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Post by Coke on Jul 4, 2015 0:37:38 GMT -5
Oh the swap couldn't have worked out more perfectly than it did. We got at least a 5-4 (6-3 if Joey doesn't f*ck sh*t up) advantage over the veterans. I've talked to every single person on the tribe besides Kaitlyn and Jimmy. I'm trying to build a little bit of trust with Ashley by basically kissing her a**. I'm asking her for advice and telling her I'll do whatever she wants when in reality she needs to be the first to go. I'm gonna go over every single person on my tribe one by one, starting with those dirty, rotten veterans. Ashley - Like I said, I'm establishing something with her. IDK if she's gonna take the bait, but what a coup it would be to reel her in and then just blindside the f*ck out of her without even suspecting it for one second. I feel like she's gonna want me to come along with her, and I might even bring in Stan to further solidify the fake alliance. We'll see what happens. Jimmy - I don't know anything about is game at all. The only thing I do know is that he's probably gonna be teamed up with Ashley and Kaitlyn. I've been hearing he's part of the 6. He scares me simply because I don't want to talk to him because it seems sketch but I also just don't want to ignore him so he sees me as a potential target. IDK he'd probably be the next to go after Ashley. Kaitlyn - She's a wildcard. Me and her have SOME bond from back when we played BB, but IDK. She's very confrontational and would probably blow up my game if I gave her any information at all and then proceeded to blindside her. That's why I want her to go last, because the speculated outcast twist could f*ck me over if she gets booted. Joey - Eh. IDK. I like him outside of this site, but then we get on here and he just makes me want to kill him. Like he thinks he's so much better than me at these games. He has told me that he'd vote me out in a heart beat and that he's playing for "sh*ts and giggles", but I have no choice but to roll with him. Me and Stan are in a final 3 alliance with him, which would be ideal. IDK if he'd rat me out to the others, which is what I'm afraid of. He's dangerous, but we need him. Ricardo - I trust this dude 100%. I trust the next 3 just as much as I trust him too. This dude would've been loyal to the end in BB and in Bermuda had sh*t not f*cked that up. 3rd time's the charm and I have no intention of turning my back on him at any point. He's not my complete ride or die, but he's definitely one of my closer allies on my tribe. Tom - Part of the big three secret alliance with me and E. I'm not sure anyone would expect us three working together, which is great. Tom is very much anti-veterans which is perfect. There's a few people I trust fully, and while I have a little bit of doubt due to us not talking ever before this game, I still feel as though I can trust him. Magnum - My dude. My main apple scrapple. Chu Tu all the way baby. Tho he may be the reason I was voted out of BB, I still feel like I trust him and that he's loyal as f*ck. He was loyal in BB until I went absolutely crazy. I definitely wanna keep him around as much as possible. Tropical Flavor needs to make the final 4! Stan - My ride or die. I trust the absolute hell out of this guy. He's a good friend in the game and outside of the game. I got his back, and he's got mine. He's kinda the glue that's gonna keep me and Joey together. Which is good. He probably has a better grasp of Joey than I do. I got lucky that he was on my tribe as well as Magnum. As far as my allies on the other tribe are concerned, Vova, Briq, Alex, E, and Phil I have complete trust with. Dewie, Alaina, and that other irrelevant b*tch who's name I can't remember right now for some reason are part of the veterans alliance, which is no bueno. I have not talked to Bryan at all, inside or outside of this game. I might need to get on that soon, but for right now, I'm in a good spot. I guess you could say I'm king of the jungle.
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Post by Coke on Jul 4, 2015 0:56:53 GMT -5
There's talks of a 12 person PM being made between everyone who isn't a veteran. Which is crazy, but it just might be crazy enough to work. No one wants 11 other people coming after them LOL. I don't want to be assumed the leader of it though, because that could easily turn back on me. I'll let E make it and kinda do all the talking and I'll just stand in the back and smile and nod.
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Post by Coke on Jul 4, 2015 1:38:11 GMT -5
So the 12 person alliance is called "The Merge". It's f*cking brilliant and so hilarious to me. We're gonna run these vets out of here.
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Post by Coke on Jul 4, 2015 3:43:32 GMT -5
OK so you know how I went out before the merge last time? Yeah well I've set myself up in a very good position. So I went to my plan of acting like a naive little boy and talking to Ashley, kissing her a** and kinda using her as a coach to help me through the game. I told her that I was glad we were on the same tribe and that I was a little worried and needed some advice. Then she basically wrote a paragraph about how she wants to work with me and that for some reason she trusts me. Ummm... yes! I also talked to Dewie and told him to put in a good word and he said that he would talk to her as long as I stick with it and don't make him look bad. Oh poor Dewie. I'm gonna make him look absolutely terrible and it's gonna be grand. The way this is shaping up, I'm gonna have a lot of fun blindsiding these hoes. Of course, I don't want them to completely hate me. I might have to throw some allies under the bus to protect my personal game, but it'll be crucial with a potential returning castaway. Don't want one or more of these people coming back and making me look terrible.
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Post by Coke on Jul 4, 2015 15:37:20 GMT -5
Ashley is down to form an alliance between Kaitlyn, Jimmy, her, myself, Ricardo, and Tom. Problem is, the anti-vet movement holds precedent over this little BS alliance. If I can outwit the GOAT wouldn't that make me the GOAT? She's basically feeding me information. Like she doesn't trust Tome, E, Briq, and Stan and thinks they're all working together. Wrong move, babe. I'm working with all of them LOL. So now that I know her targets, it's time to strike. Can't let the veterans get the upperhand at all. No way I'm buying in to this new alliance.
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Post by Coke on Jul 7, 2015 17:44:18 GMT -5
Haven't posted in this in a while. As much as I hate doing this, our target right now is Joey. His heart just isn't in the game and he may have ties to ashley and Jimmy from being on the Social tribe. We needed to get rid of someone so that the five of us can work on taking out the veterans, while also hiding the whole movement. I wouldn't be surprised if they knew already and I received a few vote at TC
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Post by Coke on Jul 8, 2015 14:23:07 GMT -5
All Stars is cut throat. I didn't expect him to NOT blow everything up in our face, but honestly it's good we got that out now. Joey was a complete wildcard in this game. He could've done that at any time if I said something wrong or didn't talk to him for a week. Right now I gotta do damage control with ashley. I spent all night last night building up trust with her until she told me that she loved me and trusted me 100%, but now that's all but gone. I gotta tell her that if the vets alliance actually was as big as people say it was, then I wouldn't have voted for Joey. Maybe I can still play up my naive little rookie role a little bit more. Throw in some sad faces, make her feel like she has control of me. I'll just tell her I have mommy issues or something.
I need to start getting evil. My character is just as important to me as my strategic ability. I gotta start being a douche in here and on the camp ground. Let's get mean. Let's get vicious. Game on.
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Post by Coke on Jul 10, 2015 18:26:58 GMT -5
Kaitlin's going. I didn't continue my countdown for Joey so I'll just save it for the post I make after tribal. I've realized that me lying to these people that I'm voting out is probably not necessary. They're not jurors and they're not gonna affect me in any way if someone DOES in fact come back. I don't know it's just like we're wasting time here when we could just pick them off one by one without worrying. It should be easier after this since we can split the votes once Kaitlyn is gone. I just can't wait to get to the merge. I gotta find that idol, unite the strats and the sidelined, and get going on steamrolling these b*tches out of this game. My new ideal final three scenario is me, Stan, and Vova. The jury might consider vova passive and they might consider Stan a cocky a**hole. Perfect goats for me to take to the end an win with.
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 1:25:09 GMT -5
Oh happy days! Kaitlyn's gone, the b*tch is dead! She just doesn't seem to do well in games with me, does she? Hmm. Interesting. Now I don't have to go out of my way lying to these b*tches anymore. I've lost complete trust with the vets at this point and frankly, I just don't give a damn. It's gonna be a damn shame when all the people who were cocky from the start all go out pre merge/early merge. Oh that would just make my year! I'll be the scrappy little underdog. Looking into the future of my game, there's really no big moves that I see myself making, which honestly is kind of a shame and could cost me the win. But of course we'll see what happens when it gets there. WOO I'M JUST SO f*ckING PSYCHED I GOT TOP 16!!! 8 down, 15 more to go. We're getting closer and closer to getting down to the nitty gritty and I can't wait for it.
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 1:49:29 GMT -5
YAS STAN YAS! MAKE YOUR SELF EVEN MORE OF A GOAT TO ME SO I CAN WIN EASILY AGAINST YOU IN THE FINALS! WORK!
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 2:05:17 GMT -5
So wait. Let me get this straight. I've been playing both sides more than anyone, I've lied probably more than anyone, and I've went back on my word more than ANYONE, yet people still think Stan is more shady than I am? LOL this is perfect, but he needs to chill before he gets himself voted out RQ. Apparently, according to Ashley (taken with a grain of salt), there are bigger fish to fry than me. I hope she's being for serious because that would be cool if, say, I end up on a tribe where it's just me, Magnum, Stan, and the 5 vets. They're probably gonna be the one to go over me. It sucks, but it's probably gonna have to happen. I just need to get as far in this game as possible, and I might have to sell some souls down the river in order to do so.
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 3:01:10 GMT -5
This is what Vova said. f*cking gold. Tropical Flavor is the chillest, GOAT alliance in ER Survivor history and don't you f*cking deny it Nate. We're gonna waltz our way to the final four sipping on our fruit punch while all these other wank pheasants run around scrambling.
Nate why don't you ask questions any more. I bet you ask Dewie and Ashley sh*t. f*cking biased host. <3
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 3:04:59 GMT -5
BTW Nate just because I want to make your game more interesting, I'm gonna exploit my grandfather's medical condition (he's bout to die) on the game thread when it's time just so people think I'm lying. It's gonna be funny. But please get well, Papa Carter
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 3:09:05 GMT -5
I probably won't do that, but you know.
Also I hate how these vets used to do the same sh*t we're doing, but when it's done to them, it's the worst thing in the world. These people needed a taste of their own f*cking medicine, don'tcha know.
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 3:14:28 GMT -5
E's post better be an episode title RQ.
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Post by Nate on Jul 11, 2015 8:38:36 GMT -5
omfg
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Post by Coke on Jul 11, 2015 12:58:11 GMT -5
So looking around at what I got going right now, I think I'm everyone's number 2 ally, or at least I'm not seen as a huge threat by everyone. I know all of the pairs that are in this game. Vova is honestly probably more loyal to the briq, e, and Tom, however. Maybe I'm wrong. I was super paranoid about him for no reason on BB. But I feel like my social game right now is pretty spot on. I've established connections with everyone I've needed to. I've mended burnt bridges as much as I can and I've been a big part in all the boots this season while remaining in the background and not seen as one of the huge targets. The only person who probably sees me as a big threat right now is Dewie. I feel like if we make the merge we'll definitely butt heads. I would say Ashley, but I'm planning on building more trust with her by basically telling her everything without revealing anything about alliances. I hope this will save me a few rounds so that they can target people like Stan and Magnum and Briq and E over me. I think Dewie thinks I ran the whole anti vets thing, which is wrong wrong wrong. So wrong. I will deny that until the day I die. I just happened to be on a computer when E wanted to initiate the plan. So I had to make the PM.
Honestly, if we make it, strategy and sidelined are definitely sticking together. I'm hoping it won't come down to this, but if they were smart they'd get rid of us. They have to know that they wouldn't have the numbers in the final 7. I'm hoping my pre-game alliance with the strats helps them stay weary of flipping on us. I'm thinking way too far down the line, but I don't see myself going anywhere any time soon.
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Post by Coke on Jul 12, 2015 23:25:14 GMT -5
I kinda like how the swap turned out for me, personally. We have an easy target in Phil and then Alaina if she joins our tribe. I have an easy majority and the only thing that can f*ck that up is if an idol comes into play.
I feel like I sucked d*ck at f*cking pussy in that challenge. I only got like 15 right. I had to process all those math problems hella easily, and after seeing what the word puzzle was, I feel like I could've blown that out of the water. Whatever. It's not too big of a deal. I feel like either way I won't be the one going home if we go to tribal. There are bigger fish to fry than little old me. As long as it ain't me, I'm happy. Let's just get to this f*cking merge already.
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Post by Coke on Jul 14, 2015 14:55:50 GMT -5
So we won. It's bitter sweet. My boy Stan is in some deep, deep doody on his tribe. Alex and Bryan would have to be complete idiots to side with Jimmy and Ashley on this vote. Like they'd probably go down as some of the dumbest people to play this game. If they go to tribal again, one of them is for damn sure being voted off. The tension is definitely building between the veterans and us, and I might just have to go off on some b*tches in my old fashioned, psychotic ways of before. If Stan goes, I might have to do everything in my power to get everyone to turn on Jimmy and Ashley because they're f*cking cowards, throwing a competition just to get revenge on someone. I really hope this comes back to bite them in the a**.
f*ck the veterans. I'm running this game and soon enough I'll f*cking take it over and knock them all the way down off their pedestal that they oh so love to stand on every chance they get.
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Post by Coke on Jul 14, 2015 23:46:40 GMT -5
You know, I may not be in any danger, but I know my boy Stan is. I need him in this game. He HAS to stay in this game. And I just may have thought of a plan to save him. Ashley is super paranoid and I basically was like "listen b*tch. In order to save yourself, you HAVE to make a deal with Stan and Alex and/or Bryan and vote out Jimmy this tribal." Of course she was reluctant but I explained to her that in order to make it further, she has to flip. The veterans may have idols, but one by one they're gonna be picked off and I've basically been selective with all the things I've told ashley. I didn't tell her about tropical flavor and I didn't tell her about the big three or anything, but I kinda lied a little bit and Said that I was the sole reason she was safe our last two tribals. If we can fake something with her and get her on our side for just this vote, it can be absolutely golden. I need my mans Stan in this game because I'm using him as a shield. He is a bigger target than me and he's more loyal to me than anyone in any of these games have been. If I can keep him around as much as possible, my game will look even better next to his gameplay.
Funny thing is, I think ashley is just stupid enough to to join our side. She's so obsessed with doing good and she's paranoid as f*ck and it could be absolutely detrimental to her game if she stuck with the vets. Everything I'm saying is making a lot of sense, ain't it Cao Boi? Let's hope she takes the bait because I need this.
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