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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2013 2:04:55 GMT -5
Drunk Derrick at the Fresh Meat reunion is funny.
Host Susie: Now Derrick, I wanna talk to you about something, because I know you have had hookups in past challenges, so was this one any different or how was it different? (Asking about his relationship with Diem).
Derrick: No this one was specialllll.
Host Susie: Why was it so special to you? Tell us why?
*Derrick laughs*
Derrick: Well, to be completely honest, I didn't really hook up with any other girls in the past.
Host Susie: No?
Derrick: This was my first.
*The cast starts to laugh because they know it's BS when he's hooked up with Tonya, Aneesa, and Jodi I think.*
*Little silence*
Johanna laughs and says Oh God.
Derrick: Guys, you know what, you're a bunch of a**holes.
Kenny and Coral also at the FM reunion.
Coral is talking about her kneecap being out of place on FM and says something along the lines of easily being able to popping it back into place and still wanting to compete.
Kenny: Wait, it's possible to pop your kneecap back into place? That can happen?
Coral: Yes, is it possible for you to never wear those jeans again?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2013 13:30:01 GMT -5
"We've been having this on going argument about......who's blackest, basically." -Piggy referring to Los (2000 Challenge)
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Post by kennyfan on Jun 22, 2013 2:56:27 GMT -5
''All is fair in love,war and challenges.''-Johnny (Rivals 2)
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Post by autoamerican14 on Jun 22, 2013 16:18:02 GMT -5
"If I lose to Casey I might as well fall in the fetal position and die" - Susie
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Post by autoamerican14 on Jun 25, 2013 18:50:48 GMT -5
"JD is screaming like Whitney Houston, he sounds like the freakin' dolphins he trains and I can't get him to pay attention at all" Sarah in Cutthroat
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Post by jsmith33317 on Jun 27, 2013 12:41:17 GMT -5
Brad with his underwear around his neck "Here we go now its a necklace! Do you like that?" definitely my favorite clip they showed last night
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Post by briqsquad on Jun 27, 2013 22:07:03 GMT -5
"Your clan can't handle my clan." CT talking to wes on rivals
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Post by jsmith33317 on Jul 14, 2013 15:50:31 GMT -5
"Just when you think the old guy has no gas left I shock the world and prove that I am the old guy that can slide down a slip and slide and bring back a ball faster" - Mark on Exes
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Post by autoamerican14 on Jul 14, 2013 20:36:27 GMT -5
'We're gonna be like... team barbie, stop! lipstick break!' Jessica LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2013 7:20:41 GMT -5
"Mark's a very big boy, Kefla's also quite a big boy so I'm thinking fairly good match. I got me, failing actress, a poet and a few other people. I don't know, get a clue."- Niel (RW/RR Challenge 1999)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 22:27:19 GMT -5
Jessica: "My competitive spirit took over and I didn't wanna let my partner down"
Anastasia: "Here let me rub my crotch off of your face"
After the XXX Games
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Post by briqsquad on Sept 5, 2013 0:13:23 GMT -5
TJ: "Frank and Johnny congratulations on making the finals, Wes, CT you guys cool with that?"
Wes: "Yeah I am cool with that, Johnny is already throwing up after three minutes."
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Post by Jhonmarco on Sept 5, 2013 14:35:32 GMT -5
Aneesa: "She might not be racist, but she is stupid."
Aneesa: "If there was 1 to 5 things I could change about Diem, it'd be..."
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Post by briqsquad on Sept 9, 2013 15:35:18 GMT -5
Cutthroat
CT: "Johnnys got quite a mouth on him for being a little guy. I'll be looking forward to putting it in the dirt."
CT: "I don't even know whats going on, they finally let me out the cage and I haven't eaten yet."
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Post by YoungMark on Sept 9, 2013 15:45:23 GMT -5
"I'm going balls to the wall this time, there gonna be like Saftey Cord I'm gonna be like No Safety Cord!" - Ace (BOTS2)
"They're going to Greece which kinda sucks cause I've never been to Greece. B*tches." - Mark (BOTS2)
Probably my favorite quotes haha.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2013 15:56:19 GMT -5
The "YEAH!" after "I'll win every fight. I will smash his head and eat it!" gets me every time.
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Post by briqsquad on Sept 18, 2013 18:55:43 GMT -5
Inferno 3
Kenny: "I don't see what the big deal is about your bloody nose"
CT: "I don't know let me bang you out real quick and you'll find out."
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Post by briqsquad on Dec 5, 2013 20:25:59 GMT -5
Cutthroat
"The slippers are off and we can do anything you want... in the world!!" Ty Ruff
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2014 18:54:54 GMT -5
Out of all the seasons I've seen, I have to say Gauntlet 2 has the best quotes and Rivals has the funniest quotes.
Derrick on Gauntlet 2: "Name That Coconut isn't a trivia game, it's a fight. It's who wants the coconut, do I want the coconut, do you want the coconut? Basically...I want the f*cking coconut."
That's probably one of my favorite quotes of the challenge all-time.
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Post by briqsquad on Apr 14, 2014 0:41:11 GMT -5
Bananas: "Chet's legs and a** look like a 70 year old man."
In the group chant when the black team won, "One, two, three, Black team!" Bananas: "Black People!"
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