Your Confessional

[Nate]

This is where you will post your confessionals throughout the season. Only you, the host, and moderators who are trusted by myself can see these up until the game has ended. Please make sure to post in here at least once a round detailing your thoughts, alliances, plans, etc.

[Joe (hey)]

Hello again, great to be back so soon.

Last season, my early exit was such a disappointment to me, and there were so many mistakes I made and risks I took that didn't work out, and this time, I hope to change that. This time, I don't have the stupid burden of playing with people I already knew and didn't like, instead I get to play with people that I can mingle with without the fear of my reputation.

I'm able to just be myself this time around, and I couldn't be happier.

[Joe (hey)]

I've already started talking to people on my tribe, particularly Juderay or whatever the f*ck his name is, and Alex.

Juderay seens like a nice guy, but he's really bland on the surface. He seems like a "bro" type, but I'm ok with him since he seems to be having a good time.

Alex is more interesting. Alex vaguely reminds me of Mel in the sense that Alex loves fishing for information and asking questions, and I'm not making the same mistake of avoiding those types of people again, since they can get crazy, thanks for the preparation Mel! But yeah, I just tried having friendly convos with Alex and she(?) was asking question after question after question and I'm just like, spare me, please, you don't need to know every little detail about me, stop.

This will be fun.

[Joe (hey)]

As I slowly get to know people, I slowly get more first impressions like the generic gamebot that I am.

I don't like Christian, upon first impression. Everyone else I talked to I just struck up conversation with and enjoyed myself, but he seems like someone that's taking this incredibly seriously, and he looks like someone that's desperate to jump into the leader role. Like, the very first thing he says to me is that he "thinks I'm an asset to this tribe until proven otherwise." While I take this as a compliment, it's also kind of offensive in a way. Like, he doesn't care about talking to me or getting to know me, or really anything social (which sucks for him since this is a social game,) he's just OK with having me around because I'm an asset for now.

It baffles me that someone would make their very first impression on someone that rather than actually have a conversation with them. SMH

[Joe (hey)]

I'm getting flashbacks to last season.

Our performance was abysmal. The other tribes slaughtered us. I've never felt that feeling before! (eyeroll)

Why do I always get stuck with the people sh*t at challs lmao

Shoutout to Christian for actually trying!

[Joe (hey)]

My first impression about Christian was way off, he's actually pretty cool and I think we'll work well together.

My first impressions about the others were spot on tho. Alex AKA mini Mel will never not remind me of Mel. They have similar speech, both aren't great with time, and both are somewhat paranoid.

[Joe (hey)]

So, I solved the idol cryptogram relly quickly last night, it was really easy honestly, I hope that no one else on this tribe solves it since this tribe is somewhat moronic, and the only others that aren't morons aren't very savvy with the site.

Tonight, Ashley should be going home for being a useless whore, but a more useless whore than the rest of this tribe. I don't think she's even aware that this game started. Was she even flown out to the island? Did she like, fall out of the helicopter? Is she alive?

On a less gamebotty note, I both love/hate this tribe. I love them because they're really f*cking chill and welcoming, but I hate them at the same time because most of them are completely useless. We've got Ashley who is just a dead sack of tits, Kubson who hasn't done anything noteworthy other than talk about his meat, Juderay who is a nice guy but dumber than a sack of rocks, Alex who never stops asking questions and needs to chill the f*ck out for once, and Christian who is OK. God hates me.

[Joe (hey)]

I don't get people that say people "play too hard"

I'm coming off that way to some people and I get why I am but at the same time like, I've just tried to get to know people and I wanted to talk to everyone individually. I avoid game talk unless others specifically ask me about the game. If someone asks me who to vote, I'll say who I'm voting. If someone wants to talk, I'll talk. But it's hard to talk with people when they nonstop ask me game related questions and then say I'm the one overplaying christ

[Joe (hey)]

Pros and Cons of having gone to tribal-

Pros:
- We got rid of the dead weight in Ashley.
- We're a more unified unit now.
- We're all active.

Cons:
- If we go to tribal again, I'm an easy target
- I don't feel too comfortable with this group of people at all now

Hoping that we can pull this one out, god knows I need it.

[Joe (hey)]

Well, I'm pretty much screwed. Cya on inferno unless Christian's convoluted plan that he won't explain the details of works!

[Joe (hey)]

Scratch that whole convoluted plan thing, I'm just gonna pray that Jud was honest with me and that he'll really vote kubs gl me!

[Joe (hey)]

I'm back. Wow. I didn't flop a non live challenge for once. Except in this case, the non live challenge for me was over a span of 23 or so days.

[Joe (hey)]

it feels so awkward to not have the inferno island subboard there anymore it feels wrong lmao

[Joe (hey)]

So I'm working with my gals on Apiao because they have by far been the most willing to work with me

Apparently I'm not a target this round, so I don't care that much about what happens, but anything can happen so idk

Sorry for the boring confessionals I just don't absolutely despise anyone yet

[Joe (hey)]

i told linus he's getting votes for sh*ts and giggles

idc if it gets out that i leaked things i just wanted to start some sh*t cuz of my whopping 0% chance of winning given the position i got put in upon returning

[Joe (hey)]

just kidding about the sh*ts and giggles part obvi!

i wanted to cover my bases in case linus stays because i need to make sure im in everyone's good graces atm

idgaf about any of these people why should i just pick a random side and hope for the best?

[Joe (hey)]

so now the target is alex and i'm not really working with the apiao crew anymore just cuz i feel more comfortable with linus and epicurwhatever and others
i feel bipolar

[Joe (hey)]

that was the messiest sh*t ever

glad i changed my vote to alex im not a fan of throwing myself into the minority

[Joe (hey)]

i should probably work on my social game a bit more like the generic gamebotting a**hole i am

i only talk to like

david (epicurus not dscott) and linus

and occasionally kubson and PG who i don't trust worth sh*t

pretty much everyone else either i ignore them or they ignore me but who cares honestly given last tribal showed a lot of people really don't give a sh*t

[Joe (hey)]

i won immunity so i really don't give a sh*t what happens this round

i might just throw a vote at someone to freak them out for sh*ts and giggles