confessionals 'n' sh*t

[Joe (hey)]

lmao i survived i can't @ 6-1

i feel bad for jhon because i liked the guy but whatevs better you than me hun!

[Joe (hey)]

i think stan was so preoccupied w/ tryna deflect votes off me over here that he forgot to save his own a** lmao

[Joe (hey)]

yo i f*ckin love E

like he's a complete moron but he's f*ckin great like i've never met anyone as crazy as this guy and i f*ckin love it i wanna get on his wild ride

[Joe (hey)]

i get to go a whole tribal without getting votes for once holy sh*t it's a miracle!

[Joe (hey)]

ya know the feeling when someone responds to you frequently and then they just randomly stop responding at a crucial moment because i know that feeling rly f*ckin well

[Joe (hey)]

james can get the f*ck outta here he's an unbearably awful rat that thinks he's clever and slick but he ain't he's an annoying whore

i miss stan

[Joe (hey)]

apparently now there's a plan to get james out which i am completely down with he is a trashbag and i can't wait to never speak to him ever again adios c*nt

[Joe (hey)]

cya james!

my hatred for him was probably a bit much cuz he's probably a nice guy but there's something about him i just hate

[Joe (hey)]

wow i won immunity in a math chall what a shocker

i can probably win out w/ these people tbh they're actually all god awful in challs except for like phil and don and even they aren't great

[Joe (hey)]

wow my last few confeshes have been pretty gamebotty i'm disgusted

i need to get back into more of a "i hate everyone here f*ck you all" mentality

[Joe (hey)]

alex leaving was probably the single most uneventful thing that has happened all season like i cannot think of anything that was more predictable and boring than that

[Joe (hey)]

so i got the clue to temptation island and it basically said "look at the game thread carefully dumbass"

so i go to the game thread and i notice very quickly that there was blue letters that weren't blue before

so i go through the forum and sh*t and get the most basic solution ever of adding /page/temptation-island to the end of the site url

i do that and i get this stupid a** scramble sh*t which takes me like 10 minutes if i get it right

this'll be fun i hope i cause chaos with whatever the consequence is

[Joe (hey)]

if the expert enchilada actually thinks i'm gonna tell him anything legit about temptation island he's drunk as f*ck

[Joe (hey)]

the temptation sucked a** but i took it anyway

i feel like combining it with vova's extra vote would work really well cuz we'd literally have 4 votes to use however the f*ck we want automatically

[Joe (hey)]

i ended up telling pepper about my vote stealer so that he'd leave me the f*ck alone about temptation island

id rather have his wild a** w/ me than against me anyway because you never know what he gonna do

[Joe (hey)]

E is the dumbest f*cking human being on the planet earth and i am amazed that natural selection hasn't caught up with him yet

[Joe (hey)]

thanks to E's wild a** tho i'm not even in consideration for being a target idt so thanks for being f*cking stupid

[Joe (hey)]

ok so some people might be wondering why i played my advantage

well it's quite simple

A- everyone knew about it so getting it off my back was much more beneficial for me than keeping it
B- by stealing pepper's vote i thought it would guarantee he'd play the idol, and it did, despite anything he says i think me stealing his vote was the last straw in him choosing to play it or not
C- in case vova played his extra vote i needed to make sure there wasn't a tie

you could call it "wasted," but i'd say it was pretty good

people are quick to think i have 0 strategy but there's a brain under this hot head

[Joe (hey)]

i'm lowkey sketched out by kait getting 4:38 considering the highest score prior to this season in this chall was like, 9 minutes lmao

i think she's smart but like idg how you can do that chall that fast that's like jacob speed

[Joe (hey)]

anyway here's my problem with kait's time: it makes me feel like she got help, and in my opinion there's no reason to help anyone in this chall unless you really want someone else to lose

i feel like kait and crew have a mindset that if they don't take me out now i'll ruin their endgame or something by immunity running to the end i guess, and that feeling scares me

i don't want to have to work with pepper and crew because pepper is a volatile moron despite the fact that don and vova are chill but this is probably my one opportunity to change things up before everything gets predictable from here on out, they've just been running the game (they referring to phil/kait/ash and jimmy to a lesser extent) and if i leave here they'll just steamroll to the end with no competition

i love them to death as people but there's a time when you have to start listening to your gut, and right now my gut is saying that if i don't try to do something about it this round this whole game will have been nothing but their charity, and i'm not about charity

with vova's extra vote still intact i feel like i could do some serious damage if i pushed to target, like, phil or some sh*t which would put me in a much better position than i'm in now

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