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Post by Coke on Sept 29, 2015 17:49:59 GMT -5
"I CAN GET LOUD TOO WHAT THE f*ck"
/endthread
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 29, 2015 18:10:27 GMT -5
Shane: I'll drive up and kill you in your sh*tty apartment.
Courtney: That's real nice, my apartment isn't sh*tty.
Shane: Obviously dude, I've never been to your apartment. I don't know if it's sh*tty or not, it was an adjective. Stop taking everything so personal!
My fave tho <3
Sandra: Russell's taking me to the end because apparently I won't get a single vote,but I don't know about that.
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Post by Joey on Sept 29, 2015 19:23:15 GMT -5
"Me and Richard got to be pretty good friends, not in a homosexual way, that's for sure." - Rudy Boesch
"When I go home and my wife asks me about 'who was with you?' I'll say a queer that ran around bare-a** half of the time, for one thing." - Rudy Boesch
"I didn't even get to call him a queer." - Rudy Boesch
"I was violated, humiliated, dehumanized and utterly spent, JEFF!" - Sue Hawk
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 29, 2015 19:39:39 GMT -5
Why is the last one your favorite? That entire moment was so sad to me.
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Post by Joey on Sept 29, 2015 19:47:17 GMT -5
Why is the last one your favorite? That entire moment was so sad to me. idk probably just the way she put the emphasis on JEFF so much
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Post by Nate on Sept 29, 2015 19:48:03 GMT -5
"You have made my life HELL since day ONE. Forget you. Go home. Goodbye." -Crystal Cox
/end thread
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Post by Coke on Sept 29, 2015 20:31:39 GMT -5
"He's a stupid a**" - Sandra
Honestly Sandra is just a quote machine an should be on every season.
"She's got her foot on the gas and WHAT JUST BIT MY a**?" - Jeff Varner
I think Varner might be my favorite survivor ever.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 20:39:44 GMT -5
"He's a stupid a**" - Sandra Honestly Sandra is just a quote machine an should be on every season. "She's got her foot on the gas and WHAT JUST BIT MY a**?" - Jeff Varner I think Varner might be my favorite survivor ever. Liking because of Varner NOT Sandra
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 29, 2015 20:47:37 GMT -5
"He's a stupid a**" - Sandra Honestly Sandra is just a quote machine an should be on every season. "She's got her foot on the gas and WHAT JUST BIT MY a**?" - Jeff Varner I think Varner might be my favorite survivor ever. Yes another epic one from the queen "And mumbling under my breath, I said I swear on my kids that I'm gonna screw you and Burton." Voting Rupert out: "I'll vote for you again and if I'm up there in the final 3, you'll still give me the million dollar vote."
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Post by briqsquad on Sept 29, 2015 22:59:24 GMT -5
"Where's that snake motherf*cker, Jon!? I tell you what, can't nobody trust that b*tch right there" -Sandra aka the GOAT.
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Post by Coke on Sept 29, 2015 23:38:48 GMT -5
Say what you want about Sandra, but she arguably has the best one liners in the show's history.
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 29, 2015 23:51:26 GMT -5
Ok one more Sandra line:
Russell: Are you with me or against me?
Sandra: I'm against you Russell.
Randy has some goat ones too:
(About Courtney): She's a waitress in NYC and she's doing construction now.
It's been 5 minutes and I've come to the conclusion that Gillian is a moron. She's so busy trying to look busy and she's not accomplishing crap.
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 29, 2015 23:57:00 GMT -5
ok i lied, one more!
Sandra: Let it be known that Jon wakes up at noon, and then he goes under the bushes and he has a secret spot where he takes an additional nap. I have yet to see him wash a dish, or even clean a fish.
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Post by briqsquad on Sept 30, 2015 0:11:57 GMT -5
Jeff: so who's going home tonight?
Sandra: I tell you what, it definitely ain't me!
Everybody starts laughing
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 30, 2015 0:18:14 GMT -5
these keep coming lololol
Sandra: And we ain't got a machete! We ain't had a machete in days!
Jeff: What do you mean you don't have a machete?
Sandra: It grew legs and walked off.
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Post by Nate on Sept 30, 2015 0:26:05 GMT -5
"Russell is obnoxious. So I took his hat, and I threw it in the fire. *pause* I don't cyare. He has a big bald patch right here he don't want nobody to know about. But we've been here 39 days, I've seen it a whooole ton of times. I don't care."
So it's clear who the queen of Survivor quotes is.
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Post by briqsquad on Nov 18, 2015 3:53:29 GMT -5
"Promises are like wicker furniture and fat women, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay." Jonny Fairplay
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Post by Joey on Dec 4, 2015 12:44:31 GMT -5
Some random obscure Rob C. quotes that make me crack up
"I don't know how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood b*tch."
"He sits and sharpens the machete for an hour at a time. Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote."
"Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes: 'Dear Casey, there's an old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate for me?' Well Rob, here's your request: 'Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey heyyyy hey. Gooood bye."
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Post by Helen of Troy on Dec 4, 2015 17:27:44 GMT -5
"Being nice to Jaclyn is kinda like cream cheese......"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2016 23:46:10 GMT -5
Not really a quote but
Rob: Who do you suggest? Russell: One of these. Rob: One of who? Russell: One of them(referring to Sandra and Courtney while they are sitting right next to them)
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