Your Confessional

[Nate]

This will be your confessional for the entire season. Nobody but you and the moderators will be able to see this thread, unless you give away your password.

DO NOT give your password to anyone else playing in the game. If I find out you gave up your password to any player in the game, you will be removed from the game.

Please post in your confessionals at least once a round, preferably more. If you fail to post the minimum amount of confessionals after 3 warnings, you will be removed from the game.

You may either post in here the entire time, or you can make a thread for each week, etc. whatever works best for you.

Have fun and please be as dramatic and mean as possible.

Love (hate),
Nate Probst

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I just wanna note how much I love the difference between Nate host and Dewie host. Dewie said I can give whoever I want my PW and Nate threatens me with a site ban and removal from the game lmao.


Also people are already using their confessionals wtf lol.

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Alright so here's what's going on right now.

I've been placed by Nathan on the "strength" tribe. This just reaffirms me being the single greatest challenge threat on Tonga. If I had to rate myself 1-6 in my tribe I'm basically 3 on puzzles and 2 on everything else. Alex beats me on puzzle and Phil beats me on everything. But here's the catch Nate, I'm not even going to be going my hardest this time. Like on Big Brother I got targeted because I was a "challenge threat" even though I only won the first HoH and was handed a veto. Rofl like wtf dude my legacy proceeds me I'm a f*cking beast.

I'm really hoping to get rid of Kaitlyn and then Dusty if we lose a comp because the foursome of Phil, Dewie, Alex, and James is hot both in the bed and in the game forreal. I hope Dewie trusts me this time because I'm really not trying to screw people over per say... No my plan is much bigger than that. I don't want to win this stupid game. I want to make it to the FTC, so that I may unleash the greatest sh*t talk of all times. I am the villouniest of villans and I'm here to prove it. I want to be able to sit at FTC and look ever juror in the eye, telling them how idiotic and bad they are at this game. It shouldn't even be that hard.. Yeah I'm going hard for alliances at the moment but I just want to solidify myself in a strong alliance.

We brought back T&B from Big Brother. It's literally all members of Tonga + Alex/Ricardo/Cole. Alex I don't even know how to feel about him tbh atm. He seems to just be here. But I think I can trust him because he's probably the most honest person to ever play this game lmao. Ricardo seems kind of out there but that might be him playing me like SB plays his skin flute to pictures of an African Jesus. Like I just want to take a moment to point out how crazy the last few days have been rofl. We didn't even have tribes but we were all scrambling for alliances. I have personal relations (the game kinds sry boyos) with Alex and Ricardo and Cole. I don't trust Cole as far as I can throw the 120 pound Zach Rance wannabe. But we'll have to see, he's a loose cannon cop without the benefit of at least being attractive. I've talked to Dewie some and I'm getting in good with him. Luckily he doesn't hold the same kind of grudge JC does (I know you're gonna read this so hit me up I'll be bored at work) considering I kinda went against him on ToT. But he didn't even really mention it just asked me if I was gonna play nice, unlikes JC who feels the need to bring it up once a week. lmao.

I sent feelers out to Dusty also because he's a cool guy and all but he's not really all that cutthroat so he'll just be a number at this point until he starts whining about Expert breathing or something and leaves the game. I'm in it to win it with ole Former Federal Agent Phillip Lololicious just like last time. He promised not to be a little slut to me in his Confessionals like he did last time so I think I'm ok fr. My plan this game is just to feed him information as much as I can from playing different sides of the board. I honestly hope I can come across a lot of info that I can just sprinkle around like pixie dust so that it may cover us all in it's glorious drama. I'll have to be careful tho fr.

I'm close with Bryan because I'm pretending to be a girl so I can be his partner on Endruance lmao. I'm still close with Briq. He says he owes me one but I told him I didn't wanna win which might keep his heat off my back this time. If Briq screws me over again I will officially retire from Forum Games forever.  Once again Tom and I are back in action but I'm afraid he'll get voted out quickly fr lol.

I'm trying to be a the GOAT of goats this time Nate so wish me luck  : ) . I hope I can get some drama going this season and latch on like a leech to the right people who will drag me along to FTC.

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Gonna do a rough take on the cast right now so I can let you know where everyone stands in my eyes.


Santa's Reindeer Tribe

Kenny - I feel like Kenny will be able to play the game this time, if he doesn't get f*cked over by his tribe losing to many comps to ya boy and his boys (and Kaitlyn). I like Kenny as a person so I hope he doesn't make jury lmao. 5/10 chance to win

Outlast - This dude has Tyson as his avatar idk if you assigned it to him but Tyson is bae. Idk how I feel because he also had Dan as his avatar at one point so I know this guy is a gamer. 7/10 chance to win.

Jamie - who tf is this lmao.

Expert - Lol this guy is either gonna quit, make someone in the game quit, make Nate quit, or make BuperSoy quit at some point in the game. He is literally the king of quit. I have high hopes for him being the first person out of this game LMAO. 0/10 chance to win.

Tom - Tom is the boy but he's going to do something incredibly stupid and get himself put out either early jury or premerge. I feel like Tom is Tony irl and his bald a** head is going to blind himself into thinking he's making a smart move when in turn he's getting played by Outlast or Briq. Tom ily but your social game suffers when you don't talk to people on this forum. 3/10 chance to win.

Briq - This dude is going to screw me over so hard I hate him so much but I'm still gonna work with him. I predict he'll actually try at comps this time and still end up being a** lmao. He'll still go far tho fr. 8/10 chance to win.

Hansel and Gretel Tribe - first off this color is trash LMAO.

Joey - This guys is going places I think. He literally told everyone he's gonna vote his allys out before the game even started. He'll make it to jury which will allow me to tear his a**hole apart. 6/10 chance to win

Ashely - Ashely is scary. Also Parvati is hot af. 10/10 chance to win and take on a nice dinner and buy dessert.

Ricardo - lmao I don't know how to feel about Ricardo like I want to think he's a threat but I just can't take him seriously ever. 5/10 chance to win.

Alaina - I mean idk how I feel about her tbh, I only know her from that interview and the time we got coffee together. 5/10 chance to win.

Bryan - Bryan is bae but doesn't posses the strategic sense to win the game imo. I feel like he'll go far and go out late just like last time. 6/10 chance to win.

Jimmy - I feel like Jimmy will try to emulate moves on the actual show and end up losing. Don't know much about him tbh 8/10 chance to win tho.

Going to Win the Gat Damn Game Tribe

Kaitlyn - hahaahahaahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahaah -10/10 chance to win.

Alex - Alex got lucky last season and it won't happen again. There's to many comp competitors this time for him to win lucky strings of immunity and no idols so I mean. 5/10 chance to win

James - Godlike beautiful best player on the season. I would love him forever and cuddle with him late at night. 0/10 chance to win.

Phil - Lololicious got the thing that make the boys go loco. With me by his side he'll win for sure 10/10 chance to win.

Dewie - He's got a shot but people are gonna target him because he's not very likeable sometimes. 8/10 chance to win.

Dusty - is he actually good at comps or did you just need to put him on a tribe lmao. 2/10 chance to win.

Chu Tu Dumb and Bad to be on a Real Tribe Lmao

Kyle - who.

Stan - Lmao Stan is the homie but there's a good chance he's Franchestqua 2.0 fr. yes/10

Lizzie - this ole Andrew a** girl is gonna be inactive again Nate. inactive/10 chance to win.

Cole - He's gonna mess it u for himself again, I guarantee it. 2/10 chance to win.

Magnum - I worry about him but I feel like he may go out early in his tribe. 7/10 chance to win.

Vova - lmao Vova doesn't have all of the qualities needed to win in a cast like this. I'm ccurious what happens with no idols tho. Plus you can't hide your hatred forever Tom. 5/10 chacne to win.

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We can't even decide on a time when everyone can be online together. This tribe is a f*cking joke.

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So today sucked major a**hole.

One of our asset protection people quit because "her other jobs pays more, like no b*tch you quit because you had 3,000$ worth of smart watches stolen from 3 feet in front of you lmao. Geek Squad repairs the computers not your dumb a** watch the camera so I don't get fired because we go out of business. Anyway, I've been having to cover for her dumbass, and by cover I mean I come in for my shift and get told I'm doing her job and mine. Too bad her job is to watch the camera's and mine is to be in the back punching holes in peoples washing machines... I mean cleaning and organizing the warehouse so it doesn't look like a flood zone. So being as I'm the only one worth a damn around there the place has just becoming more and more messy. We even got our delivery truck today so there's literally no room to walk in the warehouse. I had enough and just told them I was leaving two hours early to study for a test. Which I did study for like 10 minutes and proceeded to bomb the test lmao. Also we found 2 pallets full of 40'' tv's laying on the ground in the middle of the truck. I guarantee you they're mostly broken which is another $5000 worth of shrink for our store. IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EVERY DAY LOL. I'LL BE SO GLAD WHEN I'M OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE.

I've been talking with Stan most of the day. I'm pretty solid with him so that's good. Dewie wanted to see where my head was at and I kinda didn't name anyone (because f*ck me if I'm vocal about who I want gone it always bites me in the a** e.g Mark and Vova) but I mentioned how we'd have support from Phil and Alex. So it's obvious we all want Dusty and Kaitlyn gone. Dusty I wouldn't mind keeping around because I doubt he'll do much later in the game but Kaitlyn has to go because there's only room for one princess nad it's obviously me. Cya b*tch. Dusty just happens to not be in the core 4. Well I'm core 3 with Phil and Alex and I want Dewie along because it has the potential to get me in good with Kenny and Ashely in the future. I brought the idea of a 4 man with Dewie and Kenny to Briq, but he's worried Dewert would be more opt to work with Ashley as opposed to Kenny. Idk man, I'm jsut trying to get my alliance to allign with people who would be willing ot allign with my other alliances later in the game so we can make super alliances. I don't want to have to play hard ball. I want to just coast along as a number until people realize I'm a goat and have no game and then they'll drag me by my sack to the FTC. As far as I can tell the only people really doing well in their tribe besides me is Briq/Tom lmao. Bryan is stressing out in the Tonga pm because Jimmy won't make an all boys alliance with them. That'd also knock out Joey and Bryan and have no one from my alliance come from that tribe. That's no bueno I guess. Alternatively Vova is kidna chillin but I never really trust him much. I'm hoping Cole hangs on but I doubt it. I still don't know who Kyle is lmao but hopefully I can use Ricardo and Alex to bring him in as a number or something. I just wanna be numbers maaaan. My tribe is still the best overall even with Kaitlyn so I guess that says a lot about our quailty.

I'm still feeding Phil info as mcuh as I can. This game is weird because you can make tight final 3 alliances with people on different tribes lmao. Like people have to playn for merge so much more in this game than in real survivor, because there's really no room to breathe. Maybe Nate will make no merge and let us windle the other tribes down slowly until they're gone LOL.

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Yoooooooooooooooo so we won the first challenge. Well we came in 2nd but we still got immunity and we probably should have won but JC made the chatzy go down which kind of dropped us. Now I'm stupid paranoid that Kaitlyn is gonna get the idol LOL and I'm gonna be the one she sends home cause she hates me. I'm sure that won't happen though. Unfortunately winning the comp means we have to keep Kaitlyn around =3. Either way we're safe for another day, I'm really excited to see what f*ck boi goes home tonight so they can get made fun of for being the first two out of all-stars LMAO. As long as it's not the people I have working relationships with I'm alright.

Basically:

Cole
Joey
Stan
Briq
Tom
Vova

I really don't want Kenny to go home either TBH.

On another note I got the newspaper and it's magical so now I can get up to date Super Boy news on the island here. Let's go.

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Talking to Kaitlyn literally gives me an aneurism. Like I've never met anyone so unwilling to at least pretend to have a social game.

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Kaitlyn says someone told her Me Phil and Alex are a threesome. Tbh who only goes for three people in a tribe of 6. Like yeah we'll split votes.

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I'ma do the Briqsquad thing and claim I'm throwing comps ; 6 ).

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I mean I just have to be better than Kaitlyn so they don't vote me out, and Alex Dewie and Phil will carry me to the merge lmao.

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It must really suck to come back to the site just to play survivor and get voted out in the first few tribals lmao.

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Well Kaitlyn lost us a mission, who would've thought lmao. I mean even if she was at 5 we would have lost cause Flavia and Phillipe were pretty high. Also 1 f*cking guess ok Nate rigged as sh*t.

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Welp, like Dewie said this tribal came down 100% to trust. I put mine in the wrong person and I lost. I honestly thought Phil would be a target before me but, it happens. I'll still be rooting for my tribe to win it all. Was fun while it lasted Nate, thanks for letting me play in these two seasons. I'll have to take a step away from ORG's for the time to try and focus on getting my sh*tty life back together. Cheers lmao.

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tfw you are irrelevant and no one cares about your sh*tty confessionals.

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Jun 22, 2015 1:11:04 GMT -5 @jamesfblake said:

Gonna do a rough take on the cast right now so I can let you know where everyone stands in my eyes.


Dusty - is he actually good at comps or did you just need to put him on a tribe lmao. 2/10 chance to win.

You get me 

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Jun 22, 2015 0:50:35 GMT -5 @jamesfblake said:

I sent feelers out to Dusty also because he's a cool guy and all but he's not really all that cutthroat so he'll just be a number at this point until he starts whining about Expert breathing or something and leaves the game. 

this also may or may not be my favorite thing you have ever said

[violet vova]

Jun 22, 2015 1:11:04 GMT -5 @jamesfblake said:

Vova - lmao Vova doesn't have all of the qualities needed to win in a cast like this. I'm ccurious what happens with no idols tho. Plus you can't hide your hatred forever Tom. 5/10 chacne to win.

shieeet thas facked up lol

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Gonna go on record and point out everything i said was accurate.

[violet vova]

james can tell the future