Survivor: Namibia - Voting Confessionals

[Nate]

Jonas Voted Out (9-2-1)

Jonas

Setsu

“You never changed my password to first boot Nate. Now no one will know I knew it before it even started.”

Setsu

James

“Its the only name I hear and I cant trust him.. Bye FlirtymcFlirtyson.”

Joey

James

“It gives me great pleasure to write your name down James, eat sh*t and die.”

Jacob S

Jonas

“I want him to stay, but the votes aren't going in his favor and I need to better position myself with the current majority so they don't see me as an outsider. “

Cole

Jonas

“Messy a** tribe. I have no idea what's gonna happen tonight. Hope it's you getting your torch snuffed.”

Stan

Jonas

“I'm so f*cking sorry dude. La familia blows for making me do this.”

James

Jonas

“Hi Jonas. I'm voting you out even though I said I wouldn't like 4 hours ago. I didn't want to but at the same time when it comes down to your or setsu I'm really indifferent because I really don't care cause I don't trust either of you. But honestly Cole been pushing this super hard so.. I'ma go with what the homie says. Hopefully you can get some rest now bud. Good luck <3“

Ashley

Jonas

“f*cking c*nt.”

Joe

Jonas

“I would love to be writing down james right now but that's very clearly not gonna happen and i'm not gonna f*ck myself this early by going against the obvious majority sry bud.”

Pepper

Jonas

“Me and you we're cut from the same cloth. We're wild, we're entertaining, we're always playing the villain. To put it in simple words, we're both mad men. The only difference is I got a method to my madness. There is no method to yours, and that's the reason you're going home tonight unfortunately.”

Kaitlyn

Jonas

“You're dangerous af.”

Don

Jonas

“I reaaaaaallllyy wanted setsu gone but i have to do what the group wants and im sorry.”

[Nate]

Setsu Voted Out (4-3-2-2)

Setsu
Pepper
“I know I am on the hotseat so I am just doing as I am told.”

Joey
Setsu
“Anybody but me.”

Jacob S
Joey
“He is just not invested in this game from what it appears, and I am sure he's not gonna go home bc these people are all stupid, but I can't rationalize voting any other way. “

Cole
Joey
“Shouldn't be you tonight. I just don't want an idol ruining things two seasons in a row.”

Stan
Setsu
“Sorry bud. But I don't feel like even dealing with your shenanigans in the future. Peace.”

James
Joe
“Hi Joe. I'm only voting for you because we're splitting the votes. But just in case you do go home I just want you to know I tried but you're stupid. Idg why you wouldn't even attempt to talk to people but that's kinda your m.o in these games to just be as awful as possible at social stuff then blame the host or pregames. lolz.”

Ashley
Joe
“Don't block me and think ur not gettin ur sh*t snuffed. Canada sucks!! F*ck ur free healthcare!!”

Joe
Pepper
“This is just a random vote because i don't want to write down setsu.”

Pepper
Joey
“You weren't even here to begin with, so I guess I'm voting you out.”

Kaitlyn
Setsu
“Sorrrrryyyy. I have friends.”

Don
Setsu
“Cuz u shoulda been gone last week.”

[Nate]

Lan Voted Out (10-1-1)

Lan
Alad
"I'm not sure you understand what a blindside is."

Sammy
Lan
“I think there is a certain way to play this game in an under-the-radar style, but you never talked to me and from what I hear, I wasn't the only one. Best wishes.”

Kenny
Phil
“I just want everyone to be paranoid.”

Jacob Q
Lan
“You've won this game before and you have not been very active so far. It's a easy vote for us. Bye!”

Mark
Lan
“Honestly, you getting voted out cause I don't even know yah fam and I don't think you've shown up much. Sh*t you might be cool as f*ck but I ain't got the time to wait around to find out. So you take care of yourself and have a smooth a** plane ride home. I know this is probably tough for you being the first from the tribe eliminated but sh*t at least you ain't get your head knocked off by an umbrella like I did a couple weeks before this show.”

Briq
Lan
“When your name was brought up to be voted off our tribe, it was then that I noticed you were actually on this tribe.”

Jhon
Lan
“You didn't seem interested in the game really and easy first out. See ya.”

Alex
Lan
“Lan, its you or its me and it better not be me. Adios.”

Alad
Lan

Phil
Lan
“I don't think you're trying very hard to stay. At this point it's probably too late though.”

Jimmy
Lan
“You seemed nice and cool, just not very active.”

Vova
Lan

[Nate]

Sammy Voted Out (9-2)

Sammy

Alex

“If I go out fourth, I'll be remarkably upset. I think you'll be fine, though. So please. Go.”

Kenny

Sammy

“I tried to save you without making myself look too suspicious. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get majority of the tribe on board with keeping you. Godspeed young Samuel.”

Jacob Q

Sammy

“Sammy buddy, I love you, but you have screwed me over in both games that we have played. You are a huge threat and that is something to be celebrated. It also a great reason to get you out now before you slide to the finish line. Bye buddy!”

Mark

Sammy

Briq

Sammy

“Imagine never messaging me first and thinking I can trust you.”

Jhon

Sammy

“Plan seemed set to get you out the first vote, but Lan delayed that for a round. Another easy out.”

Alex

Sammy

“Sammy, heard you were spreading sh*t about me, and now you gotta go. Adios.”

Alad

Sammy

Phil

Sammy

“Actually once the vote was switched to you, I didn't want to do it. And since everyone agreed so fast, it was alarming. In the end, not enough people were willing to save you. If you go, it was really nice meeting you. If you stay, lolzies let the games begin.”

Jimmy

Alex

“Sorry. I know you're probably staying but I've talked to Sammy more and if he stays he helps the tribe more.”

Vova

Sammy

[Nate]

Kenny Voted Out (2-2-1) (2-1)

Kenny
Vova

Jacob Q
Kenny

Jimmy
Vova

Pepper
Kenny
“Can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter. You got served tonight, bro.”

Vova
Jimmy
___________________
REVOTE

Jacob Q
Kenny

Jimmy
Vova

Pepper
Kenny
“I really thought you were gonna vote me out this tribal, and I got paranoid, and flipped it on you. My bad man. Honestly tho I knew if I kept you around, you briq and Stan would've been a dominant trio come merge so I'm glad I got to handicap them by taking you out.”

[Nate]

Jacob Q Voted Out (3-1)

Jacob Q
Jimmy
“Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy please don't screw this up. I hope this vote doesn't come back to bite. You're awesome, but I need you to leave.”

Jimmy
Jacob Q
“Seems to be me or you. You're a nice guy but if you go it's because you picked the wrong side last tribal. I'm just doing what I have to go get further.”

Pepper
Jacob Q
“Your best friend a clown and you guilty by association.”

Vova
Jacob Q
“This man e keeps f*cking up lmfao.”

[Nate]

Joey Voted Out (4-1-1)

Joey
Alex
“Idk who you are but Kaitlyn said it’s you.”

Alex
Joey
“I tried to save you but you ain't helping yo self out. Sorry man.”

Ashley
Joey

Joe
Joey
“I would've loved to have worked w/ you in this game too bad you're absolutely useless.”

Kaitlyn
Joey
“Did you even know you were playing???”

Vova
Joe

[Nate]

Jacob S Voted Out (3-2-1)

Jacob S
Pepper
“I'm gonna vote for E/Pepper/whatever since he's just kind of annoying and unstable, and unstable is not a quality that I look for in an ally. Someone who plays for the "Lolz" is not trustworthy long term. “

Cole
Jimmy
“i'm gonna f*cking kill myself and i'm NOT kidding. i hope everyone just sticks to the plan.”

James
Pepper
“I AM VOTING E HES THE DUMBEST PLAYER EVER IDC LMAO IM DYING HERE IM SORRY FOR SWITCHING MULTIPLE TIMES.”

Phil
Jacob S
“#YOLO I'm hoping for some sort of tie just to shake things up and see what people do. I'm here for information and I'm willing to put my own a** on the line to get it.”

Jimmy
Jacob S
“I vote for other Jacob”

Pepper
Jacob S
“We've been in two seasons together and been in the same tribe multiple times over the course of our Survivor careers, but I never even met you before.”

[Nate]

Cole Voted Out (4-1)

Cole
Pepper
“I hate you. i hate you so much. i hate you with all my being. you're the reason why all this sh*t this game is going down. go f*ck yourself and have a nice life.”

James
Cole
“I'm sorry the idol was fake.”

Phil
Cole
“I'm voting out Cole and I don't care if I'm a liar for it lmfao. I also don't care if I'm getting f*cked by this.”

Jimmy
Cole

Pepper
Cole
“Always imitated, never duplicated. You don't even do a good job at being a diet E lol.”

[Nate]

Mark Voted Out (8-3-2-1-1)

Mark
Briq

Briq
Alad
“You aint slick man. Hopefully this works. I'm not sure how this will turn out this may be lit af or woat af.”

Stan
Mark

Jhon
Alad

James
Stan
“Cause you'll prolly play an idol for Briq so this is just in case lmao.“

Alex
Mark
“Sorry man it wasn't supposed to be you but you have James to thank for that lolz adios.”

Alad
Briq

Phil
Briq
“I'm voting for Briq because this is what Jimmy and I discussed and I trust Jimmy. As long as I'm on the same page as him tbh I'm fine with whatever happens.“

Ashley
Briq
“Sorry to see you go bae bae... there only room for one queen.”

Joe
Mark
“I didn't know he was in this game until i heard he was a vote so whatever.”

Jimmy
Alex
“This will probably be the only vote for you but in case some idol gets played I'd rather have some insurance in case a random vote goes my way or you know just to cause a smidge of confusion.”

Pepper
Briq
“Outside of this game, you're one of my closest friends. Inside of this game, I was itching to get rid of you the moment we arrived on this Island. I've never been more hungrier for a forum game win, and to win, you got to take out the best players no matter how close they are to you.”

Kaitlyn
Briq
“Sorry, but I can't go against a large group of people. My game is more important”

Don
Briq
“Sorry man I love you but dis da way da numbers going.”

Vova
Briq

[Nate]

Briq Voted Out (6-1)

Briq

Briq

Stan

Phil

“My vote doesn't matter. And clearly these people don't care about my game. But why should they lol.”

Phil

Briq

“I talked to everyone but Stan about it heh. And I might be getting votes at least from Stan maybe Briq maybe more but I also don't f*cking care.”

Jimmy

Briq

Kaitlyn

Briq

“No one told me anything else to do.”

Don

Briq

“Lmao.”

Vova

Briq

[Nate]

Stan Voted Out (4-2)

Stan
Phil

Phil
Stan
“If someone wants to waste an idol on Stan to get lil ole me out at the f*cking Final 13... then like, lol um ok knock yourself out, lmao. So far it seems like it'll be a straight vote on Stan but if someone wants to switch things up and I get screwed, then congrats flips hair don't care.”

Jimmy
Stan
“When I said I wanted to work with you I did, we just sort of ran out of time. I didn't want to vote you but you threw out my name and then wanted to vote out my top ally. I just couldn't have that. Sorry bud. Maybe next we can make it work. “

Kaitlyn
Stan
“I'm sorry, but I can't latch onto one person and hope for the best. I needed to ensure safety with a larger group.”

Don
Stan

Vova
Phil

[Nate]

Jhon Voted Out (6-1)

Jhon
Joe
“Ugh f*ck this, I was really hoping I'd get alad out tonight but people are gun shy. Have fun in jury!”

James
Jhon
“Cause he in with stan and he gotta go lmao. Theyre f3 gotta go byebye back to back to back.”

Alex
Jhon
“Sorry man the plan changed and at a certain point I have to look out for myself adios.”

Alad
Jhon

Ashley
Jhon
“I'm voting out jhon and saying a prayer there is no idol and James doesn't flip like they tried to get me to yikes.”

Joe
Jhon
“The longer I stay here, the more I realize I have very few friends.”

Pepper
Jhon
“I bet Jgrubs is doing an awful job hosting the aftershow, they need you back.”

[Nate]

James Voted Out (6-5)

James
Kaitlyn
“Uhhh I feel really bad about this lol but that prolly don't matter.”

Alex
Kaitlyn
“Sorry chica it's either you or me and I'm praying it's you and not me. No hard feelings we both had to do what we had to do. Adios.”

Alad
Kaitlyn
"I love and i hate that it's come to this and since you're single now i hope we can have a long distance relationship."

Phil
James
“We got our group and it better f*ckin stay lmaoooo.”

Ashley
James
“Dont f*cking lie to me and think you'll make it out alive... cus I will create a 6 man alliance in about a record 5 minutes against you and ur buddies....also like if you actually didnt lie to me imma feel like sh*t about this move.. yikes... kay bye.”

Joe
James
“F*ck you f*ck your mother f*ck your mother's gynecologist you are a whiny awful whore rat b*tch and i cannot wait for your c*nt a** to leave.”

Jimmy
James
“Really sorry buddy. Hardest vote so far for me. You're awesome but I have loyalties steaming from before we talked and I don't know how true you were to me.”

Pepper
Kaitlyn
“We never see eye to eye on anything. Sorry, I guess.”

Kaitlyn
James
“This vote is me or you. I hope it's you.”

Don
Kaitlyn
“Ily boo.”

Vova
James
“Big moves only Nate heh.”

[Nate]

Alex Voted Out (7-2-1)

Alex
Jimmy
“I have no idea what's going on. I heard your name so yeah lol. Adios.”

Alad
Alex

Phil
Alex
“I'm tired and don't care what happens.”

Ashley
Alad
“Just in case there an idol play hehe.”

Joe
Alex
“(dull)”

Jimmy
Alex

Pepper
Alex

Kaitlyn
Alad

Don
Alex
“Sorry u a gud dude and tell ashley that u work @ chipotle.”

Vova
Alex

[Nate]

Tribal Council #16 - Irrugarate

Alad Voted Out (6-3)

Alad

Joe

Phil

Alad

“Goddammit I actually didn't want to, since I lowkey trusted alad from early on, but got damn I do believe that he was threatened by me.“

Ashley

Alad

“Cus ur a little f*cking sh*thead.”

Joe

Alad

Stolen Vote: Alad

“Not ur fault bruh, blame pepper's wild a**, i hope he wastes his idol tonight.”

Jimmy

Alad

Pepper

Joe (STOLEN BY JOE)

“I guess if it's not me it's you.”

Kaitlyn

Alad

“Sorry it had to be you babe #aladlyn.”

Don

Joe

“Lol luv u man.”

Vova

Joe

[Nate]

Phil Voted Out (5-3)

Phil
Pepper
“Sorry but it's just time for me to vote for you. I do hope you go, cuz I'm tired of you blowing up my snaps telling me I'm acting shady when u still exist.”

Ashley
Pepper
“Sorry boo.. ur a dumbass and ur no longer useful to me.”

Joe
Pepper
“Holy sh*t you're annoying.”

Jimmy
Pepper

Pepper
Phil
“The wrong message incident was widely perceived as my downfall in this game, but in actuality, it turned out to be yours. The incident exposed your inability to forgive and repair a relationship, and that my friend, is a personal flaw, that validates the reason you're going home tonight.”

Kaitlyn
Pepper
“You f*ckig twat. Get out of here.”

Don
Phil
“Sorry dude.”

Vova
Phil
“sorry Phil but it had to be done. Game moves on top of game moves.”

[Nate]

Ashley Voted Out (5-3)

Ashley
Don
“Sorry toots.”

Joe
Don
“Coming after me hasn't worked for anyone all game and it's not gonna work for you either cya never don.”

Jimmy
Ashley

Pepper
Ashley
“Sorry mom.”

Kaitlyn
Don
“We did this to piss off alad.”

Don
Ashley
“ I think its either me or u asshat.”

Vova
Ashley
“Sorry baby girl but game moves are a must unless im being clowned on.”
Extra Vote: Ashley

[Nate]

Joe Voted Out (3-3) (3-1)

Joe
Pepper
“I absolutely cannot stand him, and given how god awful and annoying his pathetic potato-brained a** is it would be an absolute pleasure to make the last vote i cast in this series other than my jury vote for this hot mess of a human being.”

Jimmy
Pepper

Pepper
Joe

Kaitlyn
Pepper

Don
Joe

Vova
Joe
_________________________
REVOTE

Jimmy
Pepper

Kaitlyn
Joe
“Sorry. My chances are better to win an immunity with you gone, and I'd rather you go then give myself a 33% chance of staying with rocks. Love u.”

Don
Joe

Vova
Joe

[Nate]

Jimmy Voted Out (4-1)

Jimmy
Pepper
“Not sure who to vote. It's not like it matters tbh.“

Pepper
Jimmy
“If it's not me, it's you. But you had one hell of a survivor career...5th place, 4th place, and 3rd. I gotta hand it to you, you're the most underrated player this game has ever seen and can maybe make a case for top 5 all time just based off your longevity and track record.”

Kaitlyn
Jimmy
“My bad.”

Don
Jimmy

Vova
Jimmy
“Sorry man, it's all part of the plan.”