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Post by JC on May 25, 2013 16:08:36 GMT -5
Discuss your favorite movie quotes here. |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2013 18:09:39 GMT -5
Just watched four christmases today.. it only feels right to post some quotes.. its my favorite vince vaughn movie of all time
-My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!
-Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class a** sniffer!
-Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.
- Google me b*tch!
-Darryl: Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?
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Post by Darebear55 on May 31, 2013 12:39:47 GMT -5
"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling" -Eames
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Post by Elle on May 31, 2013 23:11:20 GMT -5
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give sh*t.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a sh*t if he were black.
Captain Dickson: Who made this? Are you autistic?
Schmidt: It IS artistic.
Principal Dadier: I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.
Deputy Chief Hardy: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
Deputy Chief Hardy: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
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Post by Nate on Jun 7, 2013 15:25:30 GMT -5
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." -Principal McGee (Grease)
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Post by Brooke on Jun 8, 2013 1:29:48 GMT -5
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." -Princess Bride
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Post by Elle on Jun 10, 2013 1:43:57 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each of us is a brain... and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club
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Post by DB on Jun 12, 2013 20:35:39 GMT -5
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 14:19:05 GMT -5
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Okay a simple "wrong" would've done just fine |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 20:12:17 GMT -5
Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve
Charlie: Right now we are alive and in this moment I swear we are infinite.
Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The slut and the falcon' make us solve crimes
Charlie: Do you like football?
Patrick: LOVE it.
Patrick: Be aggressive Passive aggressive
Charlie: I saw this tree. But it was a dragon. Then it was a tree again. It just lied to me
Charlie: My doctor said we can't choose where we come from but we can choose where we go from there. I know it's not all the answers but it was enough to start putting these pieces together.
I love this movie
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Post by Nate on Jun 13, 2013 22:34:48 GMT -5
Such a good movie. I need to read the book!
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Post by Jgrubl on Jun 18, 2013 0:14:57 GMT -5
"The f*ck you are"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 0:21:47 GMT -5
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. If I had a favorite movie quote, that would definitely be it. It never fails to make me laugh. |
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Post by Brooke on Jun 18, 2013 0:36:55 GMT -5
"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!" -School of Rock
"Absolutely. Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out. Amen." -Catch Me if You Can
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"-Alice in Wonderland
"There's a diffrence between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them." -Elizabethtown
"Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."" -Patch Adams
"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich." -27 Dresses
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Post by Nate on Jun 30, 2013 0:20:15 GMT -5
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Post by Darebear55 on Jul 29, 2013 15:01:54 GMT -5
"You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner... You're in one!" -Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
I forgot how much I loved this movie!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2013 3:06:37 GMT -5
"What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over."
"I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows."
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
"Carl? Carl! Merry Christmas! How is it we're always talking on Christmas, Carl? Every Christmas, I'm talking to you!"
"First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi."
"f*ck YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're f*ckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest f*ckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren't you in jail? I mean what [looks at Natasha] are you like 13, 14? (Monty: She's almost 18.) You know what? f*ck this! You all suck. I quit."
"You tell anyone I said this, I'll have to kill you, cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town. But you are one terrifying son of a b*tch with them guns"
" Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals--courtside of course. And all that was before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world"
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Post by Darebear55 on Aug 2, 2013 8:21:02 GMT -5
"f*ck YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're f*ckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest f*ckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren't you in jail? I mean what [looks at Natasha] are you like 13, 14? (Monty: She's almost 18.) You know what? f*ck this! You all suck. I quit." I love this movie!! |
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Post by Elle on Aug 4, 2013 15:32:56 GMT -5
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Olive Penderghast: Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?
Rosemary: Olive! There's a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!
Olive Penderghast: Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!
Rosemary: That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...
Olive Penderghast: Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.
Rosemary: He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...
Olive Penderghast: Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.
Rosemary: I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...
Olive Penderghast: We are not dating, mom.
Rosemary: ...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.
Olive Penderghast: Bye now...
Rosemary: You know I dated a homosexual once. For a long time actually... a "long" time...
Olive Penderghast: Dear god, dear lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 15:40:19 GMT -5
lol that movie is awrsome.
My favorite quote is probs this
Rosemary: We're a family of late bloomers - I didn't until I was 14 and nor did Olive.
Chip: Why does that matter - I'm adopted!
Dill: [Freaking out] What! Oh my god! Who told you? Guys we were going to do this at the right time!
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