Your Confessional

[joeker]

Ok, so I take back all the bad things I've said about Jon. Even though I just lumped him and Stan in with the puke stain named Jonas who I'm so f*cking happy is finally out of this game. Sam, on the other hand, is a sneaky snakey son of a b*tch who tried keeping Jonas around. I mean, props to him for potentially going out at 4th or winning the season because Jonas is awful and I don't think anybody would be voting Stan in that final 3 scenario. As for me, Jon and I buried whatever hatchet we had because I need to start thinking of how can I reach final 3 from every angle? I need to ensure that everyone wants me sitting in the final 3 and with Jon and I forming an alliance, the only person that leaves out is Stan, which sadly may not be getting the boot over David. I was hoping to wait until at least final 5 to vote David out but if everyone is that insistent on voting him out, I don't want to risk rocks. This all could have been easily avoided had Sam didn't win immunity and now he suddenly acts like he is the King of the Sluts. It's Jonas 2.0! At least I patched things up with Jon so as long as that doesn't go sour, I'll be sitting in the final 3 with him since I told him I would not be writing his name down and I hope he has the same mindset since we are both not going to be greeted with hearts and roses from the jury and going to the end with people like Sam and David and Stan is just giving them the win so now I need to do what is best for Joeker. As much as I love David, I may have to vote him out if I can't persuade Jon to swap votes.

[joeker]

This is literally Sam's last stand. He keeps going on and on about how Stan has to go and I'm thinking, I can save that for the next vote but not that it matters because he keeps saying how he'll vote for the vet that is there. Like honey, you tried voting me out and you even said you would vote me out in Jon won immunity in a scenario where Stan left and you stayed. Besides, even if I wanted to vote Stan out there was no way in hell I could sway another vote, so its not worth it. At least I'm set for the final tribal council pretty much. There is legit no scenario where I should be eliminated next vote. I just hope Nate doesn't b*tch-slap me with a final 2 because then I'll riot. People may think I did nothing and rode coat-tails but I heavily disagree. I started from the bottom of my tribe with a bunch of people who probably knew each other from other ORG's, climbed into the power position. Then help convince James to vote out his own loved one and one of his friends and put myself in a position to make final 3 in every scenario when there were 6 people left and constantly avoided the death snuff multiple times and made it to the final 4 without ever having immunity and only missing 2 tribal councils. Sure idols f*cked up some of my plans but idols f*ck up Survivor in general so what can you do? Sam should be going tonight and then hope either Jon, Jacob or myself win this immunity and then Stan goes because I think Stan also has the story or Survivor journey to sway the jury. I'm sounding like a gamebot right now but nothing interesting is going on. Well.....except for the lovely drama at Tribal Council like seriously, everyone and by everyone I mainly mean Stan and Sam are going at it back and forth like a teeter totter at tribal. Stan and Sam keep going about how the other should go since they are most likely to win and I bet Sam knows that he wins if he makes final 3. I mean, I'd probably vote for him if I was on the jury. Nate better read these votes and just put him out of his misery already so we can see what kind of challenge we have to deal and how to make sure Stan does not win it.

[joeker]

After a long day of hammering in the fact that Stan is a bigger threat than Jacob, Jon finally put pen to paper and wrote Stan's name down, making him the 8th jury member. This is honestly turning out a lot better than I though it would. I have now put myself in the ultimate position where both Jon and Jacob want me in the final 2 with them. Whether its out of tribal pride, alliances or the sheer fact that they think they could beat me. I'm not too sure about that though. Now obviously I'm throwing this final challenge because otherwise I lose a jury vote rather than gain a free jury vote from whomever is voted out by the victor, but I still need to look like I'm trying even though these challenges have never suited my fancy so will see how long this lasts. I definitely cannot stay on for 24 hours because I have school and I have a life so I'm hoping I look like I'm trying for this and nobody gets the impression that I'm taking an easy ride to the finals. Jon thinks I want Jacob to not win and Jacob thinks I want Jon to not win but the truth is, I don't care who wins because I know I'm going to the Final Tribal Council. They would be fools to not bring me because I believe I presented myself in a way where I was not too flashy or out-there with my gameplay so they don't think I'm a threat to win. Seriously, last night at Tribal Council, I was the man of the hour and everyone wanted my vote because why vote me out? I'm not a threat.