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Post by gabebabe on Jan 30, 2014 22:02:37 GMT -5
As for the upcoming vote, it looks like everyone is just going to vote for Outlast. He's been as silent as a f*cking ghost recently and I think he mentally checked himself out somewhere around the merge. I am more than happy casting my vote that way because it gets rid of another favorite, and I think it would ultimately prove both Ashley and Dewie's loyalty to me and Phil. If I can trust them through this vote, then I think I can continue to use them for a while longer. If I can't, then they're dead to me. Shorty has also apparently been working Tre recently, and now Tre is on board to vote with Shorty. Hopefully this is legit and not Shorty being f*cking nuts. I can honestly never tell if he's being crazy and if he's being useful. Half of my mental energy in this game is wasted trying to control him. However, he is loyal to me first and foremost, so it honestly behooves me to keep him in this game as long as possible. Hell, if I can swing it I would bring Shorty all the way to the final two with me. I can't imagine anybody voting for him to win. Anyways, if Tre really has flipped, then maybe the final 9 is a chance for us to make a move. If the fans and Tre vote together as a block of 5, we could blindside someone like Kenny or Jon and we wouldn't even need Ashley and Dewie's votes to do it. That would be so f*cking rad, but I'm not sure the game is going to play out that way. Phil might not want to split from Dewie and Ashley so soon, but hopefully he can be convinced. Honestly I feel like this would be the best thing for me in this game. But who knows that's still a vote away * *
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Post by gabebabe on Jan 30, 2014 22:09:52 GMT -5
As for this upcoming vote, Phil and I have been talking about how simple this Outlast vote is. It seems pretty cut and dry, the bland silent guy will leave and everyone's happy for another 3 days. However, on the off chance that there's a blindside brewing, Phil has handed me his immunity idol for safe-keeping since I can't be voted out. Obviously I took it, because it's a hidden immunity idol! He wants me to give it back to him after the vote and I honestly probably will do that. If he stayed and I kept it, I would basically HAVE to use it at the next vote anyways. No real benefit to keeping it long term. But I'll make Phil happy and hold onto it for this tribal council. I am eager to please after all.
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Post by gabebabe on Jan 30, 2014 22:10:19 GMT -5
I vote for Outlast.
Who are you? ... But seriously you've been inactive for a while hopefully you leave now.
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 9, 2014 17:16:24 GMT -5
Oh I'm giving the idol back to phil because duh
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Post by Nate on Feb 9, 2014 17:17:34 GMT -5
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I ALMOST BOOTED YOU D:
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 9, 2014 17:23:19 GMT -5
a combination of college life, the homework, absolutely horrid internet, and a week of me breaking out of my social bubble and doing weird things irl. i'm so sorry
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 9, 2014 23:06:26 GMT -5
Episodes 11-12 Make-up confessionals
I literally spent like a f*cking week in the woods, and these morons didn't vote me out. I guess my alliance is stronger than I thought because I somehow beat out both Shorty and Outlast by being as useful as a f*cking corpse. It's actually impressive that I've made the final 7 despite being so worthless for the past few rounds.
But I think this strategy might just work for me. I think everyone views me as a non-entity at this point, so I'm thinking I may be able to slide under the radar for a few rounds until I get my bearings back in this game. I doubt I can win now because a jury would never reward me for laziness, but I think I can cause some major waves going into the endgame.
However, this strategy will only work if I prove that I'm actually back and here to stay. I've got to be SUPER TALKATIVE to everyone and try to be as friendly as I can without wanting to strangle the life out of people. I am PRAYING that I can pull my sh*t together because I really do want to be here and pawn the f*ck out of everyone. It would just be no fun at all if I slipped away quietly into the night.
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 9, 2014 23:17:14 GMT -5
Also, it's now official that Phil and I are the only remaining fans in the final 7.
Honestly, I'm not surprised at all. It was obvious from the get-go that we were the strongest and smartest fans, so us outlasting the rest is the most expected result imaginable from our initial tribe. Still, it sucks monkey d*ck that there are so many favorites left in the game. These people certainly aren't my favorites, so I don't see why the f*ck they are still here. If there's one thing I'm going to do with my renewed presence, it's to gun down as many of these faves as I possibly can before going down in a ball of flames.
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 10, 2014 23:09:14 GMT -5
So unfortunately, I lost this challenge. I wanted to win, but really I have no social tact. Who the f*ck knows the answers to all of those questions anyways.
Lately, I've been sucking up and kissing a** to Dewie and Ashley. If I'm going to survive this round of voting, I'm definitely going to have to go through them. Dewie has already expressed the possibility of Tre going home instead of me, so I'm basically going to push a Tre boot until the cows come home. I'm thinking that they're going to keep me though. I have some reservations, but I don't see why they WOULDN'T keep me. I've pissed off everyone thoroughly up to this point, and my disappearance has labelled me as someone who is "undeserving". It's total bullsh*t cause I've played a better game than half the people here, but they will view me however they want to. If they're gonna look at me that way though, I'm definitely going to use it to my advantage. Anybody willing to vote out a jury goat at Final 7 clearly isn't here to win. Hopefully these grade-A dumbasses wake the f*ck up and start playing the game. Otherwise I'm totally f*cked.
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 11, 2014 19:04:01 GMT -5
The more and more I'm back around, the more I realize that I am absolutely f*cked this round. Kenny, Tre, and Jon are incompetent morons, so I can't expect any intelligent strategy from them any time soon. I mean how f*cking dumb can you be? I guarantee you that if Kenny, Tre, and Jon are in the final 5 with Ashley and Dewie they have a 0% chance of winning this game. It's just not gonna happen.
As for Dewie and Ashley, I just don't f*cking get why they'd want to go to the end with a bunch of favorites when their path to victory would be much easier if they went with Phil and I. Like yeah we're kinda secretly badasses, but who the f*ck wants Kenny up there in the Final 3? Honestly if these blockheads don't flip I will be absolutely bitter and refuse to vote for either one of them. Like you're a f*cking moron who f*cked your own game by voting me out so you sure don't deserve my vote.
I think my only chance for this round is getting Phil to give me his Hidden Immunity Idol. I think the chance is slim to none that he's actually going to use it on me, but I'm going to do my best to persuade him to. I'm pretty sure I'm super f*cked this round if he doesn't, so I'm hoping that he helps a brother out and gets us both to the final six. I will definitely be pushing it hard though because I don't want to go down in 7th f*cking place.
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Post by gabebabe on Feb 23, 2014 21:44:57 GMT -5
JURY VOTE:
I vote for Ashley. Both Ashley and Dewie played great games, but there's one player in particular who I think really owned this final tribal. Congrats to both though.
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