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Post by Coke on May 15, 2015 0:56:34 GMT -5
I would sit around and not do anything, using my charm to keep me around.
Also, you'd be surprised by how many people in my life don't know when I'm being serious or not, which could be really good or really bad.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 1:07:49 GMT -5
I would use the BR Rules. Actually I would just play the game the way that I do on here and hopefully I would be able to spot when people are lying by their body language and facial expressions.
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Post by briqsquad on May 15, 2015 1:11:19 GMT -5
I'd complain about shelter, b*tch about the bugs, eat more than my portion size and sleep all day. Focus on my confessionals being funny and being crazy at tribal. Guarantee my return to the show and then on my second go, play a really strategic/social UTR game and confuse the f*ck out of everyone.
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Post by Joey on May 15, 2015 7:47:46 GMT -5
I'd yell about crispy rice and make it a race issue
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Post by Nate on May 15, 2015 9:12:07 GMT -5
I'm with Briq. I'd still be true to how I am as a person, but I'd be a huge a**hole in confessionals and try to make big moves to screw the people in power over to make it interesting so I can be brought back a second time to play with Keith or Malcolm and run sh*t with them.
I don't think I'd ever go for the win necessarily. I mean, I'd of course play to win, but compared to just having a ton of fun while I'm there and enjoying the experience, the million dollars isn't really worth playing a more safe game, even if I'm a broke college student lol
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Post by Jhonmarco on May 15, 2015 9:43:55 GMT -5
I would just enjoy getting to know everyone and being really social with everyone. That's an aspect I find really cool, meeting so may unique people and really getting to know them. Probably sounds tame compared to other answers, but that's really what I'd most wanna get out of it. Oh and of course ya know dealing with the environment of sleep, hunger, bugs, making fire, etc.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 16:22:32 GMT -5
I would try to be the most passive-aggressive d*ck I could possibly be. I would do like I do on here and just go for the biggest threat I can as early as possible. Throw challenges to get to merge before people can make actual alliances. Just make as much of a mess as possible. I would run my mouth on EVERYONE. Like someone tells me something, I'll go tell some other people. There would be no secrets when I'm in the game. The thing about the actual Survivor series is you're trying to build your persona just as much as you're trying to win.
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Post by Outlast on May 15, 2015 18:16:32 GMT -5
I hate saying this, but I would totally play for All-Stars/returning season before actually trying to win if I ever got on. If I could make big moves and be an entertaining player and still win, it would just be a bonus.
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eaoltis
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Post by eaoltis on May 15, 2015 19:23:41 GMT -5
I would ruin everyones life.
Also, I would constantly antagonize Jeff at challenges, tribal, etc So, he will fall in love with me and call me one of the greatest characters this show has witnessed, even though 95% of the fans would hate me for being a giant douche pickle. I would then be brought back immediately and have a season rigged for me. Yay! I would then have the pernament admiration and praise of Probst until the end of time. Greatest player eva baby!
"Wow, your even better then Boston Bob. :squeals" -Jeff Probst
"Thanks a**hole!" -Me
":faints" -Jeff Probst
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Post by Jgrubl on May 15, 2015 20:38:26 GMT -5
To start the show I would help build the camp and do sh*t around our shelter. (People who are lazy usually go home). During challenges, I would make an effort to help my tribe win but not go overboard with it to where I'm seen as a threat but don't under do it cuz they need to know I'm valuable in challenges to help us win. I'd more than likely make an alliance wit a female ( guy/girl alliances tend to make it far). I would try to socialize with everyone because someone will spill sh*t that will help you know about who's voting out who or maybe ask you to join another alliance.
Merge I wouldn't try to win immunity unless I absolutely needed to or would wait till numbers twindled down. I think a big move is needed to win the game, so I'd wait for the right moment to make one. But like most said, I would go to have fun and try to become a fan favorite so I could make it on again. Hopefully that would lead to winning but I'd take playing twice or three times over winning
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Post by briqsquad on May 15, 2015 20:52:07 GMT -5
I would ruin everyones life. Also, I would constantly antagonize Jeff at challenges, tribal, etc So, he will fall in love with me and call me one of the greatest characters this show has witnessed, even though 95% of the fans would hate me for being a giant douche pickle. I would then be brought back immediately and have a season rigged for me. Yay! I would then have the pernament admiration and praise of Probst until the end of time. Greatest player eva baby! "Wow, your even better then Boston Bob. :squeals" -Jeff Probst "Thanks a**hole!" -Me ":faints" -Jeff Probst gotta be an alpha male for that to work
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eaoltis
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Posts: 231
Hometown: Santa Barbara, CA
Favorite Reality Show: Survivor
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Post by eaoltis on May 15, 2015 22:27:00 GMT -5
I would ruin everyones life. Also, I would constantly antagonize Jeff at challenges, tribal, etc So, he will fall in love with me and call me one of the greatest characters this show has witnessed, even though 95% of the fans would hate me for being a giant douche pickle. I would then be brought back immediately and have a season rigged for me. Yay! I would then have the pernament admiration and praise of Probst until the end of time. Greatest player eva baby! "Wow, your even better then Boston Bob. :squeals" -Jeff Probst "Thanks a**hole!" -Me ":faints" -Jeff Probst gotta be an alpha male for that to work Definitely got the physical appearance of an alpha under control. Not so much the mentality but, I'll make that up by being a type of character he'd find entertaining. But even so he adores Spencer and Cochran, those aren't your traditional alphas, especially Cochran. He's also a big Phillip supporter. He loves Coach too, even before those two made themselves leaders in there most recent seasons. He loves big characters, not the Dan types though. He definitely prefers his BRobs, Mikes, Savages, etc.
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Post by Nate on May 16, 2015 1:36:05 GMT -5
I would ruin everyones life. Also, I would constantly antagonize Jeff at challenges, tribal, etc So, he will fall in love with me and call me one of the greatest characters this show has witnessed, even though 95% of the fans would hate me for being a giant douche pickle. I would then be brought back immediately and have a season rigged for me. Yay! I would then have the pernament admiration and praise of Probst until the end of time. Greatest player eva baby! "Wow, your even better then Boston Bob. :squeals" -Jeff Probst "Thanks a**hole!" -Me ":faints" -Jeff Probst This is the greatest post of all time
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Post by Brooke on May 16, 2015 23:05:27 GMT -5
I'd be the first one voted off. Because I'd be the person that applied for Big Brother that they thought would be better on Survivor. :/
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Post by Jhonmarco on May 16, 2015 23:08:50 GMT -5
I'd be the first one voted off. Because I'd be the person that applied for Big Brother that they thought would be better on Survivor. :/ Rob C applied for bb and well, we know how that turned out. Don't be so cynical lol
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 12:40:52 GMT -5
I'd just cotail ride.
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