You see ladies and gentleman, everyone tries to achieve the ultimate goal. Now some of you may know what the ultimate goal is and some of you do not. For those whom do not know what the ultimate goal is, it is to achieve the "sauce". The sauce is basically something within, it comes naturally. However, you cannot be born with the sauce. Gucci Mane said it the best really, "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce". Yes..you can get lost in the sauce. Some aren't capable of handling a big responsibility, but few are. Now one might ask, "Vova, what does it feel like to get lost in the sauce?" and to be quite honest with you, I wouldn't know really. I've always held a steady mojo. But because I have the sauce, I can't simply leave you without a reasonable answer. I'd follow up the honesty with, "well you see youngbuck, getting lost in the sauce would most likely feel like an existential state of uncertainty defined by transcendent, even blissful, confusion".
If you don't have the sauce, what do you really have then? Well, it's simple. It really depends, because one scientist by the name of @gino_Russ, who has graduated from Best Buy with a pHD. However, upon his experiment, he came up with a conclusion. One where many would agree. Dr. Russ stated that "Juice is temporary", he says that anyone can obtain the juice by getting a flashy car, but it's not going to last. However, "the sauce is forever." He quickly followed up to his remarks by juxtaposing two well-known food products. "You buy you a Simply Lemonade. How long does that last in your fridge? A couple of days maybe...That's just what the juice is...How long does barbecue sauce last in your fridge? Awhile. That's the sauce", Dr. Ross explains.
This is absolutely true, the sauce sticks with you. HOWEVER!, there is more than having the juice. There is water, slime, butter, nectar, etc. But nothing outbeats the sauce. Some of you are wondering how did I obtain the sauce? Well, allow me to flirt with your goosebumps ya'll.
I've stated previously, that one cannot be born with the sauce. It is something you aquire as you get older. I've always felt at a young age that I was destined for greatness. I truly thought I was capable of ruling the world via Julius Caesar. But apparently I had to be mininum of age 35 to even run for Presidency so I said "lol wild". I could have been a rockstar like Jimi Hendrix. I also could have had potential all time great in every sport category. I felt that I was a top 5 surgeon in the local tri-state area. I had necessities of becoming a professor at Harvard. These weren't wishful desires, these were goals set by me who was not a day older than 8 at the time. I truly could have been anything I wanted with the snap of my fingers. Why? because I just had the "it" factor. But I felt that there was much more than that, so I went ahead and followed with middle school, and high school chasing and hoping to find a potential wife.
While I was chasing, I had stumbled over a forum. Now this forum had changed my life, and you can say was one of the reasoning for finding my sauce that everyone seeks for. I had partaken in a Survivor ORG, Survivor: Tonga. It was a fun game..until I got tossed first. You see, it was summer of 2014, a hot-humid day. The man responsible for this by the way was a good lad named James. I don't hate James nor do I envy him. I, infact, thank him. He had humbled me. I had all my life felt as if I was the sh*t. Like a young protege, a young Ron Jeremy esque. But Tonga proved otherwise. However, that was until I had came back. A second chance, I felt like a kingpin ready to dash out some A1 goodies. I was given a reborn, and it was where I had found my sauce. I had came back and drew my name on the sand.
You see, I didn't tell anyone I had the sauce, why would I? I didn't want to cause havoc on those that I cared for. Also, jealousy isn't a good look so I wouldn't wish for that to anyone. But I knew I had it, it felt good but I also felt that the world needed to know.
Fastforward to Survivor: Vietnam, I get a call from Nate, A confused, angry, bitter folk, but has a good heart deep within. I felt this was the time that maybe everyone can peep my sauce. But unfortunately, I had failed again. I was questioning myself, "Why isn't anyone noticing my sauce? Is this sauce even real?" I had doubts, not even gonna lie. Ya'll made me question myself, this is the time I even explored Pinky. Tough times for me really. But patience is virtue, and I learned that just because you have the sauce, doesn't mean people can understand it.
Bruce Lee once said, "There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." This meant a lot to me, it meant that not everyone can be at my level or even try to function like me. So I had to tell myself, "it's okay to be better".
So atlas, I am back at it again, in the finals. Enjoying every moment because not everything lasts...not even the sauce. I will say it one more time, I predict these tings. Now I may receive a lot of hate, few foods thrown at me, volatile words. But what great leader hasn't? I am in a pantheon. I truly feel like an untouchable. But with so much sauce, must come a lot of hefty responsibility.
I produce an excessive level of sauce, while majority just got the juice.
