Confessionals

[Nate]

Jan 22, 2014 16:02:44 GMT -5 Phil said:

Yeah I really do not see the problem here. Is that white space acceptable though?

Yeah that's how it should look. No way around that space.

[Phil]

So I did not want the favorites to split their votes between Shorty and Sean. I had just planned on voting with the fans. The favorites do not know that I have the idol. Shorty hasn't even asked if I found it after he gave me the pictures. But I will just say no. On one hand, I want to tell Dewie I have it and that they don't need to split the votes. But I do not trust Dewie enough to tell him that I have it. I didn't want to tell anyone, but I figured I had to tell Gabe. And I need the idol in case the favorites do just plan on playing the fans and I need to blindside someone. So if Dewie starts playin with me, I will just blindside him. He might think he's testing me now, but I will be testing him a lot from here on out.

So I just kinda wanted to stick with the fans to keep up appearances, but whats the point, really? I haven't been able to talk to Sean or Buddy. I don't even really like playing with Sean or Shorty or even Buddy even though I like Buddy, he's been busy recently and I haven't been able to talk to him. Gabe has been incredibly busy and seriously doesnt give a f*ck what happens. Shorty is ... helpless. Like, I've been sort of dilly dallying to see if he can provide me with more info about ANYTHING, and, well, he simply can't.

So I'm just proceeding with this split vote thing, because if I hesitate, I look sketchy. And I don't want to look sketchy to the powers-that-be, lolz. I feel better just doing whatever, since I have my idol. But still. This sucks cuz its just *groan*, blah.

[Phil]

This happened:

(7:40:30 PM) Phil: anyway, so yeah are we ok with voting for sean lulz
(7:40:44 PM) Gabe: agreed
(7:40:57 PM) Shorty: agreed

Ouch, Sean.

The funniest thing about this is that, ok....let's assume the favorites (or Dewie) are telling me and Gabe the truth. According to Dewie, the votes are being split between Sean and Shorty. I assume they want Shorty out. Dewie said the plan is for "us four" (meaning Dewie/Phil/Gabe/Ashley) are supposed to vote for Sean, while presumeably the other favorites (Kaitlyn, Kenny, Jon, Tre, Outlast) vote for Shorty.

The interesting thing about this is that I've been trying to get Shorty to work with Outlast (for whatever reason). Shorty has told me that Outlast has told him that he would like to work with Shorty at the merge. So, I have a LITTLE bit of a hard time believing that Outlast actually wants Shorty out. To me, it seems like Shorty is a potential person for Outlast to pick up in case he needs to make a move. So, that's interesting that based on Dewie's reasoning, it seems as though Outlast is supposed to vote for Shorty.

BUT, Outlast told Shorty that the favorites were voting for BUDDY! So I didn't think much of this because I was already assuming that they wanted Shorty out, so I just reacted with "well they're obviously lying to Shorty, lolz". I had told Shorty that Dewie told me they were voting for Sean. At this point, we basically agreed to just go with the flow and vote for Sean. I was already voting for Sean because that's what I told Dewie I would do. And I had decided by the time I spoke with Shorty. Now, I wasn't too surprised to hear that Shorty would vote for Sean. But I don't know if Dewie and the rest of the favorites are banking on Shorty voting for Sean. I...kinda hope Shorty doesn't tell them anything. But I wouldn't be surprised if Shorty just tells Dewie he's voting for Sean. But if he does that, he might be digging his own grave. He's right on the edge.

So I guess if Sean asks we'll just tell him we heard they're voting for Buddy and that we're gonna vote for Buddy as well. If Buddy gets on, we'll tell him we're voting for Sean. I'll tell Buddy that Shorty told me that Outlast told him that the favorites were voting for Buddy, but that I think they're voting for Sean. And Buddy's best bet would be to vote for Sean. And that would be quite interesting for Shorty and Sean, because if Me/Gabe/Shorty/Buddy ALL vote for Sean, and if Ashley and Dewie ALSO vote for Sean, then Sean might go! If Sean votes for Buddy and the rest of the favorites vote for Shorty, that is. OR Ashley and Dewie lie to me and Gabe, end up voting for Shorty, and Shorty goes. Or they all vote for Buddy and Buddy goes. Either way, I'd be stuck with an angry Sean. But if Dewie and Ashley lie, I'll just idol Dewie out.

But um, now that I'm voting for Sean, I actually do want him to get voted out. So I will actually tell Buddy to vote for Sean. And then hope that Ashley/Dewie vote for Sean, while the rest of the favorites vote for Shorty and Sean votes for anyone but Shorty.

If Dewie's gunning for Shorty, it would be HILARIOUS if Sean went instead. And it wouldn't even be my fault, except that it would, but I could just say it wasn't. But whoever the target is, idrgaf, as long as its not me.

[Phil]

Five votes Sean, four votes Shorty, one vote Gabe and Buddy, one vote left.

[Phil]

(5:03:00 PM) Kody Verrett: well buddy voted himself. and sean voted gabe.

(5:03:04 PM) Kody Verrett: we voted sean

(5:03:12 PM) Kody Verrett: and the faves did a split of sean and me

[Phil]

Actually there have been a lot of developments, and I wish I had the energy to post a bunch of quotes from my IMs and PMs. Basically I've been talking to Dewie Ashley and Gabe quite a lot about how we are going to move forward. Initially, Dewie and Ashley wanted to vote for Shorty, but Gabe and I were like WTF WTF WTF. OK, so yes, we get annoyed by Shorty, but we don't want to vote him out yet because we think he's useful.

So we kept pressuring Dewie and Ashley to come up with an alternate plan, and they kept falling back on voting out Outlast rather than anyone else. Even still, that suggestion seemed really whack because Gabe and I were just like, "how the f*ck can we be sure that Dewie and Ashely aren't just going to go to the F5 with Kenny/Kaitlyn/Jon". Gabe and I wanted to figure out a way we could get them to vote out one of those three, so we kept suggesting Jon, and they kept throwing it down.

Anyway, Gabe and I got really frustrated becuase Ashley was being a huge b*tch in PM (I can post quotes later). But seriously, Ashley was being REALLY REALLY REALLY dumb. The more and more we talked about what we were going to do next, the more and more Gabe and I felt like we were going to be 6th/7th in this game. Basically Gabe and I were getting to the point where we would just idol one of them soon, hahahaha.

From our PM between Gabe/Phil/Ashley/Dewie:

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Phil: hey y'all. who was the other vote against sean? i totally thought the rest of the favorites were going to vote shorty.
Dewie: there was a lot of confusion on that split I think. It worked out though haha, we could just vote Shorty next. Does anyone have any ideas on who has the idol?
Ashley: none of your beeswax dew nay lo mo
Phil: When can we vote out Ashley a favorite?
Dewie: Which favorite did you have in mind? besides ashley
Phil: Jon
Gabe: ^ i want to like that post but uhm PMs don't have likes
Ashley: going after the tools first is discriminatory philecia
Phil:I think he deserves a nice blindside after his really retarded TC answer.
 or vote out whoever f*cked up the split vote because that was really stupid too. 
Ashley: yeah but Jons a dumbass… who will probably never win immunity… ever… like ever
Gabe: so then ashley who would you suggest?
Ashley:do we feel like shorty is harmless?
Phil: Shorty is a joke
Gabe: i'm not going to push for him to stay cause i don't give a f*ck... but yes he's a limp noodle without a functioning brain cell
Ashley: How do we feel about Outlast?
Phil: why are we voting out new sonkei members??
Ashley: because new chie is a bunch of dumbasses?
Gabe: our tribe consisted of shorty and sean LOL i think that speaks for the mental agility of our tribe
Ashley: well what is our method of madness here.. are we looking to take out someone who can win missions? 
Phil: the four of us have a majority when it comes to people from new sonkei. new sonkei had a majority when it came to the merge. honestly this should have been f*ckin cakewalk.
Gabe: i just want to give us the easiest ride to the end. like no worries about blindsides or immunity wins from others or any of that sh*t.
Ashley: mobwives is coming on so I'm going to have to go in a few minutes hahaha
 what are your suggestions? I just think Jon is a waste because he isn't a threat
Phil: i'm looking at GROUPS of people to split apart.
 jon/kaitlyn/kenny are a GROUP who threw challenges to stay in power on new chie. outlast, tre, shorty, buddy...they are all just there.
 aside from jon/kaitlyn/kenny, we are the only other group. if i am wrong about that then please correct me
Ashley: I think there still is that favorite vs. fan mentality… I think theres a good shot that tre and outlast are latched onto those 3
Phil:of course there is a fan vs fav mentality. the favorites on chie blatantly threw challenges to eliminate the fans, and we're still voting out fans. what becomes of me and gabe when the rest of the fans are gone? if tre and outlast are latched onto those three then why the hell are we targetting shorty? those three plus tre/outlast = five. we're four. logically, one of those five needs to go now and no one has even brought up tre yet, so i dont see why he needs to be left out of consideration.
Ashley: If we rewind a page back here I suggested outlast when asked...
Dewie: Getting a little hostile on this pm haha. I think Outlast or Tre can go this time.. it doesnt really matter.
Gabe: Sorry for the intensity.. but do y'all see where we're coming from?
Dewie:Yes I understand that you as fans are worried with the current numbers being as they are. We are just going to have to take it one vote at a time.
 Plus Ashley is a total b*tch so I understand that.

 


Meanwhile, Gabe and I are messaging in AIM with a commentary during this entire PM exchange.

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(7:41:43 PM) Gabe: i'm on the fence between wanting a fave and shorty gone

(7:41:49 PM) Phil: i want a fav gone

(7:41:59 PM) Phil: but i wont cry if shorty goes obviously

(7:43:53 PM) Phil: also LOL ashley is such a dumb b*tch

(7:44:10 PM) Phil: actually saying "none of your beeswax" to my question, because if we were in an alliance, it actually is my beeswax

(7:45:27 PM) Gabe: wtf is that sh*t

(7:45:32 PM) Gabe: was she kidding?

(7:45:42 PM) Phil: she probably thinks she is

(7:45:45 PM) Phil: but she's not

(7:45:50 PM) Phil: because she never says anything

(7:45:54 PM) Phil: which is why i f*cking want kaitlyn out now

(7:45:57 PM) Gabe: :eyes

(7:46:02 PM) Phil: because i think ashley and kaitlyn are actually friends

(7:47:01 PM) Phil: starting the convo about which favorite i want

(7:47:04 PM) Phil: and i said jon lolz

(7:47:05 PM) Phil: want out*

(7:48:10 PM) Gabe: YES THAT CONVO <3

(7:48:14 PM) Gabe: i'm fanning myself <3

(7:48:20 PM) Phil: lol

(7:54:41 PM) Phil: i loved when sean said they were bad liars

(7:54:46 PM) Phil: and jon acted like he wasnt

(7:56:42 PM) Gabe: jjon is terrible at everything including lying

(7:57:05 PM) Gabe: so is ashley going to explain away voting out every fave... ?

(7:59:37 PM) Phil: honestly ashley is a dumbass

(7:59:44 PM) Phil: and is a great candidate for being idoled righ tnow

(8:00:13 PM) Phil: not right now. but...as in this moment she is a great candidate for being idoled later :-p

(8:00:21 PM) Phil: cuz f*ck if im gonna waste it on her at this point

(8:00:38 PM) Gabe: LOL <3

(8:02:40 PM) Phil: like if they wanted shorty out, theys hould have just f*ckin voted for shorty

(8:02:45 PM) Phil: i told them i didnt want to split hte f*cking vote

(8:02:46 PM) Gabe: i'm getting too b*tchy with ashley

(8:02:48 PM) Phil: and look waht f*cking happens

(8:02:51 PM) Gabe: I KNOW RIGHT WTF

(8:02:55 PM) Phil: im close to getting real b*tch with them both

(8:02:59 PM) Phil: if they're not even gonna discuss anything

(8:03:28 PM) Phil: like i might PM dewie on the side and be like "wtf is up with ashley saying its not my beeswax" or whatever

(8:03:29 PM) Gabe: yeah real close alliance won't talk game with us

(8:03:39 PM) Phil: who else are we gonna f*cking talk to?

(8:03:40 PM) Gabe: do it

(8:03:48 PM) Phil: shorty? how many times have we plotted with them to get him out

(8:03:52 PM) Phil: only for them to actuallyf uck it up

(8:03:52 PM) Phil: twice

(8:03:55 PM) Gabe: ikr like we're backed into a f*cking corner

(8:04:04 PM) Gabe: they should trust us the most because we have no one else TO trust

(8:04:11 PM) Gabe: the faves all have other people

(8:04:11 PM) Phil: and we've done EVERYTHING they've said

(8:04:15 PM) Phil: but their sh*t plans fail

(8:04:22 PM) Phil: cuz some other retards are f*cking retarded

(8:04:55 PM) Gabe: yeah pretty much

(8:05:00 PM) Phil: the reason shorty vote dfor sean is because i told shorty taht dewie told me they were voting for sean. and if uckin asked dewie if i could tell shorty that and he said yes

(8:05:13 PM) Phil: yeah i'll just PM dewie on the side

(8:05:18 PM) Phil: like, i trust him still

(8:05:22 PM) Phil: because i think he IS on the outside of that alliance

(8:05:39 PM) Phil: but seriously f*ck ashley

(8:05:55 PM) Gabe: X at all f that

(8:08:38 PM) Phil: lol if we suggest tre or outlast

(8:08:40 PM) Phil: and they say sure

(8:08:43 PM) Phil: >_________>

(8:09:31 PM) Gabe: oh god that would just confirm everything

(8:10:37 PM) Phil: outlast was the person they initally threw under the bus. and dewie said tre was his next target at old chie anyway. so out ofanyone, they would probably agree to vote one of them out

(8:11:11 PM) Gabe: thats true

(8:12:52 PM) Phil: the sad thing is that i dont wanna argue too much cuz then it looks like a give a f*ck about shorty

(8:13:08 PM) Gabe: yeah =/

(8:13:13 PM) Gabe: we're in a sh*t sitch

(8:18:22 PM) Phil: LOL

(8:18:22 PM) Phil: LOL

(8:18:24 PM) Phil: LOL

(8:18:25 PM) Phil: ASHLEY

(8:18:36 PM) Gabe: "do we feel like shorty is harmless?"

(8:18:39 PM) Gabe: WTF IS THAT sh*t

(8:18:42 PM) Phil: i responded

(8:18:43 PM) Phil: so fast

(8:18:45 PM) Phil: no hesitation

(8:19:11 PM) Gabe: i just did too alol

(8:20:16 PM) Phil: GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER </FamilyFued>

(8:20:42 PM) Gabe: like.. shorty's been a non-threat forever?

(8:20:50 PM) Gabe: i don't understand why their targets are sean/shorty LOLOL

(8:20:55 PM) Phil: yet they think he has the idol lolol.

(8:21:04 PM) Gabe: lol true

(8:21:09 PM) Phil: i want to get them paranoid that someon elike JON has the idol

(8:21:12 PM) Phil: and ~isnt telling them~

(8:21:22 PM) Gabe: i hope they do

(8:21:27 PM) Phil: also

(8:21:27 PM) Phil: also

(8:21:28 PM) Gabe: because HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(8:21:34 PM) Gabe: yeah?

(8:21:35 PM) Phil: its interesting that dewie said

(8:21:38 PM) Phil: "they cant have both idols"

(8:21:42 PM) Phil: as if the chie idol is still around

(8:22:05 PM) Gabe: OMFG I FORGOT

(8:22:13 PM) Gabe: f*ck i wonder which scumbag has the one

(8:22:14 PM) Gabe: that*

(8:22:16 PM) Phil: i know!

(8:22:41 PM) Phil: thats why f*ckin shorty needed to f*ckin befirend outlast

(8:22:44 PM) Phil: but outlast sucks

(8:22:57 PM) Phil: whenever i asked dewie

(8:23:06 PM) Phil: he just said that its possible that it was gone in one of their two blindsides on chie

(8:23:10 PM) Phil: which is a possibility, but meh

(8:23:35 PM) Phil: also, if one of them was smart enough to find the idol the first time, i'm shocked the idol was sittingn around for more than a day

(8:23:52 PM) Phil: ESPECIALLY when i TOLD them the strategy to find hidden things in pictures

(8:24:13 PM) Gabe: lol at you getting it so long afterwards <3

(8:29:00 PM) Gabe: OH f*ckING CHRIST ASHLEY

(8:29:05 PM) Gabe: IMMA f*ckING KILL HER

(8:29:21 PM) Gabe: i don't understand why they only want to vote out old Sonkei members?

(8:29:25 PM) Gabe: new*

(8:29:38 PM) Gabe: like why not just keep our tribes massive majority

(8:30:11 PM) Phil: she's actually stupid

(8:30:13 PM) Phil: she's stupid

(8:30:46 PM) Phil: i asked

(8:30:51 PM) Phil: why are we voting out new sonkei members lol

(8:31:08 PM) Gabe: YES PHIL YES

(8:31:16 PM) Phil: because that is a legit question

(8:31:23 PM) Phil: WHYYYYYYYYYY would she suggest outlast

(8:31:24 PM) Phil: over tre

(8:32:33 PM) Gabe: like if they were truly WITH this alliance of 4

(8:32:35 PM) Gabe: in a tribe of 7

(8:32:44 PM) Gabe: a pagonging is literally ~perfect~ to suit their needs

(8:32:57 PM) Phil: we would go to F7 with new sonkei and have a F4 majority

(8:32:59 PM) Phil: its SO simple

(8:33:02 PM) Phil: but nooooooooooooo

(8:33:12 PM) Gabe: like that's why i'm so hesitant about them

(8:33:20 PM) Phil: ugh yes but what can we even do

(8:33:25 PM) Phil: if we approach outlast

(8:33:25 PM) Gabe: NOTHING

(8:33:27 PM) Phil: do you think he'll f*ckin

(8:33:28 PM) Phil: like

(8:33:29 PM) Phil: tell them

(8:33:42 PM) Gabe: who f*ckin knows he could be up their asses

(8:33:47 PM) Phil: thats what i'm thinking

(8:33:55 PM) Phil: that he'll run to them before thinking about himself

(8:33:58 PM) Phil: or he'll run to SOMEONE

(8:34:02 PM) Phil: and it'll get back to dewie and ashely

(8:34:23 PM) Gabe: yeah that's entirely freakin possible

(8:35:17 PM) Phil: buddy needs to get on and tell us what sort of sh*t was talked about at chie

(8:35:33 PM) Phil: becasue even if we can figure out what kind of fake deals they offered him, it might give us info

(8:37:21 PM) Gabe: really though

(8:38:20 PM) Gabe: "because new chie is a bunch of dumbasses?"

(8:38:46 PM) Phil: that is a really dumb

(8:38:50 PM) Phil: reason

(8:38:53 PM) Gabe: SO IS NEW SONKEI

(8:38:57 PM) Gabe: HELLO OUR f*ckING TRIBE

(8:38:58 PM) Phil: EVEYRONE IS RETARDED

(8:39:04 PM) Phil: especaily us for not throwing the challenges at new sonkei

(8:39:16 PM) Gabe: yeah really

(8:41:30 PM) Gabe: this is like the opposite of the endless overstrategizing on fgc

(8:41:36 PM) Gabe: NOBODY IN THIS GAME f*ckING THINKS

(8:43:26 PM) Gabe: oh ashley asked a good question

(8:43:44 PM) Phil: now i regret saying what i said. only kinda.

(8:44:10 PM) Gabe: ohsh*t lol

(8:44:30 PM) Phil: i mean i didnt really say anything. i just said we had a majority on new sonkei

(8:44:46 PM) Phil: going back to "why are we voting out new sonkei" loloop

(8:45:38 PM) Gabe: lol so true

(8:45:51 PM) Phil: but honestly it should have been a cakewalk. if they trusted us. which is fine that they didnt

(8:45:52 PM) Phil: but hwatever

(8:46:11 PM) Gabe: yeah seriously f*ck them

(8:57:04 PM) Gabe: OMG phil you made a great argument

(8:57:13 PM) Gabe: you might secretly be smarter than everyone else

(8:57:15 PM) Phil: I KNOW lol why dont they get it

(8:57:17 PM) Phil: i mean

(8:57:19 PM) Phil: i know why

(8:57:23 PM) Phil: because they're a GROUP

(8:57:24 PM) Phil: with them

(8:57:26 PM) Phil: but still lol

(8:57:30 PM) Phil: i want them to argue otherwise

(8:57:36 PM) Gabe: they will lol

(8:57:42 PM) Phil: "were not with them"

(8:57:46 PM) Gabe: ashley will be like.. MOB WIVES SHORTY IS EVIL KBYE

(8:57:49 PM) Phil: LOLL

(9:00:21 PM) Phil: i mean they could just admit that they are too pussy to vote out one of J/K/K now

(9:00:28 PM) Phil: if they trutly intend to do it later

(9:00:35 PM) Gabe: at least i wouldn't be SO ANNOYED if they said that

(9:01:26 PM) Phil: and "what are your suggestions?"

(9:01:38 PM) Phil: LOLOL how many times must we suggest

(9:01:56 PM) Phil: she's just like shorty. always askin what we wnt

(9:02:05 PM) Phil: we need dewie up in this sh*t cuz he will say it stragith

(9:02:12 PM) Gabe: ikr

(9:02:12 PM) Phil: at least dewie has told me he doesnt f*ckin trust kaitlyn.

(9:02:23 PM) Gabe: truth

(9:02:23 PM) Phil: but if he wants to hold off for the right time, i can respect that

(9:02:28 PM) Phil: as long as i know why

(9:02:38 PM) Gabe: mhmm

(9:21:20 PM) Phil: i have a new tactic that i want to bring up with dewie

(9:22:46 PM) Phil: i want to ask him straight up, if at some point, he *actually* wants jon out. and then i'm gonna cut the crap about jon being stupid and negate that argument because they're using the same reason to defend jon as they are to vote out shorty. shorty and jon are both dolts, retards, idiots, usless. cant defend jon and target shorty for the same reason. so i want to find out if dewie is simply just too pussy to actively vote against that group. then suggest that they split the vote, and we (fans) vote for jon. i dunno i just seriously want them to cut the sh*t

(9:22:50 PM) Phil: and if they cant do it, i'll approach outlast

(9:44:48 PM) Phil: lol ashley

(9:44:56 PM) Phil: "i think its still a fans vs favorites mentality"

(9:45:02 PM) Phil: :

(9:46:37 PM) Gabe: OMG PREACH <3

(9:59:58 PM) Gabe: OH MY f*ckING GOD ASHLEY

(10:00:01 PM) Gabe: I WILL f*ckING SLIT HER THROAT

(10:00:05 PM) Phil: lemme read

(10:01:07 PM) Gabe: imma kill dis b*tch

(10:01:35 PM) Phil: actually she asked how we felt about outlast

(10:01:38 PM) Phil: that is not her suggesting outlast

(10:01:45 PM) Phil: that is her trying to manipulate us into suggesting outlast

(10:01:53 PM) Phil: which we righteously ignored

(10:02:22 PM) Gabe: ikr

(10:02:25 PM) Gabe: god she is frustrating

(10:02:34 PM) Gabe: i need dewie up in here because ash has sh*t social skills

(10:02:41 PM) Phil: WHY ISNT DEWIE HERE TO DO SOME DAMAGE CONTORL ON HER BEHALF

(10:02:42 PM) Phil: lolol

(10:03:15 PM) Gabe: lol well rly that would be nice

(10:03:16 PM) Phil: if we rewind back 5 pages where she says she's not with kenny/jon/kaitlyn, then maybe we could actually get somewhere

(10:03:18 PM) Phil: checkmate b*tch

(10:03:31 PM) Gabe: YES YES YES

(10:04:00 PM) Phil: god i'm racking my brain figuring out a way to idol this b*tch

(10:05:38 PM) Gabe: oh dewie is here alol

(10:05:53 PM) Phil: thank f*ck

(10:05:57 PM) Phil: the guy who wears the pants in this alliance

(10:06:10 PM) Gabe: ikr

(10:06:18 PM) Gabe: imagine a me/ashley strategy talk

(10:06:21 PM) Gabe: it would just be people staring at each other

(10:06:32 PM) Phil: lol

(10:08:21 PM) Phil: the problem is i dont actually f*cking want to vote out tre or outlasst lololol. but f*ck it if we can just get them to vote outlast/tre i dont really care. drag shorty along for the ride. he's an easy out later on and we all know it.

(10:09:17 PM) Phil: i dont see any actualy hostility in the PM

(10:09:23 PM) Phil: we're only providing actual logical points

(10:09:27 PM) Gabe: yeah i'd much rather target the kaitlyn/kenny/other person alliance

(10:09:32 PM) Gabe: but.... they won't do that

(10:09:56 PM) Gabe: i'm apologizing anyways because i'm nicer than you are ^_^

(10:10:01 PM) Phil: lololol

(10:10:08 PM) Gabe: and i didn't say hostile i said intense

(10:10:10 PM) Phil: yeah i had to stop myself from being like

(10:10:14 PM) Phil: no dewie said hostile

(10:10:19 PM) Gabe: much less negative connotation

(10:10:22 PM) Gabe: yeah i know

(10:10:29 PM) Gabe: but i didn't because there was none

(10:10:44 PM) Phil: only in this private IM

(10:10:59 PM) Phil: and in my future confessional about this group PM

(10:11:27 PM) Gabe: lol it's ok you can vent in your confessionals

(10:11:34 PM) Gabe: i can't wait to read yours they will be lulz

(10:12:29 PM) Phil: oh god lol

(10:16:01 PM) Gabe: dewie calling ashley a b*tch <3

(10:17:48 PM) Phil: i think ashley would call herself a b*tch

(10:18:29 PM) Phil: also like i dont even care if dewie is playing the sh*t out of us, because he's doing it better than ashley if he is

(10:18:53 PM) Gabe: yeah i'm sure he's just trying to "talk us down"

(10:19:00 PM) Gabe: cause apparently we're hostile

Then I decided to PM Dewie because I thought Ashley was acting like a such a dummy in the PM and I honestly think that Dewie is better at communicating strategically. 

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Phil:

 i appreciate you hearing gabe and i out in that longer PM.


i really do not feel like ashley was handling the situation as well as she could have, and i got pretty ticked off when i asked a simple question and she responded with: "none of your beeswax".



i dont care if it was supposed to be disguised as a joke. Gabe and I are taking this alliance very seriously and we have done our part to set it up the best way we could by doing everything we said we would do to reach this point with you and ashley. and for ashley to make a comment like that, and to continue to leave us in the dark and then expect us to vote a certain way without knowing what the larger plan is, makes me feel like ashley is not taking this alliance as seriously as we are. gabe and i have shown our allegiance to you guys already, and for ashley to insinuate that we are not entitled to an answer to a simple question is pretty low.



i play these games to play with the people i like, to strategize, to be part of plans, and to participate in discussions. thats the fun part about these games. i dont want to just sit back and "agree" to do whatever and being made to feel like i am not worthy to know what is going on in a game that we are all a part of. the truth is that gabe and i do not simply want to be dragged along as the last two fans. and for ashley to say that there's still a "fans vs favs" mentality is a slap in the face when we have willingly turned our back on the fans to move forward with an alliance we actually feel good about. if it was truly fans vs favorites, we would have thrown the challenges on New Sonkei (which we were asked to do by PGCool and Eoltis) but we didn't.



i guess my point is that i dont want to just be a yes man. i can contribute and i dont mind doing some dirty work. i just need to know what is going on. so when you're ready to make a big move, let me know because i'll be in on it.

Dewie: 

I understand man, and I appreciate all of the loyalty you two have shown. I also appreciate you telling me all of this, it looks like it took a while to write all of that out haha.



But yea Ashley likes to joke a lot and I guess they cant all be winners.



As of right now I am not even exactly sure what I want to do as far as the big moves. I know that I do not trust Shorty which is why his name comes up often. I also really only talk to Outlast when it is about time to vote which is why he is also on the chopping block with Ash and I. I do not talk to Tre so I wouldnt mind getting rid of him. Only talked to Buddy a few times, wouldnt mind voting him off. Right now the Jon/Kaitlyn/Kenny group thinks we are with them so that is why Ashley is reluctant to get rid of Jon. Jon is also an idiot so he really is no threat.



Anyways that is where I stand with everyone other than our alliance.



I think right now the best move for me and you is to go with the flow a little bit and we can make the big moves soon.



Did I cover everything?

Phil:

Don't get me wrong, I do not mind keeping up the fans vs favorites appearances, as long as it is just that .. appearances. Trust me I have kept the schtick up with Shorty for long enough and I seriously do not think he knows we are working toghether. I absolutely know why you guys are reluctant to get rid of Jon or split up that group in any way. I am exactly the same way with Shorty. Shorty is a dolt, but he thinks we're with him. Therefore, he is also seriously not a threat because at this point he would not do anything that Gabe or I don't find out about. He's like, completely out of options.



I am also just thinking of ways to get rid of threats, which like I said includes groups. I'm not saying that I consider Jon a personal, individual threat. I just think it is advantageous to cut the group down, even if by one person. FYI I actually have nothing against Jon, but I keep using him as an example. Instead of just rapid firing at a certain group, take it in alternating steps. I don't want to always just cut the spares, and if we're going to be playing both sides then we actually need to be playing both sides. There are many ways to get rid of people. And you don't even have to be directly responsible for it.



Honest question: do the other favorites know that you are working with us. Obviously we voted according to the plan, but do they really know?



If they don't know, then that leaves us with some options to play both sides without getting caught. I am ok with Tre or Outlast getting voted out this TC. I know that you and Ashley have said you would go for it, but neither of you have actually said if any other favorites would go for it. I would prefer Tre just because I have literally never interacted with him, and at least I've been on a tribe with Outlast, even if that means virtually nothing. If at this Tribal Council we make a move against Tre or Outlast, and at the next Tribal Council we make a move against Shorty or Buddy, then at the following Tribal Council I would absolutely 100% want to make a move on one of K/K/J rather than turn back to whoever remains of T/O, S/B.

Dewie:

Yes they know that you two worked with us on the old tribe, I would assume they think we are just using you guys for the time being.



I think I am getting the sense of what you want to do, I will talk to Ashley and I am sure we will be able to come up with a plan that the four of us are all happy with.



Sorry for not writing more right now, I am about to go to bed and everything over here.

I basically wanted to approach Dewie and pressure him into giving me and Gabe more information if we are supposed to be a strong alliance. I want to pressure Dewie into making a big move soon. At this point I more or less resigned to targetting Tre or Outlast next, and then targetting Shorty right after that under the condition that we would absolutely 100% target Kenny/Kaitlyn/Jon at the following tribal council, because I was getting really f*cking fed up with Dewie and Ashely not making any indication of how or when we would target one of those three. And quite frankly, that's all I really need. I just need some confirmation that we will make a move against them at a specific time. Not just this "___ isn't a threat" or "we're not with them" bullsh*t that they've been pulling for far too long. I want to pressure Dewie into making a move and telling me about it so I know he's f*ckin serious.

So then today, I get this PM from Dewie:

SPOILER: Click to show

Dewie:
Alright, I got Ashley to agree to a blindside on Kaitlyn, this is going to have to go perfectly to work though.

Phil:
Wow, okay. Yeah, we can make it work. What do you need me to do?

Dewie: 
I think we are going to try and sell that we are going to split the vote between like shorty and either gabe or buddy. Are you confident that you can tell Shorty how to vote and he will not talk to anyone else?

Phil:
Yeah, I think so. I can just tell him that I think you guys are going to split the vote between Buddy and Gabe, and that the fans should stick together and vote Kaitlyn. I think if he hears that the votes are gonna be split between Buddy and Gabe, then that he or I are actually going to get the votes. If he thinks there are seven favorites splitting their votes, I can just tell him that the four fans need to vote the same, and then just suggest Kaitlyn. He said that we should have all stuck together last time and just voted for a favorite, so I think he'll definitely just wanna do that this time. I mean I think that would be an easy way to get the fans to all vote together. He always asks me what we're going to do, because he assumes we're going to be picked off. I can just be like "well they're splitting their votes, so hopefully someone f*cks up and Kaitlyn gets voted out".



how does that sound?

Dewie:
That sounds good to me, just do not mention Ashley and I voting Kaitlyn at all to anyone because we are going to try and pin it on Buddy and Outlast flipping. Pretty sure Buddy is going to be in on the vote split from the rest of the favorites so Kaitlyn should only be getting 5 votes. If she gets more than 5 we would be f*cked because then they will know that I probably voted Kaitlyn.



Know what I am saying?

Phil: 
OK i gotcha. i definitely wont mention anything about you and ashley. and i'll make sure shorty doesnt say anything and just goes with the plan. i can tell him that if he mentions anything to anyone then you guys might not split your votes and that we need the vote split. i think it should be simple.

Dewie:
Alright, we will make more concrete plans soon.. I will let you know. But I hope this proves to you that Ashley and I are loyal to you and Gabe as well.

Phil: 
OK great thanks. I'll let you know if anything develops as well.

HAHAHAHAHA OMG. They are gonna try to blindside Kaitlyn? After I basically told them I was ok with voting out Tre/Outlast then going for Shorty/Buddy? DAMN I did not think they would actually do this, but yay! The ironic part is that it could actually be a really bad move, hahahaha. I mean if something goes wrong, it could be terrible. My biggest red flag is that according to Dewie, Buddy might be in on the favorites plan to split the vote between two fans. Buddy is a super wildcard and possible loose cannon for me. Yeah, he's a fan, but I don't think he has any true loyalty to anyone. As far as I know, he has these fake deals with old chie, but he also knows that Chie would have voted him out if they had to go to Tribal Council again. And apparently no one told him about how to vote last tribal council. So he is just out there on his own. The issue comes about if like, what if Buddy does vote with the fans for Kaitlyn, and then Dewie/Ashley both vote for Kaitlyn, she gets 6 votes, and the other favorites realize there was a plot against Kaitlyn that included Ashley/Dewie. OK that's actually not so bad, but Dewie would have to explain the 6th Kaitlyn vote which would just get himself in trouble.

Dewie is going to try to pin the 4th/5th votes against Kaitlyn on Outlast and Buddy, which is really interesting because I don't want to be a part of blaming Buddy for anything that he didn't do. I want buddy on my side. So, in effect, I don't want this vote to push Buddy further away from the fans if we decide to not tell him how we're voting. If Buddy realizes we're working with Dewie and Ashley, and if the other favorites realize that we are working with Dewie and Ashley and end up getting mad, then Buddy might join up with the favorites against Me/Gabe/Dewie/Ashley/Shorty. That would put it back to 5 vs 5. So on one hand, I want Buddy to be with the fans and vote for Kaitlyn. But I also don't want to tell him that Dewie and Ashley approached us about a vote against Kaitlyn. I have no problem cutting Buddy or Shorty at some point once Kaitlyn and one of Tre/Outlast get voted out. I mean in fact I might plot to vote one of them out next and probably not even care.

In any case, I think this next vote has the potential to create an absolute cluster f*ck of alliances and potential alliances. We still have to be careful because an alliance of four is absolutely not a majority. But I also feel like we have Shorty in our pockets completely and if Ashley and Dewie are actaully willing to put their relationships with Kenny/Jon/Outlast/Tre on the line, then I will absolutely let them do that. I also just have to be careful not to put my relationship (whatever that is) with Buddy on the line. Because I do not want him to be sucked into a favorites alliance against Ashley/Dewie if they get mad at them for flipping. Buddy is very opportunistic and will probably do it. So I think I'll have to make an effort with Buddy this round to see if he'll still want to work with me after this vote. Haven't decided if I'm gonna have him vote for Kaitlyn as well, because that would create problems with Dewie and Ashley. Oh look at me trying to make it easier for Ashley/Dewie. Like, Dewie came up with this plan and I'm trying to make it better him. I don't think its the smartest plan. I think there are smarter plans, but I've been waiting for Dewie to come up with a plan to eliminate Kaitlyn and he's just proposed it, so here we go.

[Phil]

Basically the moral of the story is to be an emo b*tch to people and then they'll try to prove their loyalty. YAY.

[Phil]

A few things:

I think my strategy of downplaying the challenges will pay off. It really seems like some of the other favorites are going to want to target the fans who do well in challenges. Since we've merged, I've downplayed challenges. It's not like I'm throwing them or intentionally doing poorly, but I'm also not worrying about them, and I do intend to be in the lower eschelon of challenge performance. It just so happens that I have the convenient excuse of having deathly slow internet (I literally live in a hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere, where I don't even get cell phone service...so..yes it is as bad as I let on). So its not like I can do poorly at these challenges and then magically do well when I need to, HAH. But I hope at some point, a challenge will present itself that will allow me to actually do well. I have proven that I am good in challenges early on in the game, but for now I really just need to downplay it and come off as stupid and weak heheheheheh. I think it really translates into "non-threat" for these people, and that is what I need to be dragged along.

Another thing,

LOL SHORTY SUCKS. Well, yesterday I told him we should just stick together and vote for Kaitlyn. He's just like, alright! Then he f*ckin goes to Kaitlyn and Dewie and tries to get them to vote out Tre. He says they agreed, and its like..ok...Kaitlyn....NO WAY SHE f*ckING AGREED WITH YOU LOL. But I'm sure she was just like "yeah, Tre sucks, he needs to go" or some dumb sh*t. And I know for a f*cking fact Dewie never agreed to vote out Tre because he is the one who presented me with the opportunity to blindside Kaitlyn. And I know he needs Shorty to vote for Kaitlyn. So Shorty is just a dumby who is either completely misinterpreting people, or straight up spinning it to me to get me to agree to vote Tre. BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW I AM ACTUALLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM BY MAKING HIM VOTE KAITLYN. On one hand, if the plan to blindside Kaitlyn fails, I don't really give a f*ck because I think/hope I am not getting votes. It really does seem as though the "other favorites" think that Shorty is going. Even buddy wouldnt tell Shorty sh*t, but then when I asked Buddy who the favs were voting for, he said Shorty. LOL. Wellll anyway, so I basically shot down Shorty and was like, Nope i dont think the favs are voting for Tre so we need to just vote Kaitlyn. And all he said was "alright". AGAIN. So whatever. I think Gabe told him that he had already voted for Kaitlyn, so hopefully Shorty just f*ckin does it and it works. If he f*cks it up, its his own fault, really.

Once again I'm just doing what I said I'm gonna do. If someone f*cks up, I'll be prepared to f*ck them up later! Toodles!

[Phil]

So the plan to blindside Kaitlyn worked! HAHA. It worked great! I was gettin real tense knowing that there were apparently some self votes floating around. My guess is Outlast and Tre? But when the votes were revealed, I saw a vote for Kenny which was like WTF? And I was thinking, what the sh*t did Kenny self vote? Anyone voting for Kenny just didn't make sense! Like, I guess I didn't know how Buddy was going to vote, so maybe he voted for Kenny. BUT THEN, I thought maybe he voted for TRE! But also I was like, WHAT DID SHORTY VOTE TRE TOO? But who cares. According to Dewie, Kenny voted with us against Kaitlyn. NOW..DEWIE! I thought you only wanted five people to vote for Kaitlyn? Er... umm...wait weren't there six? SO YEAH DEWIE WAT! Meh, its find that Kenny was in on it, because yeah its just fine. Idc. I wasn't the one betraying my alliance so they can do whatever they want.

BUT YES it buys us more time. And by us, yes I actually do mean the fans. But I want to know who voted for Kenny. I dunno why but I just think that is the most interesting vote, if it wasn't a self vote. LULZ. I mean who cares. Kaitlyn is gone....somehow the vote was a clusterf*ck. It seems like the vote went according to plan, but I haven't discerned how much of it was f*cked up on the favorites end. Kaitlyn....voted....Gabe? Jon....voted.... WHO? Who did Jon vote for? Gabe was the only favorite to get a vote. DID JON VOTE FOR KENNY? WAT. It doesn't matter, but actually it probably really does matter a lot. I hope to figure it out later..

In any case.... Shorty wants to tell Tre that a favorite voted for him. Even though...I thought we assumed Tre self voted and that Buddy voted for him as well? So I'm not sure how Shorty is jumping to that conclusion, unless he knows how Buddy and Tre voted or didn't vote. Whatever. Um, I'm pretty sure Dewie will want to get rid of Shorty next, which I guess I wouldn't even care that much if they were actually able to just get their sh*t together. But hopefully there will be some controversy stirred up in that last vote, which clearly saw the favorites tribe in a hot mess. Maybe some people will start talking. Or maybe they've got it figured out and will just target Shorty next. Or Tre. Or Outlast. But, tbh if those three go next I won't even be mad.

OH OH. I think the order has already been determined by the leaderboard. Look:



Oh...yeah.... so.. Tre is next. Then Kenny... then Jon, Buddy, Shorty, Gabe (), Dewie (), Ashley... and then I beat Outlast in the F2. Obviously! It's all pre-determined!

[Nate]

Hahahahahahaha I totally noticed that too.

[Phil]

OMG RIGGAGE <33333

[Phil]

LOL once again Ashley is a total b*tch, go figure!

So after the Immunity Challenge results went up, Ashley and Dewie didn't say anything to us in our group PM (between Me/Gabe/Dewie/Ashley). So I decide to approach the subject, and I'm just like "is anyone opposed to voting for Outlast due to him being MIA?". Literally everyone (including Dewie and Ashley) said they were down. I'm like, well that is really suspicious but whatever. There was no discussion. So I'm like, ok getting ready for a blindside, trying to keep my ears open or whatever. Shorty says he talked to Tre and that Tre wanted to vote Outlast. And Outlast wasn't around so we're banking on him self voting or whatever.

So, yeah then a little while later Dewie PMs me and is like "Just so you know I'm gonna send a vote to Buddy in case theirs and idol". And I'm just like, goddamn little boy you are still afraid of that idol? And then I'm like, ah, well Buddy is probably gonna get voted out because if Dewie is voting for Buddy, then Kenny/Jon/Ashley are also definitely voting for Buddy. And Shorty is the one who told me Tre wanted to vote for Outlast, but Shorty is SOOOOO unreliable, I'm just like ok Tre is a maybe. Outlast self voting was probably the most likely scenario since he never showed up. YET he was able to vote even though he didn't submit his answers to his questions. Which leads me to think that someone texted him or something. Because if you're gonna vote at the board, you're gonna do the questions. I dunno, six of them voting for Buddy was really silly, because Dewie still tried to play if off like he just "threw a vote out" to Buddy.

AND THEN OMFG LOL WHAT A BUNCH OF f*ckING IDIOTS. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE AWFULLY RETARDED AREN'T THEY?

HEY DEWIE? YEAH KENNY? LETS POST THE SAME GIF WE POSTED WHEN WE BLINDSIDED KAITLYN. CUZ THAT MEANS WE DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND WE REALLY LIED TO SOMEONE. LOL OK KENNY SURE LETS POST THE SAME GIF THAT LETS EVERYONE KNOW WE BETRAYED SOMEONE. HAHA YEAH!

Omg seriously? It wasn't even that big of a blindside. GET REAL PEOPLE. And tbh I don't even are that Dewie voted for Buddy, because he at least told me. And I seriously don't give a flying f*ck! But like, Ashley is seriously just a dumb b*tch and I'm seriously ready to idol her. BUT I SO DONT WANT TO BECAUSE I WANT TO IDOL JON OR KENNY ARGH! LOL. If they wanted Buddy out they could have just said "no we want to vote out Buddy" AND GABE AND I PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE A f*ck BECAUSE THERES NO POINT IDOLING BUDDY BECAUSE REALLY THERE IS NO POINT. We need to save that idol for later.

And then I make the segregation joke, and Dewie is like "I think I missed something here." DEWIE! DEWIE! I feel sorry for you brother. YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Obviously the favorites voted one way and the fans voted the other. What is there to not get? Dewie are you pretending that its not fans vs favorites? Cuz you're not doing a very good job. I mean, I am trying to pretend its not fans vs favorites (READ MY TC ANSWER, Y'ALL LO f*ckING L).

AH this is so annoying because like Gabe said they are playing JV Survivor. But there ain't nothing I can do. AND WELL tbh I'm not trying hard enough because I think my best bet is to continue sucking Dewie and Ashley's teats and hope that they're stupid enough to take me to the F4.

I will do my very best not to flip out on them because it can only hurt my game. And I need to keep things under wraps until I can find the best time to play my idol. My goal is to keep the dialogue open between me and Dewie. So far Dewie has not kept much from me. Ashley is a lost cause. She WON her season? Yikes. So my goal is to keep playin up to Dewie, keep getting information (even little tidbits like "Oh, i'm just going to throw a vote to________", because at some point, I'm just going to throw my idol to _________ and blindside the f*ck outta someone.

If I can't do it, oh well. Ain't no biggie. Oh, but, uh, yeah Ashley literally has no shot at winning this game even though she's gonna be sitting at the end. Poor girl.

[Phil]

sh*t, this is really sad because if there's one challenge I can win, its gonna be endurance. LOL f*ck. And I'm gonna do it on a Friday night too, and I'm not even gonna give a flying f*ck about it.

[Phil]

Time to be a huge creeper and write down how many posts everyone has in their confessionals to pretend like I know how to gauge how long people do this challenge.

Ashley - 68
Dewie - 6
Kenny - 65
Tre - 14
Outlast - 18
Jon - 20
Gabe - 43
Shorty - 11

Um God, f*ck I have the most posts in my confessional? These people need to write more. Whats the point of playing if you can't talk about it amirite?

[Phil]

Kind of ready to blindside Dewie with an idol for his commentary on refusing to do the challenge. That would be sweet, sweet justice.

AND FOR f*ck'S SAKE THEY'RE CALLED CHALLENGES NOT MISSIONS.

[Phil]

The longest time for an endurance challenge similar to this that I've ever seen is over 24 hours.

[Phil]

So I'm trying to get this vote onto Tre by playing up to Dewie's ego, basically. Apparently Shorty an Tre had a conversation in which Shorty said that Dewie was the "puppet master" or "mastermind" or whatever words were used behind the previous vote against Buddy. Tre wants to take credit for it, and I guess got mad because Shorty was giving the credit to Dewie. I have a REALLY hard time believeing that Tre is anywhere near the top of that alliance. Tre says he's at the top and that he's running the show and that Shorty better be careful or he's out next.

Its funny because Dewie specfically told me at the first tribe swap that his next target was Tre. And I totally believe that. So, Tre is probably delusional, but whatever. I want to play up to this conversation to try to get Dewie to target Tre, finally. I think Dewie IS in control of what goes down. Basically I told him that I'm worried that Shorty will win this immunity challenge, and if that happens, I don't want to get screwed.

Dewie said he thinks I'll be ok. I've really really really tried to make sure I'm close to Dewie. I've protected him many times, although I"m not sure he will recognize that, lol. I was the one who originally said we shouldn't throw the challenges on New Sonkei to boot Dewie specifically. Although now I sort of wish we had just done that and that we had the majority of fans going into the merge.

Its easy to "pull strings" when you're in a majority alliance. The game is so simple. Its so simple. I'm in a really tough spot and I really really want to make this work for me. I want to sneak into the F4 so bad. I want to sneak into the F2 so badly. I also want to try to make msyelf a total non threat so that those in power think that they can just bring me near the end.

I am specifically not talking to a lot of the favorites. Like Outlast, Jon, Kenny, and Tre. Its horrible for me to not talk to them. And like, from the outside, people may say its bad gameplay to specifically not talk to these people, and indeed, it DOES make it harder to get through these final stages when you've literally had no one-on-one interaction with half the cast. And its SO easy for them to not make any effort with me because they have a majority and they don't really need me. I mean, on one hand, you could say I need to make an effort to get to know them, try to get them on my side, or whatever. But Shorty is doing that and he's totally failing and he's making himself a threat for it.

I have my people that I talk to. I have Dewie and Ashley, and in a way, I control what Dewie thinks of me. And if Dewie knows I'm not going around talking to everyone, the more Dewie will think that I'm on his side. And I really need that. I need to not have any connections because I need to be used. Haha its so sad. I'm so used to having control over everyone in games. This situation is terrible. Even though I don't really think I have a shot at making the Finals, I'm still playing for the finals. Its weird.

So, I'm still trying to get Ashley and Dewie to keep me around. Let them think that I'm not doing anything but talking to them and listening to them and playing for them. But I'm only playing for myself. I need Shorty in this game because I view him as a buffer between me and my jury spot. In my head, I think Shorty should always be getting voted out before me. On one hand, I want Shorty to win immunity because I think that I'm on better terms with Dewie than Gabe and Tre. AND I haven't proven that I'm an individual threat. Gabe has. Tre hasn't in challenges, but Dewie seems like he's sick of Tre's sh*t. So if Shorty wins immunity, then it'll take the attention off of Shorty and then Dewie might be forced to follow through with voting out Tre. But I'm not 100% confident, and I don't want Shorty to win immunity because I don't want to have to worry about my personal safety.

I'm trying to get Dewie and Ashley to commit to a Tre vote, and then I'm considering throwing the challenge to Shorty. But if I don't feel confident that Dewie and Ashley will vote for Tre, I'm just gonna try my best to beat Shorty and hope that I do it. If Shorty gets voted out this round, then so be it. Better him than me. And if worse comes to worst, hopefully I'll just be the last fan standing and I can use my idol (if I get it back from Gabe LOL)

Anyway. That turned into a long confessional that probably didn't make much sense, but whatever.

tl;dr I'm trying to get Tre voted out and I haven't decided if I'm gonna try to win the challenge or not.

[Phil]

Correction, I'm trying to get Tre or Outlast voted out. I mean basically I'm trying to delay the inevitable day when Shorty gets voted out.

So I PMed Ashley earlier and she responded and said that she's not thrilled with the idea to vote out Tre. I'm not thrilled with the idea to vote out Shorty, and maybe we have the same stance on Tre/Shorty. As in, Tre is to Ashley as Shorty is to Phil, if you know what I mean.

Then Ashley goes on about how she's wanted Outlast gone since Day 1 and that he's a silent threat or whatever. But then why didn't she just f*cking vote for Outlast when we all did? When NEITHER DEWIE OR ASHLEY voted for Outlast, I immediately switched gears and tried to flip it on Tre. But if Ashley wants to get rid of Outlast, then OF COURSE I am all for it.

I KNOW they want to get Shorty out, but I also want to DELAY it as long as possible.

[Phil]

The song I'm listening to is so relevant right now.

"What a lovely day to be lonely / You're holdin' on for life! / Holdin' on for life! / Holdin' on for liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife"

While this isn't a do-or-die situation for me, its pretty relevant that I kind of am holding on for life.

[Phil]

Dear Confessional:

I've been doing this endurance challenge for six hours now. With only 8 hours left before the challenge ends, that means I can win by default (mathematically speaking) after I've completed 7 hours and 5 minutes of the challenge. This would mean that there would be 6 hours and 55 minutes left in the challenge at that point. And if no one starts between now and then, it means I can win.

Shorty has been popping online and offline, and I think he might be trying to track my progress. BUT HE HASN'T f*ckING STARTED YET. What in the world is he thinking? If he knows whats good for him, he'd start. But I don't want him to start because I just want to get to that 7 hour and 5 minute mark without anyone starting so I can just go to bed knowing no one can beat me.

I feel sad doing this, but lol. I did NOT plan on doing it for this long. But hey, if Dewie and Ashley wonder why I did it for so long, I can tell them I was doing it to prevent Shorty from winning. WHICH THEY DIDN'T f*ckING SEEM TO CARE TO DO. IF YOU WANT TO f*ckING VOTE SOMEONE OUT, TRY TO PREVENT THEM FROM WINNING. SERIOUSLY. Meh.

Shorty: you know what. don't throw this challenge. do your best.
Phil: ok

Famous last words?