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Post by Bryan on Apr 16, 2016 11:57:09 GMT -5
The roommates inquiring about Tyler's straight-looking hookup
"How'd you even meet him, dude?" "Our eyes just met during Kelly Clarkson's Since U Been Gone and I knew it was meant to be"
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Post by Bryan on Apr 16, 2016 11:58:54 GMT -5
Svetlana, especially shaken about the fact that she didn't know Tyler's hookup was gay
"That really just scared me. Like now I'm thinking any man in my life could be gay and I wouldn't know. My dad could be gay, Martin could be gay, I could be gay!!!"
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Post by Bryan on Apr 16, 2016 12:05:48 GMT -5
"You're a grown a** man, you need to stop sleeping at your [male] friend's house" -Svetlana
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Post by briqsquad on Apr 16, 2016 22:16:09 GMT -5
"Hey I call you, you don't call me." - Adam Royer da savage
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Post by Bryan on Apr 19, 2016 12:34:50 GMT -5
"Janelle has this mentality that she is Mariah Carey or Beyonce... but without the talent" -Tyler "Janelle thought PR meant 'Personal Relations'" -Tyler
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tammy
Casting Call
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Post by tammy on May 15, 2016 3:40:55 GMT -5
"Enjoy your flight" Parisa from real world Sydney
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Post by Bryan on May 22, 2016 23:03:18 GMT -5
"Is the Everglades a mall?" -Svetlana
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Post by Bryan on May 22, 2016 23:28:03 GMT -5
"I've never been to Spain. My mom's been there, though, and she said it's a very romantic city" -Svetlana
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Post by Bryan on Jun 6, 2016 22:19:05 GMT -5
Janelle: You're so inconsiderate Tyler: You know what, I am inconsiderate, and your b*tch a** is too!
Tyler was so savage omg
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Post by Bryan on Jun 16, 2016 23:07:39 GMT -5
*talking about cleaning up after the hurricanes*
Janelle: Of course I helped clean up! I, like, brought a chair inside or something...
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Post by Bryan on Jun 16, 2016 23:37:28 GMT -5
When Janelle calls a drag queen a "pirate hooker"
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Post by Bryan on Jul 26, 2016 22:20:08 GMT -5
"Alex is cute, but like I don't know if I like like like like him, ya know? Like..." -Colie
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Post by Bryan on Jul 28, 2016 18:00:19 GMT -5
"We're going to a lingerie party? Yay, I'm allowed to look like a whore!!" -Brooke
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Post by Bryan on Aug 1, 2016 21:59:30 GMT -5
"We have to poop in the woods! Who has ever had a job where you have to poop in the woods?!" -Brooke "This is the first time that Chris [their boss] is realizing how much of a kook Brooke can be, and he's just sitting there like, uh Brooke... what are you doing? I'm like, Chris, you're about to open Pandora's box" -Alex
When there's a literal whole episode dedicated to Brooke complaining about sh*t
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Post by Bryan on Aug 1, 2016 22:09:38 GMT -5
"I cannot have sex with you Davis!" -Brooke "Why not?" "Because you're gay, you have a boyfriend, and we live together!"
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Post by Bryan on Aug 12, 2016 10:18:58 GMT -5
"Me bringing Stacy home was a slap in your face?" -Alex "Yeah, because I chose to stay home tonight" -Colie "And I chose to f*ck her" -Alex
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Post by Bryan on Sept 25, 2016 20:41:26 GMT -5
Brooke [crying]: "Davis told me I have a double chin and then I destroyed his room!"
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Post by Bryan on Sept 25, 2016 23:11:37 GMT -5
"I take all my sexual advice from Bill Clinton" -Colie
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Post by Joey on Sept 25, 2016 23:15:51 GMT -5
"I take all my sexual advice from Bill Clinton" -Colie Any joke referring to Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky is instantly my favorite lmao
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Post by Bryan on Sept 25, 2016 23:17:23 GMT -5
"I take all my sexual advice from Bill Clinton" -Colie Any joke referring to Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky is instantly my favorite lmao That sentence was preceded by "Bill Clinton said that oral sex doesn't count as sex!"
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