Joe (hey)
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Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 4, 2017 14:02:18 GMT -5
yeah
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 4, 2017 14:09:28 GMT -5
hello it's pretty swell being back
i'm just gonna be myself all game and see how it goes aka a self deprecating assf*ck
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 5, 2017 11:55:22 GMT -5
holy sh*t why does james have 13 posts in his thread already is he like making this game his job what the f*ck
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Joe (hey)
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Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 5, 2017 15:05:15 GMT -5
i've been talking with a few people on my tribe and in general we're a pretty solid tribe
james has been kissing everyone's a** and clearly been talking to everyone so that's a thing
ashley is a self explanatory icon and i am pumped to play with her as we're both b*tches
kaitlyn likes me i think because i'm a b*tch and she can relate to that so i hope we slay
cole i can see why he has flopped so many times but we get along well so that's a thing
donald i literally only remember from the rly stupid message he sent me in malaysia that had good intentions but was a flop because he had literally never said a word to me
setsu is my boo
jonas sucks at life
jacob and i are good friends so that works out nicely since he's always a massive threat because he has good internet
i haven't talked to the other joe in a while but from what i remember he's a "fun" guy to have around
pepper who?
and stan and i are friends and we'll probably work together until he or myself inevitably flop because we suck at life
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 5, 2017 17:48:03 GMT -5
ok what the f*ck why can't i be on a single tribe in ER that can actually win a challenge like on paper this tribe is so good at challs?  lost every chall in malaysia before i was voted out lost the two challs in chile before i was voted out (sure i came back but holy f*ck i shouldn't have needed to come back) now i'm already starting to lose in this season i can't get a f*ckin break f*ck ur tribe divisions nate |
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 5, 2017 18:07:48 GMT -5
please help james is horny and i feel uncomfortable talking to him right now
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 5, 2017 19:09:00 GMT -5
this vote is gonna be rly messy atm but god bless because i'm not getting last most likely
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 6, 2017 12:52:44 GMT -5
bless the vote is between james/setsu so i'm not getting last i'm still likely getting premerged tho
at the moment i'm leaning towards james because although we've talked a lot he has clearly talked a lot with everyone, he is clearly tryharding, and he is clearly putting far too much effort into this game based on his 44 goddamn confessionals like cole has a lot too but holy sh*t we just started how much is there to talk about what the f*ck are you doing
plus setsu and i are rly good friends but not many people here know that
it's very likely that setsu is getting voted out regardless of how i vote so i don't really give a sh*t james is annoying
also bless kaitlyn her presence is going to get me through this game she's one of like three people that doesn't make me want to drink bleach
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 6, 2017 16:53:55 GMT -5
ok so apparently now it's between jonas/james and god bless that because if setsu had gone first i probably would've shot myself
jonas and james are both either gross boring or both and the fact that one of them is going first is an absolute miracle i couldn't have asked for a better outcome
also i want whatever drugs pepper has because he's a crazy motherf*cker and i dig it
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 6, 2017 23:34:26 GMT -5
bless jonas went first i was in majority
anyway f*ck each and every individual who told me all day "idk who i'm gonna vote i'm just gonna go with majority" without actually saying a f*cking name like people who do that can actually go burn in hell don't f*ckin talk to me if you don't trust me with one single name on the first goddamn vote who the f*ck do you think i am i ain't hitler wyd
like all throughout the day it was just "idk majority!" and "just gonna go with majority" like that's swell but i want to hear NAMES dammit it doesn't mean a damn to me if you're voting with majority if you're gonna talk to me you better make it worth my time f*ck
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 7, 2017 23:17:54 GMT -5
f*ck ME IN THE a**hole AM I EVER GONNA WIN A PREMERGE CHALL IN THIS GAME WHAT THE f*ck IS THIS LUCK EVEN WHEN WE'RE WINNING WE STILL LOSE WHAT THE f*ck I'M GONNA CHOP MY d*ck OFF SO THAT NO CHILD OF MINE EVER HAS TO EXPERIENCE THE SUFFERING THAT IS DEALING WITH THIS BULLsh*t
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 8, 2017 16:09:42 GMT -5
if i just sheep the vets will i win this game
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 8, 2017 21:21:39 GMT -5
setsu will probably be leaving tonight but i voted pepper for sh*ts and gigs because i refuse to vote for setsu
i can't be f*cked about anyone at this point i just want to have 1 premerge win under my belt
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 9, 2017 1:24:13 GMT -5
it would've been nice to have been informed by literally anyone that people were voting for joey oh canada
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 9, 2017 16:32:24 GMT -5
yo can stan like f*ck outta here working with you or not i don't have to tell you every god damn detail of what i'm doing at all times like i told him exactly what i did for the vote and he's like "wow that's suspect" f*ck off this sh*t is why you always flop at vivor games
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 9, 2017 18:31:50 GMT -5
i feel like jenn brown in a cast of dans and rodneys after setsu was voted out setsu was my hali and now i hate nearly everyone left
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 9, 2017 23:02:17 GMT -5
I FINALLY WON A PREMERGE IMMUNITY ALL MY FORMER TRIBES CAN SUCK MY a**hole 1-7 BABY WOO IT FEELS GOOD TO ACTUALLY NOT GO TO TRIBAL FOR ONCE IN THIS STUPID PIECE OF sh*t SERIES BLESS LEEU
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 14, 2017 11:59:35 GMT -5
bless this new tribe
kaitlyn was probably my favorite person on leeu not named jacob
phil is chill
briq is chill
alad i don't rly give a sh*t about but i guess he's chill too
god bless tribe swaps
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 16, 2017 0:23:11 GMT -5
i'm on an actually decent tribe for once god bless america
like sure i did almost everything in the chall but who gives a sh*t we demolished the other tribes like i came a little when i saw how well we (I) did
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Joe (hey)
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Posts: 914
Favorite Reality Show: survivor
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Post by Joe (hey) on Jun 18, 2017 9:27:02 GMT -5
why do any of these stupid c*nts think i have the idol lmao
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