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Post by Nate on Feb 27, 2016 17:09:44 GMT -5
Phil has ended this thread. Nobody can top that sh*t.
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Post by Phil on Feb 27, 2016 17:14:02 GMT -5
Whatever camel spiders ain't even that horrible they just ugly.
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Post by M on Feb 27, 2016 17:17:45 GMT -5
Whatever camel spiders ain't even that horrible they just ugly. OMG they are soo ugly. Are they poisonous? “Unfortunately, some people assign them fierce characteristics because of their appearance. They do not disembowel camels, jump in the air nor run after humans. … In captivity, they are quite the divas and require princess-like accommodations to be kept alive.”
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Post by Phil on Feb 27, 2016 17:38:07 GMT -5
They get a bad name because of those Iraq war pics and their size is grossly overexaggerated. The reason I put it in my neighbors house is because 1) I found it in My house and no thanks and 2) I hated her.
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Post by Joey on Feb 27, 2016 17:59:38 GMT -5
Whatever camel spiders ain't even that horrible they just ugly. OMG they are soo ugly. Are they poisonous? “Unfortunately, some people assign them fierce characteristics because of their appearance. They do not disembowel camels, jump in the air nor run after humans. … In captivity, they are quite the divas and require princess-like accommodations to be kept alive.” Sounds like Kaitlyn.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2016 18:00:42 GMT -5
Tbh f*ck you Phil. sorry but LMAO.
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Post by Bryan on Feb 27, 2016 18:52:42 GMT -5
Whatever camel spiders ain't even that horrible they just ugly. OMG they are soo ugly. Are they poisonous? “Unfortunately, some people assign them fierce characteristics because of their appearance. They do not disembowel camels, jump in the air nor run after humans. … In captivity, they are quite the divas and require princess-like accommodations to be kept alive.” They're not poisonous but probably venomous. If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous If you bite it and you get sick, it's poisonous
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Post by M on Feb 27, 2016 18:55:21 GMT -5
lool - I ain't biting one of them anytime soon.
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Post by Phil on Feb 27, 2016 19:05:49 GMT -5
Lol I don't believe they are venemous.
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Post by briqsquad on Feb 27, 2016 19:15:11 GMT -5
I rarely pay for food at my food court. Theres an entrance right where you order food at some stations and its sort of shaped like an L so the cashier cant see you if you walk in through that specific entrance. I'm really cool with all the workers so they dont really pay attention to me after I get my food or they just dont give a f*ck. So I usually walk right back out of that entrance. I save tons of money because I basically eat for free. In middle school, when ordering for lunch you can either get a salad or regular lunch. You'd get a ticket for either one depending on which one you ordered. So when you were in line a teacher would walk by with a small basket to put your ticket in unless if you had the salad ticket which is where you would stay in line and give it to the lunch lady. I figured out that once you had a salad ticket you could still get regular lunch since the lunch lady wouldnt know unless if you showed her your salad ticket. So my friends and I would never pay for lunch since we would always show our salad ticket and get regular lunch. I would have like 10 salad tickets at home and would bring like 3 just incase some of my friends forgot some. My friends and I (middle school again) would take apart pens and would use them as spit wads. We would shoot at each other at every opportunity and we would try and get it in your ear, mouth, wherever that would be the funniest, at least to us it was at the time. We would get really risky and do it when the teacher would turn around and write something on the board, then we would shoot each other from across the classroom. One time I hit this girl in the head on accident and she almost ratted me out. I still dont know how she didnt rat me out since I couldnt tell her anything except mouth "PLEASE" with my prayer hands. Anyway, the boys were called into our homeroom teacher during recess and she asked us why are there so many wet wads of paper on the floor. We acted cluelss of course so we just helped her clean up. One of my friends thought it was a good idea that he would announce he found another wet wad of paper and the teacher asked us again if we were the ones doing this and we said no, and that it may be the 7h graders. She said it cant be them because this only happens when cleaining up after us. So she looked at me and directly asked if I knew anything about this. My heart dropped and I immediatly said no. She then let us go but if she told me to empty out my pockets I'd been busted. I had 2 different pens, paper towles and paper stuffed in my jacket pockets lol. I felt really bad lying to her face since she was my fav teacher, prob my all time fav teacher and she liked me and probably thought I'd be completely honest with her and I wasnt lol. When I run into her I always bring up this story. THEY BLOCKED OFF THE OTHER ENTRANCE!!!! WTF!!
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Post by M on Feb 27, 2016 19:32:35 GMT -5
LOL spies all about
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Post by Nate on Feb 27, 2016 19:41:35 GMT -5
I rarely pay for food at my food court. Theres an entrance right where you order food at some stations and its sort of shaped like an L so the cashier cant see you if you walk in through that specific entrance. I'm really cool with all the workers so they dont really pay attention to me after I get my food or they just dont give a f*ck. So I usually walk right back out of that entrance. I save tons of money because I basically eat for free. In middle school, when ordering for lunch you can either get a salad or regular lunch. You'd get a ticket for either one depending on which one you ordered. So when you were in line a teacher would walk by with a small basket to put your ticket in unless if you had the salad ticket which is where you would stay in line and give it to the lunch lady. I figured out that once you had a salad ticket you could still get regular lunch since the lunch lady wouldnt know unless if you showed her your salad ticket. So my friends and I would never pay for lunch since we would always show our salad ticket and get regular lunch. I would have like 10 salad tickets at home and would bring like 3 just incase some of my friends forgot some. My friends and I (middle school again) would take apart pens and would use them as spit wads. We would shoot at each other at every opportunity and we would try and get it in your ear, mouth, wherever that would be the funniest, at least to us it was at the time. We would get really risky and do it when the teacher would turn around and write something on the board, then we would shoot each other from across the classroom. One time I hit this girl in the head on accident and she almost ratted me out. I still dont know how she didnt rat me out since I couldnt tell her anything except mouth "PLEASE" with my prayer hands. Anyway, the boys were called into our homeroom teacher during recess and she asked us why are there so many wet wads of paper on the floor. We acted cluelss of course so we just helped her clean up. One of my friends thought it was a good idea that he would announce he found another wet wad of paper and the teacher asked us again if we were the ones doing this and we said no, and that it may be the 7h graders. She said it cant be them because this only happens when cleaining up after us. So she looked at me and directly asked if I knew anything about this. My heart dropped and I immediatly said no. She then let us go but if she told me to empty out my pockets I'd been busted. I had 2 different pens, paper towles and paper stuffed in my jacket pockets lol. I felt really bad lying to her face since she was my fav teacher, prob my all time fav teacher and she liked me and probably thought I'd be completely honest with her and I wasnt lol. When I run into her I always bring up this story. THEY BLOCKED OFF THE OTHER ENTRANCE!!!! WTF!! Tfw someone from this site works at the food court and was like nah b*tch not anymore
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Post by Donald on Feb 27, 2016 20:10:19 GMT -5
Lol when I was like 13, I was over my cousins house and basically ate all their snacks.
Oh yeah I remember in middle school there was this guy who was basically huge af and used to mess with people and one day I accidentally threw a paperball at the back of his head and I totally let someone else take the blame for it LOL. He got his a** kicked.
LMAOOOOO I remember I was like 9 years old and I punched my cousin in the eye because he kept saying "I told you so"... He told his parents with his b*tchass.
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Post by Phil on Feb 27, 2016 20:14:42 GMT -5
Lol @ the lunch lady spies up in ER
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Post by Brooke on Feb 27, 2016 20:54:48 GMT -5
When I was about 6 or 7 and first started playing softball I was in the batter circle and my coach came up behind me when I was practice swinging and I hit her right in the crotch.
I threw a swim torpedo in my pool and it hit my 5 year old brother in the face. I was 10.
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Post by Bryan on Feb 27, 2016 20:56:37 GMT -5
Lol I don't believe they are venemous. I actually think all spiders have some sort of venom? Since they digest their prey externally. Their venom probably can't hurt a human though. re venomous/poisonous: snakes/spiders venomous since they inject it into you. poison ivy/poison dart frogs are poisonous because you ingest it (through your mouth/skin/etc)
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Post by Phil on Feb 27, 2016 21:21:57 GMT -5
Camel spiders are not actually spiders, that's just their common name. They are solifugids more closely related to scorpions than spiders, but do not have venom or a venom delivery apparatus.
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Post by Donald on Feb 27, 2016 21:35:12 GMT -5
Camel spiders are not actually spiders, that's just their common name. They are solifugids more closely related to scorpions than spiders, but do not have venom or a venom delivery apparatus. The fact that those b*tches look like spiders but jump like crickets is e-f*cking-nuff. top 10 ugliest things i've ever seen in my life and they will f*cking jump at you. yo im cringing just thinking about it. I remember they used to always be in my kitchen like midst-fall time and I'd never go down stairs to get snacks because of them
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Post by Bryan on Feb 27, 2016 21:40:15 GMT -5
Camel spiders are not actually spiders, that's just their common name. They are solifugids more closely related to scorpions than spiders, but do not have venom or a venom delivery apparatus. i didn't actually look up what a camel spider is but google is telling me they are nonvenomous
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Post by Nate on Feb 28, 2016 2:49:36 GMT -5
VENOM OR NOT THOSE THINGS ARE NASTY AF WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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