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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2015 6:31:20 GMT -5
"The only thing she knows about black is that her mother was black and she knows how to spell the word black." - Kefla
"Akbar or anthrax whatever his name is."- Donnell
"Maybe we're going to take all the bones from different animals and construct it to a new...animal."- Josh
"I'm looking at all of them thinking which one I'm going to it first, because its going to be a fight and they're going to try to jump me."- Darrell
"When Belou loses something I have only one thing in mind, how can someone be so helpless."- Antoine
"What happens when seven strangers live in a house together and make complete a**holes of themselves."- Vince
"I actually thought you were the serious one, God knows I was totally wrong."- Effie
"Real World is going down, hard."- Timmy
"She is so old that I'm pretty sure if I look in her class year book I see George Washington sitting right next to her."- Kelfa
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Post by Bryan on Nov 5, 2015 10:57:35 GMT -5
Lol these are all from/about Belou.
"Ignorant *** mother****er" (to Antoine) "Weak stomach mother****er" (to Antoine) "It's making me crazy that he's licking Antoine's ***!" (mixed up the phrase "kiss ***") "You know what I should do? I WILL KICK HIS ****ING ***!" (about Antoine) "Antoine looked like ****, ya know. I never saw worse boxing than that." "I love every person on Earth!" "I'm not modest" (proceeds to flash the lady. This was for a modeling challenge and the lady was like, "No one will see you change in the back room" and this was Belou's response)
After fighting with Antoine all morning (including almost stabbing him and then almost getting pushed in the river...) "I hope people don't think I'm psycho. I'm just showing my feelings."
Patrice: "That's not the way to deal with it." Belou: *looks offended* "I KNOW THAT'S NOT THE ****ING WAY TO DEAL WITH IT!"
Michelle (who arrives late to the fight where Belou almost stabs Antoine): "I walk in on the whole scene and I'm like, did I miss something? You didn't like the breakfast...?"
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Post by Bryan on Nov 20, 2015 22:51:13 GMT -5
RR6 episode 1 "Christina and I are wearing the same bathing suit and she looks better than me, but... you know, I'll get over it." -Piggy
Somehow I missed this but Piggy had a damn SUGAR DADDY OH MY GOD I'M SO DEAD. She talking bout this boy bought her a plane ticket to England, bought her a car, everything, and she dumped him right before the show cause he was cheating on her. And her and Susie were talking: "He bought you a car and you dumped him?" "Had to be done. He was too old." "How old was he?" "41"
Piggy: *sarcastically* "Why don't you just do me a backflip, Chad?" Chadwick: "Alright, here we go" *does a standing back flip* Piggy: "You know, stop being an a** before you break your neck!"
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Post by Bryan on Nov 21, 2015 12:31:13 GMT -5
Piggy, after failing her driving test "I'm a little embarrassed, because I'm the only one who's ever driven on the left-hand side before. I just nearly killed us... but that's not such a bad thing."
"What's a reptile?" -Susie
"Oh, look, she's flattening her neck. That's a threat display; she's already pissed off" -snake wrangler "HOLD ON, HOLD ON, WHY I GOTTA HAVE THIS ONE?! Time out! Can I get another one?!" -Kefla
*snake wrangler opens cage of python and it begins to hiss* "That's a bad sign. Can we talk about this?" -Susie
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 21:12:09 GMT -5
My hands down favorite all time was when cast one visited the Habitat for Humanity and during the group meeting concerning the rocks.
Tate (the leader of the college group) is talking and then there is a cut to Los doing a confessional and Los says....
"Tate wanted to make the analogy that one pebble can make a ripple but a bunch of pebbles together can make a big splash."
Then they cut to Take throwing some rocks into a bowl full of water....
Then Los says in his confessional (with a brilliant facial expression)....."He got water all over the floor making that point clear."
LMAO!! I always laugh at the because Los was right, it was kind of unnecessary for that guy to literally spill water on the floor just to prove a simple point.
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Post by Bryan on Dec 16, 2015 1:10:58 GMT -5
Road Rules Down Under episode 8 when they're sexing crocodiles
(to sex the crocodile you have to stick your finger up its cloaca) *Kefla gets a condom to do it* Kefla: The only way I'mma do it is if I have a condom. You know, it's crawlin' in all that mud, it's probably got... swamp syphilis or somethin'
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Post by Bryan on Dec 20, 2015 22:01:08 GMT -5
*Australian coach for one of their missions touches Piggy's hair* Piggy: Don't do that. It's not white people's hair you can't do that.
why is she such a GODDESS <3 srsly we missed out by not having Piggy on every single Challenge ever
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Post by autoamerican14 on Dec 27, 2015 21:51:40 GMT -5
Donnell: You see this f*cking step I gotta go through? Somebody else (Chris or Dave): No, it is bigger than the gap on your teeth?
Dave: Seeing poor Donnell try to squeeze in this thin crack it's not unlike watching Winnie the Poh get his head stuck in the honey tree...
LOL
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Post by Bryan on Jan 25, 2016 14:25:34 GMT -5
We were talking about like the virgin Mary in class today and the whole time I was just in my head like "She's a virgin and she needs to act like one" in Gladys' voice LMAOOOOOO. I love that whole quote
"She has no f*cking class, she's a virgin and she needs to act like one and not be like, 'Oh, I like you' and laying in the bed with you, EXCUSE ME, that's no class! No class!"
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Post by autoamerican14 on Mar 2, 2016 17:29:11 GMT -5
It always cracked me up how, after a tree fell on the RV while Derrick was driving and the cast watch a woman go crazy because the tree got her car too, Kina says ‘Her car is just fine, she just has a tree on it' like it happens everyday LOL
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Post by Bryan on Mar 25, 2016 1:58:58 GMT -5
"No one is gonna make any more remarks about my smoking. It pisses me off when people start to feel like they have to try to educate me. You know, try to tell me what I'm allowed and not allowed to do. Then I'm gonna be a b*tch, and I don't give a sh*t what you think!" -QUEEN EFFIE
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Post by Bryan on Apr 5, 2016 11:29:50 GMT -5
*Devin yelling at Effie* *calmly and sarcastically* "I hope you're not shouting at me" -Effie <3
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Post by Bryan on Apr 9, 2016 21:26:36 GMT -5
"This is great! This uniform is so beautiful... and I'm really beautiful as well, thank you *hairflip*" -Effie about her baseball uniform
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Post by Donald on Jul 30, 2016 15:31:51 GMT -5
"Wtf I dont wanna look like a faggot" - Derrick
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Post by Bryan on Aug 2, 2016 20:54:31 GMT -5
"IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY THAT HE'S LICKING ANTOINE'S a**" -Queen Belou
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Post by Bryan on Aug 5, 2016 10:03:41 GMT -5
*after Belou tries to stab Antoine* Belou: I hope the group doesn't think that I'm a psycho... You know, a psycho is someone who gets mad in a different way, you know, I'm just showing my feelings
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Post by Bryan on Dec 19, 2016 14:05:28 GMT -5
"They took all my Victoria's Secret underwear! That sh*t is expensive!" -Roni, after the Winnie is broken into
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