Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 22:32:46 GMT -5
Jan 2, 2016 23:09:28 GMT -5 cole said:
Cole Steen ColeJan 3, 2016 0:45:14 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Jan 2, 2016 23:09:28 GMT -5 cole said:
Cole Steen Cole
Jan 3, 2016 14:36:51 GMT -5 erconfessionals said:
What's your opinion on the teams? Anyone that stands out as a threat/first target?Jan 3, 2016 16:03:35 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Is there really any competition when you're Cole Steen Cole ?Cause either he'll package piledrive you
Or I will !
Jan 6, 2016 0:53:37 GMT -5 cole said:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. It is YOUR pleasure for me to bring to you the second greatest internet talk show ever, behind of course the great Stone Cold Podcast. I used to know that Stone Cold guy. Weird. He just kinda disappeared whenever my guest decided to walk into the Endurance hut. Hm. My name is Kevin Steen. I am a man of many talents. I can grow a beard really fast, I can drop motherf*ckers on their heads, and I can eat 2 whole steaks. TWO! All in one sitting. And then proceed to, you know, drop mother f*ckers on their head. Tonight's guest on the Kevin Steen show, is a man with whom I've had many battles. But here on this weird planet known as Entertaining Reality, we've managed to remain tight. We're "homies" if you will. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man, the myth, the legend...ADAM COLE BAYBAY!!!
COLE! How ya doin', buddy ole pal?
Jan 6, 2016 0:58:12 GMT -5 youngmark said:
*walks into the room with ROH theme playing*
ADAM COLE BAYBAY!!
Big Kev, what's good in the hood or should I say what's up under the hut !
Jan 6, 2016 1:00:51 GMT -5 cole said:
You know, same old same old. sh*t's poppin and lockin, as the kids say, right? Anyways, so for today's show I thought we'd get a little bit of insight on what you plan on doing in this game. What heights are you willing to take this already spectacularly skilled (as long as it ain't a puzzle) team that's basically already got the check written for them?Jan 6, 2016 1:07:36 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Well once it was confirmed Cole Steen Cole was a team you could d*mn near change our team name from Cole Steen Cole to Win Black Win because that's all we're gonna be doing. I plan to pretty much do this to every female here 
then have you set their a**es up for a little 
and if they have a problem with it 
Jan 6, 2016 1:17:34 GMT -5 cole said:
Amazing. I-I couldn't agree more. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Me and you are the best. The bees knees. The Coup de Grâce in this competition. That meaning we're gonna be the men who give the final blow at the end of the day.Now I hear that you are a Were-Steve Austin. All the evidence is there. You two have never been in the same place. Rumor has it that you turn into Stone Cold whenever you need to open up a can of whoop a**. Care to elaborate on these rumors? Are they true? Say it ain't so!
Jan 6, 2016 1:27:59 GMT -5 youngmark said:
*An Austin-esque faces appears*
*then disappears*
a som*tch don't know what you're talking about son and that's the bottom li......
d*mnit I mean what are you talking BAYBAY ?!?
*thinks to self*
"d*mn that was close as a somb*tch*
Jan 6, 2016 1:31:01 GMT -5 erconfessionals said:
I like that btw. lmao Jan 6, 2016 1:33:08 GMT -5 youngmark said:
*prays there is no glass breaking so he doesn't turn into Stone Cold*Jan 6, 2016 1:36:33 GMT -5 cole said:
Hmmm. You know, thinking about it, there's no way you could be a Were-Steve Austin. The only Were-Wrestler I know of is that damn heathen El Generico. I KNOW YOU'RE SAMI ZAYN! OLE MY a**!Eh. I digress. Those rumors are false. So, now that we've got that out of the way, let's have a little bit of banter. I want to have some discussions on some of the teams. I mean, they're all beneath us. But there are some that are better than others. And I wanna start with the worst of the worst, the two people who I would love to see leave right f*cking now, Mel and Belen. You see, I'm married so I can't do what you mentioned above to them. But I think that if you even want to put that thing, Adam, near Mel's face, there's something wrong with you. She'll probably tell a dumb joke and then throw irrelevant gifs at you if you guys went out. You and Belen, however...I think that'd be a cuter couple than Jon and Kaitlyn would make. And that's saying something because they're just adorable together. Thoughts?
Jan 6, 2016 1:45:12 GMT -5 youngmark said:
You're d*mn right I have no idea what's up with Mel this is probably ideal for Melly mel
Now Belen on the other hand, there's a story that in a different life time on a different game called UC 5, a man named YoungMark dated Belen and they had sex in a forbidden garden and Belen said he was this big
Jan 6, 2016 1:50:55 GMT -5 cole said:
Oh damn. This is what the Kevin Steen Show is for ladies and gentlemen. The juicy details are coming out! So you think that it would be beneficial to keep the woman who may or may not have given birth to your illegitimate child?Jan 6, 2016 1:56:33 GMT -5 youngmark said:
It may or may not to be honest because TBH she wasn't all that happy when I didn't claim him wayyyyy back 
and just signed the baby like I didn't know the kid 
Jan 7, 2016 0:15:03 GMT -5 cole said:
That's my boy Adam Cole. Always being a savage. You know I'm rumored to have some illegitimate kids with Kaitlyn, but then again, WHO ISN'T!?!Next on our list we have the power duo of Stan and Kenny. IDK how many times I need to reassure this, but just like everyone else, they cannot beat us. I'd like to get your take on these two walking degenerates who only know how to get STDs and then feel bad about it for weeks later before moving onto someone else. For people who aren't named Adam Cole, that's disgusting.
Jan 7, 2016 1:22:51 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Kenny formely known as Arsenal or ArsieI've got a name for the kid
And Stanley
hmmmm with a proud mans name like Stan you would think the b*tches would come easy but here's a description of what happens every time he tries to slide in DMs
Jan 12, 2016 9:45:32 GMT -5 cole said:
Sorry I took so long. I was out providing for my family and being a better man than everyone else in this game. Well besides one of the four men we will be discussing next. Alad is a God. And it seems pretty apparent that he and his partner Daquan are pretty close with Don and Jonas, who I personally don't like because he decided to throw my name out there and disrespect me. What do you think of this seemingly unbreakable quartet of players?Jan 14, 2016 20:51:48 GMT -5 youngmark said:
You know what Kev, lets switch it up what do you think about those b*tches I mean those guys because honestly we know how I feel and I showed it
Jan 21, 2016 22:20:01 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Intermission on the show, we'll be picking strength for the eliminationJan 21, 2016 22:37:35 GMT -5 erconfessionals said:
I also need to know who you're leaving your piece with whenever you get a moment.Jan 22, 2016 0:26:32 GMT -5 cole said:
We're gonna give our piece to Kenny and Stan because we know they're being targeted next. Jon and Donas suck btw.Jan 22, 2016 0:27:56 GMT -5 cole said:
Before I get to that, Adam, breaking news! Show is being cancelled due to me failing to give a damn and us sucking in a challenge. Wow. Well what a season for Cole Steen Cole, wouldn't you say? I mean we definitely went out with a bang, and that's all anyone could ever ask for right? We might not have made it far, but we're low key the best still.Jan 22, 2016 0:36:47 GMT -5 youngmark said:
Mission wise Cole Steen Cole we're one of the better teams and that's a d*mn fact, honestly all we should've done is let them do the work and not us in the eliminationThis loss is definitely up there with wen I lost the title to this boring a** somb*tch
At the end of the day Cole Steen Cole WAS A TOP TIER TEAM who simply had an off night
as for a closing statement
Jan 22, 2016 0:39:01 GMT -5 cole said:
And with that ladies and gentlemen, The Kevin Steen Show is now officially off the air. Have a good night and go f*ck yourself. I have some whiskey to drink and some heads to kick in.