Your Confessional

[James]

sammy said that jonas asking him if i had mentioned the lie. he said he said no so if that's true that's good looking ups for the mans cause that's someone i can trust@@

[James]

ok me and david playing pretty good rn fr.

[James]

Im about to kms this feels like tonga all over agaon

[James]

aight so delta/sammy knew that jonas was gonna flip ahead of time and didn't tell me or david. ruh roh!!!


me and jonas were on the same page about setsu tho so let's f*cking GOOOO lmao

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Jan 18, 2017 0:51:43 GMT -5 James said:

ruh roh!!!

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Goddamnit

[James]

LMFAO WHAT'S WRONG WITH RUH ROH??

[James]

my thoughts on tonight:



We started off, I says we started off slow. Cuz SOMETIMES in life you're gonna start slow. THATS OK. we told ourselves "we're gonna start slow but we're gonna finish fast" we told ourselves start slow but ALWAYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST. No matter who votes us, we're gonna finish fast. Me Dewie and Jon made merge, but they had us. It took guts, it took ATTITUDE, BUT THATS ALL IT TAKES. That's all it takes to be successful is an attitude and a blindside. When we talked among ourselves we says "it's gonna be tough! It's gonna be hard we're gonna go out there, we're gonna battle we're gonna fight. DO IT FOR ONE ANOTHER, DO IT FOR EACHOTHER, AND DO IT FOR YOURSELF, YOURE GONNA DO IT FOR US, and we're gonna come out with this win! And we believed that we truly did! And it's an AWESOME feeling when you TRULY believe that you're going to be successful regardless of the situation, you're going to be successful because you put in all the time, all the effort, all the HARD WORK, and you know it's going to pay off, if it doesn't pay off you continue to give God all the glory in ponderosa, if you lose the game you CONTINUE...that's what we realized.. Win or lose we realized we were gonna be alright, and it was gonna be okay and keep smiling . It's awesome...AWESOME...

You can do any blindside if you put your mind to it. Don't give up on your dreams, keep blindsiding, no matter if it doesn't work, just get up. If you can't get up..your friends are there to help you up, yo alliance there, yo idols there, gods there, IM there to help you up. You're there just keep smiling and blindsiding.

[James]

lmao whenever i tlak to people i'm always just like "yeah i can work with you now but like what's in it for me in the longhaul"

but my strategy of not really saying names is working out. Hopefully this translates well into the late game.

[James]

so right now jonas wants to get rid of the two floaters jacob and joe.

joe wants to work all the rookies plus me and jonas.

jon wants to get rid of jonas eventually.

my thing is i gotta try and work on putting together 2 of those scenarios lol.

so im gonna work on things with jacob see if maybe i can't set up a 5 person alliance to get rid of jonas at f9.

but also i got the backup plan of just working with jonas lmao.

but jonas apparnetly has dewie pretty tight according to jon.

[James]

I feel overworked and underpayed rn

[James]

So i actually havrnt slept since the merge hit because my mantra is if im not up talking to you you're probably talking to someone else.

[James]

took me too long to find this cause it somehow ended up saved in my doggo folder.


but ayee IT'S LIT

[James]

Hello, how can I help you?
Hi, my name’s Dave Burd, I have an appointment today
It’s probably under 'Lil Dicky, ' actually
I’m a, I’m a rapper, so
Okay, and who are you here to see?
Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g
Oh, yeah. He’s right down the hall
First door to your right
Give him a knock and he should be right with you
Thanks. It’s uh, this door right here, right?
Mm-hmm, thank you
Grab a seat
Thanks I’m Dave very nice to meet
Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir, let me just say
I’m a big fan of the sh*t that y’all make
I can’t lie, I been thinking about this all day
All good, there’s a reason that we called, Dave
let me start with your background
Where you come from?
Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
Before that
Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah
I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
So real sh*t you ain’t never had to struggle for much
I wouldn’t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
Elaborate
Well I ain’t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
Like I was doing sh*t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
I’m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
But the job you wanted wasn’t all that bumping
Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
Know you been racing them rats, you ain’t been making them raps
Boo hoo what a hardship
How you paid to get the rap sh*t started?
Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
But don’t diss me buddy, I wasn’t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
I must’ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
Look at that, I can say there’s something to prove up in your a**
Yeah, I guess
That’s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
Oh my god, it’s the best
b*tches let me draw up on their breasts
Literally I can reinvent myself
I get a forum to project myself
It’s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
It’s kinda healthy
Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical's
Sure
In a club and a couple n****s threaten you
Uh, I wouldn’t do sh*t
And I don’t even get what that got to do with this?
Shut the f*ck up, rap's like life
If you wanna do this, then you won’t get far acting like a little b*tch
Nah, that’s my niche!
Don’t get offended by this, but that’s the market y’all missed
That’s the target I’ll hit
And that’s the heart of my pitch
I wanna do this whole thing different
What the f*ck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time
But traditionally speaking, this sh*t works, right?
Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
You don’t know if it could be working even better
And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
I don’t mean any disrespect by that
I’m just saying I have a different background
Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
So what are your biggest strengths?
Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
For example, I can be like ain’t nobody f*cking with Lil Dicky
When he get up on that sh*t and spit it sick and ridiculous
Ripping this sh*t like it’s never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
Cause I can switch it, deliver this sh*t to whatever cadence you b*tches prefer
Alright, alright, I get it
Top of that, lyrically I’m pretty damn clever (go)
Got a long bottom b*tch, called a hoe Neville (whoa)
And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (oh)
You can say I’m pretty smart how I know better
And y’all been winning like Pistorius, it’s no feat
Bro, I can go on and on
I’m taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
Okay enough of the punchline, that ain’t showing me you different from the other guys
Well I don’t know if they can run it like that
But ain’t nobody else doing funny type rap
What’s that?
Well I can tell a story about my morning
Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
Like the 14 year old Topanga
Oh this sh*t like a joke to you?, I don’t get it
Nah it ain’t like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual
Like, as a guy
So when I get up on the mic I ain’t finna just lie
Real recognize real, right?
Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
Five years from now, tell me bout the due
Well, I don’t care about the money
Like, it’s the respect that I’m wanting
Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
I don’t wanna leave the game the same
In a nutshell, what’s your legacy?
Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap
With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap
Yet, the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
That sh*t sound pretty damn complex
I guess, I wanna be the best
I just wanna do it my way
And turn the whole game sideways
And show people you ain’t gotta be resigned to the highway
You can make a path while these motherf*ckers drive straight
I ain’t mad at that
Well thanks, man, that’s my plan of my attack
Just let me in and I’mma rap the plaques
And I ain’t about to win them back to back
I’m bout to win them like it’s back to back to back to back to back
Til I stop rapping
You ain’t even sold a damn album yet, true
That’s a lot of talk from a wily vet
Let alone a young rook n****
You misread me
Nah this ain’t a book n****
Well that’s one of my flaws, I’m too competitive dawg
No, you just f*cking repetitive dawg
I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain’t sh*t until cheddars involved
I get that I gotta prove myself
No sh*t you ain’t done sh*t
But think about that though
Only doing this a couple of years
One tape and I’m like this?
This sh*t is aight for your first sh*t
But you don’t know if it’s your worst sh*t
You don’t think finding out would be worth it?
It might be, it might not
But I’mma put your a** to work, kid
Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
What would you do for the hook for this song?
You want me to make a hook up right now?
Do I look like the type of n**** that like repeating himself?
Alright, uh, okay, man do the hook
I’m bout to be professional
Homie, I’m professional
Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
n****, that sh*t is garbage man
Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
But I’m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
Don’t y’all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg sh*t right there
Yeah, you know, I’m just way better when I get to think things through
Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
Right now?
Yeah, sure
Dope, Juanita, bring some weed in here, please, thank you
(You got it, Snoop, I’ll be right there)
Thanks, Juanita, super nice woman
n****, why does everything you say sound so soft?
Uh, I really don’t wanna be spoken to like that, so
Whatever, Thanks
(Hey, I got y’all y’all weed)
Damn, that’s some great looking weed, It’s just so early
(Can I get you guys anything else while I’m here? coffee? tea? head? bottled water?)
D-Did you just say head?
(Yeah. You ain’t never got no head before?)
I mean, Just feels like A lot, right now (ok)
But what kind of tea do you guys have?
(We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast)
Actually, I’ll take head
(I knew your little dirty a** wanted some head.)

[James]

Ok i been saying that jons game is fueled by the willpower of a thousand goats and idk if itll ever make sense but it's a great line

[James]

Hearing that tom is still butthurt soothes my soul. That makes 4 people currently butthurt i voted them outta the game

[James]

So as of right now its looking like stan and jonas wanna drop the floaters. But the rookies all wanna bite back and take out one of stans group.

[James]

I cannot wait till this game is over lmao so i can sleep at a reasonable hour and not have to stay up all night talking to people.

[James]

Also i hate when i cant sleep cause my mind is just running scenarios like ugh

[James]

Ok so jonas made a pm with sammy delta jon dewie and stan trying to basically set up a jacob boot then a david boot.

Delta and sammy both sold him out asap lmaoo

[James]

So smd jonas