Your Confessional

[Nate]

Please post your thoughts throughout your time in the game here. Posting at least once per round is not required, but strongly recommended. Not going to be able to give you credit for a good game if you don't tell me what's happening.

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[joeker]

This is my first Proboard ORG ever and I'm super nervous. I don't know anyone here aside from Setsu; I mean, there are some people from Tengaged but I don't know their usernames unlike me who did not make it as difficult to decipher. I really don't know where to start. I've already been told there are pre-mades which is always a great start and I know I'm not part of it because I did not get any messages from anyone other than Mud so maybe I'll team up with him. Also, I really hope you like Pokemon Showdown because it will be in 60% of these confessionals.

[joeker]

Ok, so things are starting to look bright in the land of Joe. Jude is being an inactive sh*thead so I'm going to use that and get people to vote for him because I don't want people to think I'm inactive because I missed the challenge. I was too busy having a life, the little that I currently have. Things are going well for my f*ckbuddy Setsu as well, so if everyone is not lying through their online cyberteeth, I should make it past Day 3. Meanwhile, this tribe is disturbingly quiet. Like the kind of quiet that makes you sympathize with the editors of the actual Survivor. Nobody is really talking (unless there are stupid pre-mades I'm not apart of) and nobody really threw any names out until I mentioned Jude, so maybe after this, the game will get a little bit more heated. Not that I really mind this, for once Survivor is peaceful and I can take a load off and sleep in the shelter and do relaxing sh*t. The only thing that can makes this any worse is bullsh*t hidden immunity idol luck and I doubt anyone has that unless they f*cked a leprechaun in the bushes while I was sleeping.

[joeker]

So I got two votes last night, big deal. Honestly, it should have been all the votes toward Jude since that mofo did not log in since September it seems. Does not matter anymore since he's out. I've finally got my foot in the sand of this tribe with talks of an alliance with Kristina, John, and maybe with Jabbar and Sam too as well as Mud. Who knows? Jabbar and Sam got to be separated eventually because they start this game with each other on the same tribe and that can be problematic if I'm on the wrong side this early. I doubt I can pull all of them in for a big alliance but why would I want to do that when it will put a target even bigger than last night's on my back? I'll just stay on the low-low and just go with the flow until I have to start taking off my Survivor branded gloves.

[joeker]

I should have went with my gut. I knew James should have went but then the target just had to change to Mud and we could have gotten James out but nope, people just had to get swayed into voting Mud and because of that, I'm on the bottom. I'm basically out unless someone flips or it goes to rocks and with my luck, John, Jabbar or Sam will go because fate is a massive c*ntwaffle. I doubt Kristina or Jacob or Dakota will listen to me since I feel like the new student in the classroom that nobody really wants to be around. Dakota never messaged me back, Jacob is obviously knowing of who he wants out but playing it off like he has no clue and Kristina never told me that the vote was swapped to Mud even when I knew, so I can't trust her too. I am just hoping for the mother of all Hail Mary's to save me tonight because at least if I get votes and rocks get drawn, I'll live another day.

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Dec 29, 2016 22:52:10 GMT -5 joeker said:

I should have went with my gut. I knew James should have went but then the target just had to change to Mud and we could have gotten James out but nope, people just had to get swayed into voting Mud and because of that, I'm on the bottom. I'm basically out unless someone flips or it goes to rocks and with my luck, John, Jabbar or Sam will go because fate is a massive c*ntwaffle. I doubt Kristina or Jacob or Dakota will listen to me since I feel like the new student in the classroom that nobody really wants to be around. Dakota never messaged me back, Jacob is obviously knowing of who he wants out but playing it off like he has no clue and Kristina never told me that the vote was swapped to Mud even when I knew, so I can't trust her too. I am just hoping for the mother of all Hail Mary's to save me tonight because at least if I get votes and rocks get drawn, I'll live another day.

Nate says I can ask questions. Give me your take on the dynamics of this tribe.

[joeker]

One word. Premades. I'm not in it so I'm a target and have been since Day 1, even when there was a guy who didn't log in since September.

[joeker]

Okay, I take everything bad I said back about some of these people. All but one of these people came through. I don't know what exactly changed their minds, maybe we really got to them or maybe they just thought James was a threat like I did. Who cares, he is gone and I survive again! Now I just hope I can still communicate with everyone even though it is still a pain to reach out to some of them. At this point, so long as their is no tribe swap, my alliance has majority. So long as Jabbar, Sam, John and I stay 4 strong, we can just take out the other three. I'd love to know who the other person that decided to vote me was because that person would definitely be my number one target but alas I don't know. If I had to guess, I would say Dakota since he and James are the only people that never talked to me on this tribe at least once but I could be wrong. If there is a swap however, I just wish my alliance plus Setsu stays on one tribe in tact and we won't have to worry about anything but idols and that would just be glorious. ^_^

[joeker]

It is amazing how things get better for me so far. I would not be surprised if a swap came after this round, but I went from being everyone's ideal first boot to a possible power position. Normally my strategy is to lay low and go with the flow and motivate someone's game until the time is right to take action but here, it seems that won't fly since everyone and their mother targets me every single tribal. I can't why until merge if I get that far, that will be a hoot. As of now, I don't trust Jacob and I don't trust Kristina. The bad news is these two may potentially be on a swapped tribe with me but if there is no swap, whatever. They'll be the next to go. Kristina was sketchy before but tonight proved it for me she cannot be trusted. I knew she was close with Dakota and all but I tried letting her know what was going on just as an effort to save herself and all that junk. Now she wants me out with Dakota and is trying to get Jacob and Sam on board. I doubt with all that, they got idols now, so now it just comes down to our majority staying strong. I went from having no footing in this tribe to being in the majority and I don't feel like losing this position. If there's a swap, that is when the real fun begins. If an idol does get played however and I go home, at least I left with my guns blazing.

[joeker]

So now that the tribes have swapped, I think I'm in an......okay position. Setsu is with me so that's always nice but of all the Kurmas I had to be with, its this irritation on two legs called Kristina. Thankfully, James likes me more now and is slowly getting sick of her b*tching and moaning so a blindside on her may be in the works.

[joeker]

Once again, its Tribal time for me. Big shock. Anyway, its between Kristina and Jonas right now and sadly it might be Jonas unless James votes out Kristina. I doubt he'll do it, he says he will but I'll only believe it when I see it on the parchment tonight. I mean, James told me they fight anyway so why keep her in? Because she's your boo?! Remember that obscure contestant, I think her name was Ciera and I know you will never remember this but Jeff Probst said she voted out her mom. I know, I bet you never heard of something so cosmic. Kristina will never work with me and given the opportunity she will definitely vote out me or any of the other newbies because she must get her way or she whines and whines and whines. I hope she goes so that way I'll at least make mid-jury instead of early jury of we merge next. You can only hope right?!

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Jan 9, 2017 21:13:31 GMT -5 joeker said:

Once again, its Tribal time for me. Big shock. Anyway, its between Kristina and Jonas right now and sadly it might be Jonas unless James votes out Kristina. I doubt he'll do it, he says he will but I'll only believe it when I see it on the parchment tonight. I mean, James told me they fight anyway so why keep her in? Because she's your boo?! Remember that obscure contestant, I think her name was Ciera and I know you will never remember this but Jeff Probst said she voted out her mom. I know, I bet you never heard of something so cosmic. Kristina will never work with me and given the opportunity she will definitely vote out me or any of the other newbies because she must get her way or she whines and whines and whines. I hope she goes so that way I'll at least make mid-jury instead of early jury of we merge next. You can only hope right?!

Uhm yeah 🙄give us your thoughts on the post merge environment pls

[joeker]

Merge at last! I thought I'd have to wait until Friday the 13th when all the planets align and a full moon is visible but I'm glad it finally decided to show itself! Being a target won't be stopping anytime soon I know that for sure, considering Setsu and I are one of the last two pairs in this game but I think we have a good grip on this game. Setsu has already established connections with returning players such as James and Jonas while I still have my connections to John and Sam and to a lesser extent, Jacob. If I can sway those three to our side, that should give us enough numbers to last until final seven, so long as no idols are played of course. If I had to choose a target for the upcoming tribal council, I would go with Stan. He's being a troublemaking little sh*t from all the conversations James, Setsu and I have been having and it would help if that little pest went first and then I doubt David, Dewey or Jon will try getting John, Sam or Jacob on their side since they also got a couple the same way Setsu and I are still a couple. Anyway, here's hoping I win this first immunity challenge so I can finally be confident knowing that I won't be getting a vote that night.

[joeker]

I'm shook. No words can be uttered. Speechless. Totally flabbergasted. Taken by complete surprise. I've.....been.....blindsided!

Setsu going can be a blessing or a curse to be honest. On one hand, there really should not be any reason to target me since I am basically worth nothing at this point and with all the egos here, I'm practically a waste of a vote now. I had a hunch that plan was going to backfire, these newbies aren't stupid. Stan is still here and I bet he's showing off his d*ck about what a fine blindside it was. I should be mad at James and Jonas and basically everyone but I can't because I need their votes if I'm going to survive in this hellhole. I'll worry about revenge later. I really do want to bring James to the finals with me but he's going to get paranoid about the newbies outnumbering the returnees if a scenario like that were to occur. I don't think that should be an issue right now however since Stan, Dewey, Jon will waltz to final 3 if nothing gets done about it. That final couple needs to get split then this season will turn into Survivor India - Singles Awareness Island.

[joeker]

So Dewey went home and that was pleasant. They split the votes between Jacob and I for some stupid paranoia-fueled reason. I got no idol and now with the urns Jacob, James and Jon got, Jacob may have figured out the clues and found it. But before that, some interesting stuff is happening between Jonas and James. Jonas is totally throwing James under the bus and not only throwing him under the bus, but he set dynamite around that bus and blew it up and James is in the crater. He's saying how he wants to get me out even though he voted out my loved one and then tried splitting the vote between Jacob and I whereas at least James voted Dewey with David and the rest of us newbs. James is then saying how Jonas will vote for me if I were to make it to Final Tribal Council which is always nice having 2 guaranteed jury votes that I know James is sure as hell not getting. I'm glad he also wants to issue a final 3 deal with me since I do want to try and make a path where him and I are in the final 3 and I hope to wrangle in John too but I don't know how it will set with the other newbs. As much as I love all 3 of them and they had my backs and I had theirs, at the same time, I got to think what will happen at final 4 if its me, John, Sam and Jacob. They would be idiots not to vote me out and I know in the back of my head they would try gunning for me if I lose the final 4 immunity challenge. So maybe going to the final 3 with James and David like James wants to do won't be such a bad idea. Anyway, when James picked the urn with the clue inside it and showed me the clue to the hidden immunity idol, that's when I know he's definitely legitimate. Jonas did not want to speak to me during the Dewey vote and only wanted to try starting sh*t after he left. Not that it would matter because in the end I would still pick James over Jonas like I wanted from the beginning since he's apparently getting the anti-fan club. So right now for me its between Jonas and Stan. If Jonas doesn't win immunity, Stan goes and if anyone else wins immunity its Jonas. At least that's how I hope it works out, I could always be wrong and nobody likes to be wrong on Survivor.

[joeker]

You know that person who you meet and think there a tad strange but don't know how crazy they really are until the police raid their house and find all the drugs hidden under the couch? That's Jonass. He's trying to scare us into falling for his idol shenanigans where he and his posse vote for someone or different people and Jonas plays the idol and everything goes peachy cake. We are gonna split it between his little minions and even though he knows its a split vote tonight (I mean, anyone with half a brain cell would know theres probably gonna be a split vote when you bring out the HII), we are still hoping he baits himself and plays it and wastes it tonight. If he bluffs and doesn't play it, then we just decide which one of Stan or Jon go tonight and then the surviving person and Jonas get put up on the chopping block. Jonas's days are numbered, he is being a Survivor suicide bomber at this point. His timer has stopped and he let out his big hidden immunity explosion and now everyone has gone collectively bat-f*cking-sh*t insane.

[joeker]

Jonas, Stan and Jon are three of the biggest sorepussies I've ever played a game with. They are such b*tches over everything and will not shut the f*ck up for anything. They keep accusing us of being sheep and saying they will vote for Sam to win if he makes the end. I'll worry about that when that time comes but these 3 are going to be the most cringe-worthy final 3 I'll ever see in an online game. Like they are seriously being dicks and being so f*cking whiny over an online game? Chill out. I mean its no surprise that someone who has their Survivor profile player has Lex and their avatar on the site as Paulie are being major douches. Maybe they were inspired. I wish to never see any of these jerkoffs again. It's not as bad as the sh*t on Tengaged but wow they are setting the bar for cringe in this season alone.

[joeker]

Jonas is obnoxious. He's like Russell Hantz but with amazingly less social skills. This b*tch now needs to circlejerk around hidden immunity idols if him and his little buttplug c*ntfarts want a shot at making the final 3. If they for whatever stupid rigged-a** reason make the final 3, I will be voting for Jon because Stan is obnoxious and Jonas is Jonas. He's so obnoxious that nobody gave a sh*t voting for him despite his claims of having an immunity idol, he has that terrible sense of social skills. He now has to rely on those "social skills" to sway one person to vote with him and his two other stooges. Granted, its only one person, but who will be stupid enough to give themselves 4th place if they don't win final immunity. I mean, I'll vote for them because hey, they're up against obnoxious people, they just better hope they can win immunities. Honestly though, I'm surprised there's no immunity challenge where its called "If Your Name Is Jonas, Stan or Jon, You Win Immunity" just to see how long these losers can last. If idols weren't as cancerous as they have become, Jonas and Stan would not have even make the merge. Hell, if Jonas was smart, I would be pre-merge and that ratchet b*tch Kristina would be in my spot. He would have an easy vote against the other rookies and have no problem getting dropped at 4th. Too bad Jonas relies on the logic of "My Brain Cells Only Matter When I Have A Hidden Immunity Idol." If he makes it to the end, he will not win, I promise you that. At this point, I'm just passing through day-by-day, trying to lower my threat status. I did not bother with the archery challenge so they can lower their guard in regards to me. Now I believe I need that immunity, just so I have control and ensure that those 3 go out one-by-one-by-one. At final 4, who knows what will happen, I just want to have a safe molded spot in the finals. Ah....the Danni Boatwright approach.

[joeker]

I would not be surprised if there was still one last hidden immunity idol in their possession to use at the next Tribal. Those three are so cocky and so arrogant and c*ntoxic that they have to rely on those little trinkets of Survivor cancer to get further. Jon would have left but we took our chances but hey, those idiots are giving me easy votes on the jury if I make it, so f*ck it, let's keep going. Those three asshats have to vote for one of us. It's only a matter of who is in the finals with me. Do I bring David, the returning player? Sam, the controversial and outspoken one? Or Jacob, the heart and soul of the rookies? I'll worry about that later though, because I have no time for the bullsh*t that cesspool of arrogance and production diarrhea wanna spew after immunity is done! I want nobody falling for their sh*t because walk into 4th place unless they win that final immunity; otherwise, hats off to them. They say flippers don't win but with two of those three in the finals, I'll make an exception.

[joeker]

Back to tribal we go and hopefully this is the night we finally bury the sword into the dragon's stomach. The dragon being Jonas and the sword being our votes for Jonas. He has used up three idols throughout this game and I doubt he has ANOTHER one. A part of me is just saying vote for Stan but at the same time, I really don't want to risk the chance of Jonas staying and winning immunity since you know, that's the only type of immunity he can get now. I feel like I'm in a whirlwind right now. Thankfully, the numbers are still in our favor, and if that gremlin plays yet another idol it will just make the jury more disgusted of his gameplay and he would still have to draw rocks if he has no immunity. Those boys still got a long way to go. So long as they panic and my alliance stays strong, I should be in the clear for another tribal. Feels good now that my target is diminished. I can't wait to hear the excuse as to why when this is all over.