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Yo
gassing Sammy the f*ck up about big brother right now and bashing kolle 
Sammy you my b*tch come tribe swap 

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so yeah I'm like pretty much working with everyone so um ... yeah

I have "David's angels/ twat meatball lovers" with James
LGA got back together and are working together
E wants a final 2
Cole wants a final 2
Briq wants the GOATS to work together to get one of us the win
kenny and i are working together
Stan and I are working together 
kaitlyn and I are working together
I'm pretty sure Cole's angels are working together
Stan, cole, kaitlyn and I are working together
jhonmarco and I are working together
I made up with Alad and we are working together
hey joey told me he hates the entire cast but he likes me


oops I forgot Im working with phil
and Im working with the b*tches alliance of me kaitlyn phil and cole
and I'm working with vova I guess

so um.. yeah

I also been slidin in the DMs of all the randos who will be working with me but they don't know it yet 

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Def sinking my teeth into joey "hey" bless. An hour before the votes were read I told him I was voting jonas cus I had a feeling all these twats were giving him the run around besides maybe Kaitlyn about how votes were going

It def worked. COME TO MAMA

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WHEN UVE BEEN WERKIN A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH LAN TALKIN BOUT LIFE AND sh*t IN PREP FOR TRIBE SWAP TO WORK WITH HIM AND U FIND OUT THEY TOOK HIM OUT WHILE YOU WERE ON VACATION.... f*ck ME f*ckING RUNNINGGGG. f*ck I SHOULD HAVE CARED AND LOGGED ON

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When E goes on a rant during our strategic talk session about how he's taking out briq first chance he gets and blah blah blah. But im supposedly working with both briq and E separately. and E is a crazy f*cking psycho so is he serious or was he trolling 🤔🤔 and do I tell briq what E said to gain more trust with him 🤔🤔
Ps E I know ur a** in the 10 member la familia alliance... I'm watching you


kay so update: why do people think cole doesn't tell me f*cking everything? dumbasses
anyways cole told me that E was in the la familia pm joking around with briq that he is taking out briq at final 10 ( meaning la familia gunna stick together until final 10.. good one) 

PERFECT f*ckING OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO TELL BRIQ WHAT E SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT... I tell briq what E said, briq believes it because E basically validated it himself in the pm today, briq trusts me more ( cus I'm pretty sure regardless of him wanting to work with me, he doesn't fully trust my a**)... and it seems to have worked. briq is talking a lot more openly to me now... SUCCESS

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now onto James... this b*tch offers me a final 2 alliance... I take it of course cus how do u say no to that sh*t

I think because of david he is kind of real about this... I don't sniff bullsh*t yet

BUT I told him I wanted to lay our sh*t all out on the table... I asked about the la familia alliance  
b*tch HAS THE NERVE TO DENY IT TO ME AND SAY THEY ARENT WORKING AS A BIG GROUP MOVING FORWARD. WHILE OF COURSE COLE IS MY GBF AND I KNOW f*ckING CONFIRMED THAT YA'LL GOT A 10 MAN ALLIANCE SO GO DIE. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ADMIT IT. IM DISAPPOINTED.  

I actually really wanted to work with him... which I will continue to pretend to do but I'm not dumb u a**holes, ur time will come

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IM LIKE THE LA FAMILIA DIRTY SECRET. I HAVE LIKE A f*ckING FINAL 2 WITH EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF LA FAMILIA. ALL YA'LL ARE f*ckING SUS AND I CANT WAIT FOR YALL TO BLOW THE f*ck UP

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E JUST TOLD ME HE GOT THE IDOL AND WHENEVER I THINK IM IN TROUBLE TO HIT HIM UP AND HE'LL USE IT ON ME WTF LMAOOOOO

he was like Im gunna tell you, james, alad and don... I SAID b*tch NO U DONT TELL A SINGLE SOUL ABOUT THIS EXCEPT FOR ME.. and he was like "ohhh ma u got my best interests at heart, I appreciate you, u r smarter than me, imma listen"

he wants a final 3 with james and I hehehehe he is thankful that james gave him an idol clue even though it didnt help him... WHAT E DOESNT KNOW IS JAMES GAVE HIM A FAKE IDOL CLUE, JAMES TOLD ME THIS LAST NIGHT. KEEPING THIS IN MY BACK POCKET UNTIL NEEDED

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holy f*ck so much has happened since i posted.. kay we need to talk about that tribal

SO I told Cole about E's idol and he ran straight to stan and kenny. Cole this will be your downfall. Like ur game just went to sh*t the second you did this and I don't even know if you know it yet. So i verbally assaulted him and I'm pretty sure I made him cry and he feels like a piece of sh*t. So basically word spread and all of la familia found out

E, James and I have a final 3 fyi.. then I have a final 2 with both of them... I'm very carefully trying to navigate this threesome.. yikes


So its tribal council day... I message E and I say listen b*tch... I have an idea that I want you to like and help me make it come to fruition. I said they know you have an idol, they are going to want you to flush it... lets use it to our advantage and take out Kenny. I like Kenny a lot and I felt really bad but taking out Kenny is huge. Kenny and James were too close.. now I feel like I would finally have James. Kenny and Stan were too close, now I feel like I would finally have Stan and Cole. Kenny and Briq were too close.. I still don't feel like I have Briq but now I don't have to worry about that duo either.

So... I made E take screenshots of both Kenny and Briq telling E to vote out Jacob and send them to Jacob. We flipped him and got him to vote out Kenny with E. The vova thing was a surprise, but idgaf, it worked out

I went to Cole and I told him that Kenny was trying to take out Jacob. He got pissed and I told him he should message E and tell E to take out Kenny.
Apparently in the la familia PM E threw Cole under the bus and told them all that Cole was messaging him to take out kenny and that it was his idea. SO COLE IS LITERALLY TAKING THE FALL FOR MY PLAN LMAOOOO IM DEDD. SORRY f*ckER I LOVE U BUT THIS WHAT YOU GET MUAHAHAHAH

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So basically nobody really knows this was all my plan but Cole and E. I played stupid with James and said I had no idea why E did all this. james thinks it was Cole too. Also kenny obvy had no clue cus he was messaging me when it tied begging me to try to save him. yikes sorry boo.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS I PUT LA FAMILIA INTO SHAMBLES. LIKE BYE BYE 10 PERSON ALLIANCE OF GAYLORDS. THEY... ARE...IN.. SHAMBLES!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Also Kenny told E that I told everyone about his idol. I was like "E yeah b*tch I did it, I'm sorry" and he was like "yo ma after everything you did for me yesterday idc, its all good, we are 1000%" lmaooooooo


Also this brought me and Don in close together too... I guess through all of this he said that they don't tell him anything and he feels at the bottom of the food chain and he wants to work with me.  He confided in me that he wanted Kenny gone too. hehehehe

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This is E in literally every f*cking conversation we have... paranoid f*cking Polly I'm like his babysitter

whatever I'll be ur f*ckin therapist as long as u keep doin my dirty work fam

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So like I feel bad I'm keeping this from cole but whatever... blabbermouth bob is gunna have to deal

jimmy and I have a great relationship due to all-stars 1... and i know he is a loyal motherf*cker... so phil and I want him around so we can link up come merge...

soooo .... I CONVINCED E TO CAUSE CHAOS AND PUT LA FAMILIA INTO SHAMBLES YET AGAIN AND VOTE OUT JACOB HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEEH

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This b*tch right here ain't playin this season 
I already got vova weak, told him i'll give him the digits if he doesn't f*ck me over hehehe

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So like i don't even care if I get blindsided at my own tribal right now... other tribe IS f*ckING LIT


so huge part of my game... people really really trust in me.. and I don't know why cus all they do is publicly berate me for being a sneaky distrustful piece of sh*t all the time then they tell me all their deepest darkest secrets

LIKE EVERYBODY TELLS ME EVERYTHING IN THIS f*ckING GAME. I HAVE SO MUCH f*ckING DIRT ON EVERY SINGLE f*ckING PERSON ON THIS GAME TO PULL OUT OF MY POCKET AT THE RIGHT TIMES. STOP TELLING ME sh*t PEOPLE

Anyways.... James, E and I are supposed to be in a final 3 alliance but james is kind of over E. So James came to me and was like Ash I think E is getting voted out, lets trick him into giving me his idol. So i was like oh james hahah go for it....

I talk to E... E f*ckING MAKES A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH JAMES AND GIVES HIM A FAKE IDOL. James said he will use E's idol on E to save him so that la familia thinks E still has his idol

So me phil an E are working together and I know that phil and Jimmy are really voting out jacob or cole but james thinks they are voting out E
Then I have james messaging me on the side saying' holy f*ck ash E really fell for it! omg I have his idol!!" "I'm not gunna use it on E, he's going home and I'm gunna save E's idol for a more important time "

YA'LL IM f*ckING DECEASED IM f*ckING DECEASED IM CRYING IM f*ckING DECEASED IM PEEIN IM CACKLING IM HYENAING IM SQUAWKING IM CHIRPING IM OINKING IM NEIGHING

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kay so lets catch up cus i been away

so cole is my bae and i love him so much but he really sucks at f*cking survivor. like the f*cking worst ride or die i've ever had... like he had to go. phil can take his place
so like I feel bad cus I just let his torch get snuffed and I didnt do anything about it... cus I know I could have gotten e to save him if i wanted to... but tbh i think I'm better off without cole

next order of business is Stan. I think he realized him and briq are f*cked so he is now reeling me in. He said me and briq are the only 2 he trusts 100% blah blah, which is nice cus I do believe him because he's now giving me info to use without hesitation. but now i gotta balance my new found solid relationship with stan versus my final 3 with e and james cus they are all going after each other which is great with me in the middle. So basically Im sitting in the middle and collecting info from all sides cus all sides think i'm actually with them then I'm going to use sh*t when I can against people

so kaitlyn told me that james was hinting for her to take out me/vova if our tribe lost... do I really care that he did that? no tbh. like I'm sure he was more so trying to get her to vote out vova... but idc I'll use that as an excuse to break our final 2/3 with E when the time is right

oh yeah and now vova approached me about a final 2 which we "solidified" and now he's spilling info too... dis great

so right now mostly everyone wants briq out... and tbh i am very okay with that... because tbh briq hasn't done sh*t for me all game nor has he gave me any f*cking useful info. like i tried to open the line of communication by telling him about e's idol and that e was targeting him and i've gotten jacksh*t in return... like don't try to start game talking day f*cking 1000 now cus ur f*cking a** on the line and ur name getting thrown

anyways I'm still deciding with phil how we need to approach this vote... cus we are literally sitting in the middle.... we have considered trying to get the vote to flip on digwoman cus i got some dirt I collected today

to be continued

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so that vote....

I had to play both sides up until the very last second

I have a final 2 with vova
Im working with don.... though him with alad who just asked to add me on snapchat to talk more strategy hehe
Im working with E and phil
I'm working with E and James
I have a "final 2" with james... bullsh*t btw
Im working with jimmy
I'm working with Kaitlyn
I'm working with Stan
I'm working with Briq
I'm working with Stan, Briq and Kaitlyn
Jhonmarco wants to tear sh*t up with me at merge he said
Digwoman I've been talking to

SO BASICALLY THIS VOTE WAS MESSY AS f*ck FOR ME

So Phil and I had this plan... we knew that briq and stan would be desperate for another target besides them and we didnt want it to be E... phil and I want YoungMark gone
so we started to plant little seeds about YM. I told Stan last week that it would be good to get rid of YM cus he is just a body vote for the other side and if Jakkal loses YM will side with don and alad

stan was shooketh and he be like "ash I'm desperate, briq and I will vote out ur target YM if it gets some votes together to give us a shot" muahahahaha

so basically I told all my other alliances I was voting Briq with them... then I told alex, jhonmarco, stan and briq.. I was like yo things don't look good for ya briq, you already have about 10 plus votes without me, i don't wanna be in the minority and f*ck my game if ur already going home

stan was like "ash I understand, I can't ask you to f*ck up ur game for me, I'm heartbroken and sad over this but I get ur decision ashley" and Briq was all " I'm so sad, take care of stan"
MOTHERf*ckERS THIS SCREAMED THAT U HAD AN IDOL, STAN IS AN IRRATIONAL c*nt THAT WOULD HAVE GONE ANOTHER 6 MONTHS NOT TALKING TO ME CUS I VOTED OUT BRIQ, KNEW YALL WERE GUNNA PLAY AN IDOL

so I kept snap chatting stan and briq saying... I voted you out with everyone but please please please tell me ya'll have an idol ... and they was like hehehehe

so anyways YM is gone AHAHAHA IMAGINE USING AN IDOL AND f*ckING VOTING OUT YM LMAOOOOO Phil and Ashley mission completed

so I'm good with the one side cus I voted out Briq

but then I THINK (i mean part of them probably just playin me cus they need numbers and really they are like f*ck this c*nt she voted briq) I'm good with the stan briq side... Stan was like please ashley don't in any way shape or form think briq and I are mad at you.. and i was like mmmkayyy

and I snapped briq and I was like "yo i voted ur a** out, sorry about it, glad ur still here" and he was like don't worry about it ur our ace in the hole cus nobody knows stan and I are working with you... anyways briq too smart for that... he probs livid inside I voted him out lmaoooo

but anyways.. i think I made it out of this vote just fine

love, Ash

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Merge, time to fake connect with the randos hehehe

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I'm dead in the f*cking middle this vote...

literally have Alex, joe and Jhonmarco who want to work with me
then I have James , Alad and E on the other side

and guess who the deciding vote is.....

WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO HEHEHE

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BOYS EVERYBODY TELLS ME EVERYTHING THIS GAME SO IF YALL THINK UR ASSES GUNNA HAVE A PRIVATE CONVO WITHOUT ME ABOUT TAKING OUT KAITLYN THIS WEEK AND SAYING" LETS NOT TELL ASH YET, WE ARE AFRAID TO TELL HER"

THINK AGAIN MOTHERf*ckERS

I

KNOW

EVERYTHING

YOU

f*ckIN

DUMB

PIECES

OF sh*t

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So I successsfully turned vova against them and I created a 6 man alliance for this vote in about 5 mins... not too shabby 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻