Ponderosa - Jury House

[Helen of Troy]

Can we talk about how Jon made the worst move of the season just to get the chance to say he made a big move? We literally got one of them to flip. I thought that was impossible and I busted my a** for 3 f*cking days to guarantee him Stan and myself f3, and he pissed it away cause LOL BIG MOVEZZZZZZ now he won't even make it.

[James]

Tbf jon was trying to sell him flipping to me and david for weeks. He just always said it was the wrong time lmao.

[James]

Jonas be honest. Did you really not think about tbe possobility of a 3-3-3 at 9?

Or did you always knwo sammy was gonna be retarded lmao

[James]

Nate can we go in the doc and watch or??

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 22:44:23 GMT -5 James said:

Jonas be honest. Did you really not think about tbe possobility of a 3-3-3 at 9?

Or did you always knwo sammy was gonna be retarded lmao

I knew about the split vote immediately. Sammy and I talked about that before I even made the post, I would tell everyone about the idol you guys would try to split it because you had 6 and we had 3, sammy would flip and that would be that. The plan was to tell about the idol, have sammy flip and we would have numbers 4-3-2. Sammy ultimately did flip but not in the way I wanted so i had to use an idol. 

[James]

Lmao. how did you make sammy your personal b*tch??

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 22:55:38 GMT -5 James said:

Lmao. how did you make sammy your personal b*tch??

This was before the split vote plan:


[1/23/2017 9:23:23 PM] Jonas M: Actually ya know what

[1/23/2017 9:23:26 PM] Jonas M: 3 amigos

[1/23/2017 9:23:31 PM] Jonas M: Sorry Joe and Delta

[1/23/2017 9:23:34 PM] Jonas M: I have an Idol

[1/23/2017 9:23:37 PM] Jonas M: I am voting james

[1/23/2017 9:23:40 PM] Jonas M: Stan is voting Joe

[1/23/2017 9:23:46 PM] Jonas M: And Jon is voting delta

[1/23/2017 9:23:47 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Vote James or be voted out

[1/23/2017 9:23:51 PM] Jonas M: Or at least say that

[1/23/2017 9:23:57 PM] Jonas M: Vote james or go home

[1/23/2017 9:23:58 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Yes

[1/23/2017 9:24:07 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Jesus you're a VILLAIN this round

[1/23/2017 9:24:12 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): I f*cking love it

[1/23/2017 9:24:12 PM] Jonas M: I'm done

[1/23/2017 9:24:24 PM] Jonas M: I've bit my tongue for like 13 rounds

[1/23/2017 9:24:26 PM] Jonas M: No f*cking more

[1/23/2017 9:24:33 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Okay I'll wait for your go

[1/23/2017 9:24:36 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): You post in TC

[1/23/2017 9:24:38 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): I'll scramble

[1/23/2017 9:24:39 PM] Jonas M: I need to talk to Stan and Jon rq

[1/23/2017 9:24:42 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Yep

[1/23/2017 9:41:26 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): The Parvati gif was a nice touch

[1/23/2017 9:44:36 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): "Idk if jonas realizes it but if we splot this vote 3-3 there's like no issues with his idol lol.. like he'll save stan and the jon goes home lol. "

[1/23/2017 9:44:38 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): JAMES JUST SENT THAT

[1/23/2017 9:44:40 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): OH MY GOD

[1/23/2017 9:44:44 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDING ME

[1/23/2017 9:44:47 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): HOW PERFECT IS THIS

[1/23/2017 9:44:54 PM] Jonas M: Lmao

[1/23/2017 9:45:04 PM] Jonas M: I told you they weren't as good as they thought

[1/23/2017 9:47:06 PM] Jonas M: Are they really going to try to split it lmaoooo

[1/23/2017 9:47:16 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): LITERALLY

[1/23/2017 9:47:19 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): ARE YOU A GOD

[1/23/2017 9:47:20 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): "Me david and john can vote jon.



Sammy joe and jscob vote stan. Sound good?"

[1/23/2017 9:47:23 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): -James

[1/23/2017 9:47:30 PM] Jonas M: Lmaooo

[1/23/2017 9:47:35 PM] Jonas M: You down to do this then?

[1/23/2017 9:47:35 PM] Jonas M: 4-3-2

[1/23/2017 9:47:39 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): (nod)

[1/23/2017 9:47:42 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): It's f*cking done

[1/23/2017 9:52:29 PM] Jonas M: Holy sh*t dude if this works I'm f*cking dead in this game

[1/23/2017 9:52:35 PM] Jonas M: But I'll die a legend

[1/23/2017 9:52:37 PM] Jonas M: Every single person will want me out

[1/23/2017 9:56:10 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): This is f*cking iconic

[1/23/2017 9:56:15 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Like I'm laughing so hard

[1/23/2017 9:58:17 PM] Jonas M: Ugh I'm just internally cringing thinking of the fallout from this

[1/23/2017 9:58:26 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): LOL

[1/23/2017 9:58:29 PM] Jonas M: God I hope this at least works to get the satisfaction of watching james go home

[1/23/2017 9:59:14 PM] Jonas M: Like I really can't believe it man lmao

[1/23/2017 9:59:15 PM] Jonas M: Are they actually splitting the votes

[1/23/2017 9:59:17 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): YES

[1/23/2017 9:59:19 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): DUDE IT'S LIKE

[1/23/2017 9:59:23 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Literally I've never

[1/23/2017 9:59:24 PM] Jonas M: I feel like Assassins creed

[1/23/2017 9:59:25 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): In my f*cking life

[1/23/2017 9:59:26 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): RIGHT

[1/23/2017 9:59:31 PM] Jonas M: Like I just jumped off the highest f*cking tower

[1/23/2017 9:59:34 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Like it's just like... I'm in disbelief at how easy it worked

[1/23/2017 9:59:35 PM] Jonas M: Took a leap of faith

[1/23/2017 9:59:43 PM] Jonas M: And I'm getting bailed out by a pile of hay

[1/23/2017 10:00:19 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): lmfaooo

[1/23/2017 10:00:23 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): bird noises

[1/23/2017 10:01:36 PM] Jonas M: LMAO

[1/23/2017 10:01:53 PM] Jonas M: If this works I'm gonna sh*t myself tbh

[1/23/2017 10:02:01 PM] Jonas M: Like ive just been in disbelief tbh

[1/23/2017 10:02:16 PM | Edited 10:02:24 PM] Jonas M: Ever since you sent me that first message lmaooo

[1/23/2017 10:03:15 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): LOL

[1/23/2017 10:03:17 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): It was like

[1/23/2017 10:03:21 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Tetris blocks

[1/23/2017 10:03:24 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): Falling into place

[1/23/2017 10:03:32 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): And we got that one long blog

[1/23/2017 10:03:34 PM] Sam (SammySosaTV): block*

[Helen of Troy]

And are you asking how I got him to flip this round before Jon pissed that away?

[James]

nah i mean clearly sammy was just feeding you info for no f*cking reason lmao. like i'm flabbergasted that he would even go through all that lmao

[James]

like if he really wants me gone he just tells you who we're voting and you idol me out.. especially if you were planning on using the idol anyway

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 22:59:58 GMT -5 James said:

like if he really wants me gone he just tells you who we're voting and you idol me out.. especially if you were planning on using the idol anyway

I wasn't planning on using it. That was the whole point. Delta didn't want to flip so we needed you guys to split the vote so just the 4 of us would be enough. Then when I told him i didn't want to play it, he voted Stan and got delta to as well so i had to play it on stan or have him go home. He f*cked up and got cocky tho so I had time to play it. 

[James]

Jan 30, 2017 23:01:26 GMT -5 Helen of Troy said:

Jan 30, 2017 22:59:58 GMT -5 James said:

like if he really wants me gone he just tells you who we're voting and you idol me out.. especially if you were planning on using the idol anyway

I wasn't planning on using it. That was the whole point. Delta didn't want to flip so we needed you guys to split the vote so just the 4 of us would be enough. Then when I told him i didn't want to play it, he voted Stan and got delta to as well so i had to play it on stan or have him go home. He f*cked up and got cocky tho so I had time to play it. 

oh ok i gotcha. i don't see the merit in sammy flipping there tho lmao. like i guess ya'll still have an idol and can eliminate another one of them at 8 instead of tying?

[James]

also fwiw I WAS gonna vote sammy on the vote along with david but then I'm being told you're coming after me so I had to initiate plan "get f*cked by the rookie wonder"

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 23:04:21 GMT -5 James said:

Jan 30, 2017 23:01:26 GMT -5 Helen of Troy said:

I wasn't planning on using it. That was the whole point. Delta didn't want to flip so we needed you guys to split the vote so just the 4 of us would be enough. Then when I told him i didn't want to play it, he voted Stan and got delta to as well so i had to play it on stan or have him go home. He f*cked up and got cocky tho so I had time to play it. 

oh ok i gotcha. i don't see the merit in sammy flipping there tho lmao. like i guess ya'll still have an idol and can eliminate another one of them at 8 instead of tying?

The thought process being that at F8 David, Joe and Jacob wouldn't want to go to rocks and John would probably vote with Sammy anyways so we would have numbers for the rest of the game. 

To answer your question from earlier, I thought there was a f3 between David/Joe/Jacob and a f2 between Sammy/Delta idk how accurate that is of an assessment but thats the logic I was operating under so I said lets idol out Delta, leave sammy all alone and then if david does flip like he has been saying for weeks now sammy can go next, but then when I didn't get a message from david after staying I immediately went to Sammy and told him that he was alone and that as long as I was in this game he would have a shield, which is accurate, and that if I went home he would get 6th, which remains to be seen but I believe to be accurate, and that Jon and Stan would get 4th and 5th respectively, which again remains to be seen but I again believe it to be accurate barring an immunity streak. 

Jon literally made the dumbest move in this game because after I got sammy to flip the 3 of us literally had numbers till FTC, I might've won but yall don't seem to have liked me here so IDK but Jon won't even make it now. 

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 23:07:04 GMT -5 James said:

also fwiw I WAS gonna vote sammy on the vote along with david but then I'm being told you're coming after me so I had to initiate plan "get f*cked by the rookie wonder"

And fwiw I didn't believe you and thats why I tried to take you out. You had just lied to me 2 straight votes, technically I lied during the setsu vote off as well, but I was under the impression you were gonna come after me that week regardless if I hadn't won immunity so when I did I decided to tell you off. Which admittedly was a mistake, I shoulda just said yes and kept feeding sammy screenshots, but I was immune and I was pissed off so I was just like f*ck it. 

[James]

i mean you seem to be able to articulate your moves to being a lot smarter then i gave you credit for. tbh i thought your idol thing was a dumbass move saved by another dumbass move from sammy LMAO

[James]

Jan 30, 2017 23:11:53 GMT -5 Helen of Troy said:

Jan 30, 2017 23:07:04 GMT -5 James said:

also fwiw I WAS gonna vote sammy on the vote along with david but then I'm being told you're coming after me so I had to initiate plan "get f*cked by the rookie wonder"

And fwiw I didn't believe you and thats why I tried to take you out. You had just lied to me 2 straight votes, technically I lied during the setsu vote off as well, but I was under the impression you were gonna come after me that week regardless if I hadn't won immunity so when I did I decided to tell you off. Which admittedly was a mistake, I shoulda just said yes and kept feeding sammy screenshots, but I was immune and I was pissed off so I was just like f*ck it. 

oh yeah i mean i didn't expect you to believe me at that point and I promise I didn't ACTUALLY believe I could just sit there and lie to ya'll nonstop and have ya'll continue to trust me lmao.

[Helen of Troy]

Jan 30, 2017 23:13:13 GMT -5 James said:

i mean you seem to be able to articulate your moves to being a lot smarter then i gave you credit for. tbh i thought your idol thing was a dumbass move saved by another dumbass move from sammy LMAO

If you look at the time stamps I had planned on you splitting the votes before I even made the post. 

And of course everything is from my perspective so it might be distorted somewhat and I could be wrong about some things, like I was about thinking I got John and Sammy to flip, which I still want to wait till Sammy gets here to make a ruling on that one because I was always closer to sammy and John always just did what he said. Maybe he had other intentions but he never showed them, and he always did what Sammy said, so when I say I flipped them i mean I flipped Sammy and Delta followed, no offense Delta but you know we didn't talk much and it was always me and sammy talking. 

[Helen of Troy]

I feel like I need to talk about my game here because its severely under represented in my confessionals because point blank I did not trust Kenny to not tell Cole who would in turn tell people in the game what I said. Which is a damn shame because I made that known I felt that way very early on and Nate never did anything about it, and so my confessionals are just me talking sh*t and posting gifs rather than what I actually thought.

[James]

Jan 30, 2017 23:16:24 GMT -5 Helen of Troy said:

Jan 30, 2017 23:13:13 GMT -5 James said:

i mean you seem to be able to articulate your moves to being a lot smarter then i gave you credit for. tbh i thought your idol thing was a dumbass move saved by another dumbass move from sammy LMAO

If you look at the time stamps I had planned on you splitting the votes before I even made the post. 

And of course everything is from my perspective so it might be distorted somewhat and I could be wrong about some things, like I was about thinking I got John and Sammy to flip, which I still want to wait till Sammy gets here to make a ruling on that one because I was always closer to sammy and John always just did what he said. Maybe he had other intentions but he never showed them, and he always did what Sammy said, so when I say I flipped them i mean I flipped Sammy and Delta followed, no offense Delta but you know we didn't talk much and it was always me and sammy talking. 

Yeah I mean me and David were talking about it when I got off work (like 20 minutes after the post) and I was just like "did he really not think about this" and david kept telling me it was some conspiracy theory LMAO. but realistically what move could I REALLY make in that situation to stay safe? I guess I had suspicions someone was flipping but I was under the impression it was delta so I would've had to somehow convince jacob and joe to vote 4 on jon without sammy or delta finding out lol.