessionals after this and regret saying that but it's very clear that he's a shady f*ck and a pathological liar

don is just kinda boring he's chill i guess but does he actually like, do anything

pepper is like abi-maria without the charm or personality

the fact that one of those three is winning this game if i leave is absolutely appalling

[Joe (hey)]

anyway have i mentioned that this scenario is pretty much just like irl blood vs water

you have me/kait, hayden/katie, the minority duo on our last stand

you have jimmy, ciera, who can either make a big move, go to rocks, and likely go on to win the game or at least come close in FTC if it works out, or go with the disgusting trio where he's clearly at the bottom

you have pepper, who is gervase, because he thinks he's a god but he's actually just an annoying piece of trash that no one likes except for the people he's aligned with

you have vova, who is monica, a neat guy that hasn't rly done anything and will always stick with his sh*tty group despite what's actually good for him

and you have don, who is tyson, but nicer, because don is probably playing the best game among their trio, will win imo if their trio gets to the end, and everyone on the jury will feel f*cking stupid for letting him get there

praying4kait praying4me

not praying4jimmy because jimmy put himself here stupid a**

[Joe (hey)]

i've had this gif ready every single tribal but i haven't needed it yet and i hope i still don't need it

there's really no going back for jimmy at this point flipping again would be absolutely moronic

praying for that cute lil 33% chance in rocks!

[Joe (hey)]

if there was any doubt in my mind we were going to rocks before, there's none now after don's lil meltdown

loves being safe

praying don's psycho a** draws that rock

[Kaitlyn]

This was the best confessional

[Deleted]

Fun presence in the game. I liked this confessional.

[Donald]

Jul 22, 2017 2:08:30 GMT -5 Joe (hey) said:

if there was any doubt in my mind we were going to rocks before, there's none now after don's lil meltdown

loves being safe

praying don's psycho a** draws that rock

HE CALLED ME PSYCHO OMG